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Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules Welcome to Week 2 of 1KYOB. Here are the results from last week: pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 973 | FALSE | 48 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 942 | FALSE | 47 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 925 | FALSE | 46 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Fenrir | 922 | FALSE | 45 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 906 | FALSE | 44 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Diqnol | 900 | FALSE | 43 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 899 | FALSE | 42 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 886 | FALSE | 41 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 881 | FALSE | 40 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | marioinblack | 875 | FALSE | 39 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Acebuckeye13 | 857 | FALSE | 38 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 856 | FALSE | 37 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 850 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 848 | FALSE | 35 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 846 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | MrLogan | 827 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjay9 | 824 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 821 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 810 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 809 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Turdsdown Tom | 795 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 790 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 782 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 774 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 773 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 767 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | aBagorn | 762 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 732 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Kalli | 731 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Athanatos | 731 | FALSE | 19 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a neat cape | 710 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Chichevache | 706 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 703 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 702 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Infidel Castro | 692 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 676 | FALSE | 13 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 673 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Zodiac5000 | 660 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 657 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 637 | FALSE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 632 | FALSE | 8 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 627 | FALSE | 7 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 596 | FALSE | 6 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 521 | FALSE | 5 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | waah | 484 | FALSE | 4 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 409 | FALSE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 1019 | TRUE | 2 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 1031 | TRUE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+   Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 1 Raw Input File Week 1 Raw Results Week 1 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to excellent play last week, our Week 1 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...a new study bible! Congrats! Please contact Buane to receive your prize. Week 2 Theme Week Announcement  What? Do my eyes deceive me? Are the top 3 passers in the NFL right now really Alex Smith, Sam Bradford and Jared Goff????  In honor of this seemingly impossible achievement this week's theme is... DINK 'N DUNK WEEK This week's theme week will be all about those check-down artists and game managers you know and love. To qualify for the Theme Week prize your list must contain at least 4 QBs who score at least 1 passing yard. And no playing backups to get around the spirit of the rule! The list that gets closest to 1,000 while meeting this criteria will be this week's Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner . Any ties will go to the person who played more QBs. As this is our first theme week that has a specific criteria to enter please indicate in your post if you are competing in Theme Week. It'll make it easier for me to score next Tuesday. Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have 5 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside! The five current tokens in play are: THE COX TOKEN  Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN  A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN  Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN  Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN  A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) Week 3: ??? Week 4: ??? Week 5: ??? Week 6: ??? Week 7: ??? Week 8: ??? Week 9: ??? Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 2 Schedule Thursday Night HOU @ CIN Sunday - 1pm EST CLE @ BAL CHI @ TB MIN @ PIT NE @ NO PHI @ KC TEN @ JAX ARI @ IND BUF @ CAR Sunday - 4pm EST NYJ @ OAK MIA @ LAC SF @ SEA WAS @ LA DAL @ DEN Sunday Night GB @ ATL Monday Night DET @ NYG axeil fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 19, 2017 |
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Reminders and stuff Make sure you are typing your entries correctly. Don't let this happen to you: Forever_Peace posted:Apparently, "MATT STAFFORD" (all caps) has a lower Levenshtein distance to "Matt Prater" than to "Matthew Stafford". I didn't even stop to consider whether the part of the script for "finding the closest thing to what we managed to type and use that" would care about capitalizations. This is the proper format: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards NO - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards CIN - AJ Green - Receiving Yards B#: DET - Mauve Stiff Chode - Passing Yards Please don't be cute and actually use Mauve Stiff Chode for Stafford
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Sep 13, 2017 01:36
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Theme Week because if I'm running this thing I feel like I should at least participate, right? PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards B# - NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 21:53
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Uterine Lineup posted:THEME WEEK Good point! I clarified that they have to be passing yards Diqnol posted:THEME WEEK ENTRY I don't know whether to love this entry or hate this entry
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Sep 13, 2017 21:57
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Theme Week Yep!
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Sep 14, 2017 13:33
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Thought I'd fancy up last weeks results in Tableau. This is good stuff! If people want to make fancy charts and stuff I can release more data each week, like the detailed results that have all the players used.
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Sep 14, 2017 21:49
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a new study bible! posted:Dinkin and Dunkin Yep! Relentlessboredomm posted:Yea I'd love that. Here are the detailed results from week 1. I'll start posting these each week for ya. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PLUgaMH9l8x46RUX-hB-fbl8j02BkCEIBQGeJ4n215w/edit?usp=sharing and here is the input file: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pNWwN0_GJ-KIdOLQSCrRjr6LV6GEzFn1jIvfHTGl_c8/edit?usp=sharing If anyone wants the Python script I am happy to share that as well. Token designations: W = 28-3 C = Cox O = Osweiler P = Prater R = Relocation
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Sep 15, 2017 05:38
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Grittybeard posted:You used to get a token reset if you got a top 10 finish maybe if or hit on your....whatever used to be the top 10 finish token (Rex Ryan is the one I remember). Oh the 28-3 one now. Yeah. It's hard enough to keep track of things and the token refresh is just too much to monitor
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Sep 15, 2017 13:12
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As a follow up to me posting the data, if anyone looks at it and notices I screwed something up please let me know. I'm not perfect and if something is wrong I wanna fix it!
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Sep 15, 2017 15:40
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Well. Let's try and not get probated again. Here are the stats from this week. New thread will be up later tonight.   axeil MrLogan TurboFlamingChicken a neat cape marioinblack OxySnake Nystral I busted by 5 yards  fishing with the fam
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Sep 19, 2017 05:17
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Week 3 thread is up! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834732
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Sep 19, 2017 05:58
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