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judge reinhold
Jul 26, 2001

Putty posted:

here is my entry. It is my lp of the classic "Super Mario Brothers". Enjoy.



Give this man the 10,000 dollars

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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

90s Cringe Rock posted:

You don’t need extra commentary if you put it in as subtitles. Subtitled SSLPs are a thing, probably.
Yes.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

I legitimately thought this was a thread for screenshot LPs of OneShot. Might want to change the title.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
that was the perfect opportunity to do a one-shot of OneShot, Lizard Wizard :colbert:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Just a reminder, since we're now into October proper: :siren::siren::siren:YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE MONTH TO SUBMIT YOUR ONE-UPDATE SCREEN SHOT LP:siren::siren::siren:

So get off your lazy asses and get something in now, unless you want Putty to win.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

nine-gear crow posted:

So get off your lazy asses and get something in now, unless you want Putty to win.

You say that as if we have the ability to prevent Putty from winning.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

nine-gear crow posted:

So get off your lazy asses and get something in now
Very well then.

Let's Play Let's Play

What is Let's Play?
What isn't Let's Play?

Who the gently caress are you?
Who the gently caress are you?

What the gently caress is this?
LET THE MACHINE LIVE YOUR FANTASY

The Only Update
UR DESIRES R NOW MET

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Fish Noise posted:

Very well then.

Let's Play Let's Play

What is Let's Play?
What isn't Let's Play?

Who the gently caress are you?
Who the gently caress are you?

What the gently caress is this?
LET THE MACHINE LIVE YOUR FANTASY

The Only Update
UR DESIRES R NOW MET
I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
glad to see that killzone will survive even the sslp post randomizer.

AweStriker
Oct 6, 2014

Fish Noise posted:

Very well then.

Let's Play Let's Play

What is Let's Play?
What isn't Let's Play?

Who the gently caress are you?
Who the gently caress are you?

What the gently caress is this?
LET THE MACHINE LIVE YOUR FANTASY

The Only Update
UR DESIRES R NOW MET

That thing really likes the names from FE7 for some reason.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

PMush Perfect posted:

I feel like I'm having a stroke.
That is like when i am dying and instead of my life flashing back, it's all the video game and anime playing back in my mind eyes.

Fwoderwick
Jul 14, 2004

It's like ancient forum user Gamequoter's descent in to madness. :aaaaa:

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.
:wtc:

I'm so confused. Though that's probably the point.

So....I'm not confused?

:confused:

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

mauman posted:

:wtc:

I'm so confused. Though that's probably the point.

So....I'm not confused?

:confused:

Fish Noise used the random LP generator to deliver you a perfectly equitable sampling of the LP subforum.

Which is what you desired.

Your desires, are now. Met!

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Welcome to your first briefing, recruit!
Is today my first day of training?
Training?
Ahahahahahaha!
So—that’s a no?
Oh, you were serious? You’re a TIE fighter pilot!
Training is for Empires who care what happens to you.
So. Not this one, then.
Correct.
This will be your first patrol. You will be designated as Alpha-1.

You are the only TIE pilot in the area, and will patrol the vicinity of the Spacemeria Platform.

While you’re out there, be sure to scan some space crates or something while you wait for the REBELS! to attack.
We anticipate the REBELS! will strike with a squadron of at least one Y-Wing fighter.

That doesn’t seem so bad.
In addition, it will undoubtedly be escorted by an X-Wing!

Piece of cake!
Did I say X-Wing?

I meant an A-Wing!

Uh. Ok. That… still seems doable?
Did I say an A-Wing?

I meant 5 A-Wings.
Ok, now you’re just being a dick.
Am I, Alpha-1?

How about a Y-Wing, five A-Wings, the Millenium Falcon, Dash Rendar’s Outrider, and a Corellian Corvette?
Sir, sorry sir! The A-Wings are fine sir!

That’s more like it.
Get out there, and do the Empire proud!






Space.

The final frontier.

These are the voyages of the…

… of the… well, poo poo.

Just going to pretend I didn’t see that.


That’s better.

Aah! It’s coming right at me!
Alpha-1, REBEL! fighters have just jumped into the system!

Destroy the REBELS! at all costs!
Ryokai
What?
Roger.

I’m a Y-Wing! I am the best! :downs:
You realize there’s pretty much nothing you can do to keep me off your tail, right?
That’s why I have a turret!

Not in TIE Fighter you don’t!
Noooo!

Go dance with the A-Wings, rear end in a top hat! :argh:

Well, that was easier than I was—

Did someone call for an A-Wing?
No!
No one called for any A-Wings!

You sure?
You sure you didn’t call for FIVE A-WINGS?! :iamafag:

gently caress.





















Welp.
Dump that Space Coffin in the Trash Compactor.
Let’s hope the next ten year old they send us is a better pilot than that one was.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Terribly inaccurate, didn't spend 10 minutes struggling to hit an A-Wing before the four others pick you apart and you actually got to fly a TIE Fighter rather than a Bomber. 8/10.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
it featured Dash Rendar. as far as I'm concerned, we have a new frontrunner in the LP race.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Disqualified :redhammer:

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

That Gouraud shading looks every bit as good today as it did in 1994.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Yeah, OK, why not? I'll use this as an opportunity to see if I can get my SSLP that I've been itching to do off the ground. It's gonna be the most 90's thing I can think of.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Just a reminder: the closing date for submissions is the 31st. Get them in, folks!

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
my submission, am i doing this right?

https://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=149434

highlights of the run include getting to Depths:5 and remembering i never fully cleared Vaults:5 for the silver rune; and a orb of fire almost making me brainless. Seriously gently caress those things

Kuvo fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 28, 2017

Kadorhal
Jun 3, 2013

Look, just sign the stupid petition. I've got stuff to do.
I finally stopped playing other poo poo long enough to both remember this was a thing and actually work on making a submission for it.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013


It's now or never folks, get your submissions in if you've got them because tomorrow at midnight it'll be too late.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Submissions are closed! Don't submit anything else! We'll get a poll up shortly, and confer amongst ourselves regarding the Mod vote.

Stay tuned--

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Blind Sally posted:

Submissions are closed! Don't submit anything else! We'll get a poll up shortly, and confer amongst ourselves regarding the Mod vote.

Stay tuned--

I can't help but imagine any time when 'mods confer amongst themselves' to look like some kind of witches' sabbat.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

I can't help but imagine any time when 'mods confer amongst themselves' to look like some kind of witches' sabbat.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
:siren::siren:THE POLES ARE OPEN! VOTE NOW, MORANS!:siren::siren:

We'll leave the vote open over the weekend. So get your votes in by Midnight on Sunday November 5th.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
VOTE HerpicleOmnicron5 OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Bregor posted:

VOTE HerpicleOmnicron5 OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET

Well poo poo, guess I'm wrong on the internet then.

If the winner's not Tecmo Bowl or TIE Fighter, democracy should be killed.

HerpicleOmnicron5 fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Nov 3, 2017

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Well poo poo, guess I'm wrong on the internet then.

If the winner's not Tecmo Bowl or TIE Fighter, democracy should be killed.

If Paradox game LPs have taught me anything, it's that goon democracy is something to be feared.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Well poo poo, guess I'm wrong on the internet then.

If the winner's not Tecmo Bowl or TIE Fighter, democracy should be killed.

The Wacky Morning DJ Says Democracy's A Joke

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Okay, so the poll is officially closed and with that we'd like to congratulate Putty for submitting an entire playthough of the original Super Mario Bros. in a single 40mb gif as the winning submission!

Putty, however, has declined the reward for winning the contest, so congratulations to PoptartsNinja for submitting the technically winning entry of LucasArts TIE Fighter in MS Paint format.

Thank you to everyone who submitted an entry for the contest. We'll announce the winner of the Mod's Choice in the next few days once Fedule, Sally and I have come to a consensus pick among our remaining entries.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
sorry guys i ate all the reward money, better luck next year!!!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
After much deliberation, it has been decided that the MOD CHOICE winner for this contest is TheMcD, who submitted a wonderful narrative SSLP update of the absolutely plot-devoid Tecmo Super Bowl.

Congratulations to TheMcD and to Putty PoptartsNinja on their wins. The cheque's in the mail!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
i thought putty ate the cheque

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.

Blind Sally posted:

i thought putty ate the cheque

we did what needed to be done

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Congrats to the winners!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the "mcdonalds" guy

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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Congrats winners! Looking forward to the next contest, somehow they just keep getting better and better.

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