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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I press the AC button on my calculator twice before beginning a new calculation.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sociopastry posted:

Don't look at mirrors at night.

Have you ever thought if you're at an unfamiliar house and it's night and you look anywhere at all that there might be a mirror there you're looking at but you can't see it because it is night you see?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Trivial Fursuit posted:

I never put keys on a table, and get kind of miffed if someone I know puts mine on one. This happens somewhat often, since I work in a bar and every so often someone has to borrow my keys to get into the keg room, or something like that.

I thought for the longest time that it was from the north (of Sweden) since the only other person I know who does the same also has parents from the north, but when I spoke about it with my mother (who is the person I learned it from), she told me she learnt it from my paternal grandmother (who was from Uruguay), so I have no idea where the idea comes from.

It comes from not scratching up the surface. If you always drop your keys on a table in the vestibule for instance (as a lot of people do), eventually you'll just ruin the finish. It's a very small leap to just not leaving your keys on any table.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ralph Hurley posted:

When I’m driving in my car and I see an outdoor cat anywhere near the road I say “be careful kitty”. If I don’t say it, the cat will get run over and it will be my fault.

.You are dong gogs wok.

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