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Jul 7, 2006

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Oh man, those scousers clad in yellow singing their anthem, YNWA, again, this time in Dortmund... What

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Gigi Galli posted:

Actually the only remotely interesting one is RM - Dortmund and it'll probably end in a blowout for the boys in white.

With Bürki in goal that much is certain lmao

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Gigi Galli posted:

Navas with the Neuer moves and Ronaldo with the Benzema ones.

Now to find out where the 17 year old prostitute hid.

Also Bürki somehow finding it in him to guard the short corner.

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Jul 7, 2006

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:siren:A BABELCOPTER HAS HIT THE LEIPZIG NET:siren:

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Bale does it.

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Also lmao that Dortmund defence.

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Thus ends the 6 weeks j/o sesh of the media about the unstoppable bees.

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Bürki guarded the short corner... again? What is happening.

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oliwan posted:

Did anyone say 'did anyone say liverpoo?'

Not yet, you can post it now for a bonus.

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EvilHawk posted:

He's absolutely poo poo at defending. He's been at fault for about four of our last five goals. And he wants to be a defensive midfielder. He can gently caress off.

You lot could have maybe developed him into something good instead of the random liability he was when he transferred.

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poty posted:

It looked promising but I guess they don't have what it takes to be eine Alternative für Deutschland

They have about 14% ball possession though.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Modric is a five year old in the body of a mobster Croatian.

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mackintosh posted:

lmao Borussia



pik_d posted:

Kevin de Bruyne :swoon:

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lemme hire this dutch fella who only knows how to do a 4-3-3, this will certainly not fail us, the Borussia Dortmunds


- Aki Watzke, July 2017

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Jul 7, 2006

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Balla Madrid

Also Dortmund got Toprak this season and drat he's bad.

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Bürki what the hell, I thought you had this near post routine down pat for this game

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Shrapnig posted:

Burki beat at his near post again but lol at the little girl doing the Ronald celebration in the stands.

That's Cristiana Ronaldo.

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Benaglio is left alone defending while three Monaco players watch in awe.

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That's twice now Qataris got him fired in his career.

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Jose posted:

Lmao dortmund

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Jul 7, 2006

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The bees are really crashing out of Europe to gun for that second place in the league.

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City's defense don't like having opposition players in their box lmao.

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:laffo:

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Jose posted:

Maribor are so bad oxlade-chamberlain has scored

He cost more than the Maribor squad combined though lmao

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Hans-Joachim Watzke posted:

hell i think a point at apoel nicosia is a good result

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Cannon_Fodder posted:

1-1 with Real Madrid.

So, a studs-up clumsy tackle in the box against Llorente = nothing.
A clumsy tackle near Kroos = grounds for a penalty.

Got it. Either way, man, what a game to watch.

Perez was busy bribing the whole officiating body instead of buying big these last two years hth

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Antares posted:

sports writing is literature. get over it.



name a better midfield pair than kroos/modric. i'll wait.

Sports journalists just can't extrapolate from stats unless someone tells them up front: if your central midfielder had a passing accuracy of 99% and your team tied a worse one, he tried loving nothing except poo poo safety passes. That was Querpass Toni showing up.

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Jul 7, 2006

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RideTheSpiral posted:

looks like Italy is being sacked by barbarians again

*looks to Säbener Straße*

hmm maybe

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Jul 7, 2006

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Celtic already conceded a goal that was called back by bad officiating.

Also that shirt tugging on Lewy in the Celtic box lol

Healbot fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 18, 2017

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:eyepop: Coman ending that poor rightbacks career right now.

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PirateBob posted:

I don't feel sorry about winning. I just think that people who spend time and money on traveling to away games in Europe should be served up something better. We only won thanks to a howler from the youngest ever GK in the CL. No real chances other than that. Benfica were beat 5-0 by Basel or something. CSKA beat them in Portugal too. We should be able to create a few chances against a team like that.

Actually, you should have known what United would turn into once Mourinho got appointed. His approach to football has been rather cynical for most of his managing career.

Also,

Mean Bean Machine posted:

dont be a bitch

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ephex posted:

goddamnit


Troy Queef posted:

and yet somehow now they're back in front

And Martinez butting heads with a Scot. That's a load of blood.

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Jose posted:

Kane would score a ludicrous amount of goals in this Madrid team

Not with this Querpass-Toni lmao

Jose posted:

Bortmund

Yeah lol

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Jul 7, 2006

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ayb posted:

How long till Zidane gets fired?

He'll be gone about 45 minutes.

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I'm the two draws German giants Dortmund could muster against a team from a tax haven lmao

Can't wait to see Bayern walk all over them until winter break and Bosz being let go.

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Jose posted:

I'm all the German posters mocking the premier league as being competitive while all the German teams do insanely badly in Europe

Just took about €2b cash money, nbd

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Jul 7, 2006

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I'm dumbstruck, Aubameyang figured out where the goal is located tonight, after going 500 minutes without scoring.

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Jose posted:

Burki is insanely bad how long has he been Dortmund's keeper?

Weidenfeller has had his moments but was never as bad as Bürki, and I'm doing a lol everytime the bad Roman starts.

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RideTheSpiral posted:

yet liverpool fans are still more butthurt

:drat:

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He's gone through the now mandatory Aryan supersoldier program, duh.

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