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I dont care about the nipples, but shirtless mario should have chest hair. You do not grow a mustache like that without some brown sugar on your chest/back
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Do you think he is sensitive about his chest hair, so he shaves it off? I somehow doubt that, but maybe
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Sep 15, 2017 02:36
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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It's called manscaping friend, and he is free to scape any part of himself he wishes.
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Sep 15, 2017 03:01
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- vlad3217
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beer and cheese?!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
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Do you think he is sensitive about his chest hair, so he shaves it off? I somehow doubt that, but maybe
It's how peach prefers it probably
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Sep 15, 2017 03:40
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- Kthulhu5000
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All that hair goes into the mustache, duh.
Or he has constant accidents with Fire Flowers and it all burnt off.
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Sep 15, 2017 04:12
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Mario has an endorsement contract with Ideal Image, it's a good back up in case the coin blocks run dry
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Sep 15, 2017 04:43
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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little known fact mario donates his chest hair to make wigs for children with cancer. it's this wholesome generosity that first impressed nintendo and well the rest is history
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Sep 15, 2017 05:15
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Fact: marios shirt is hair
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Sep 15, 2017 13:46
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i awake on a shag carpet. looking up, i realize it isn't a carpet, but Wario's magnificent chest. he smiles like the Lady Madonna and tucks a clove of garlic into my mouth.
i awake again, this time in bed next to Mario. i recoil at his hairless chest and clearly-defined nipples. I'm crying again, like i do every night
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Sep 15, 2017 15:23
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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This is it guys. It was nice posting with you.
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Sep 15, 2017 16:56
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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I'm starting to think Mario is a child. but he has a mustache. WHAT THE gently caress IS HAPPENING
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Sep 15, 2017 17:38
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mario is not an accurate portrayal of an italian man. if he's gonna go around shirtless in a bathing suit that bathing suit has to be a speedo, he has to be wearing a big gold cross on a gold chain, and he must be much more hirsute.
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Sep 15, 2017 17:40
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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He has to talk a bit louder, and some of his enemies might just be creaturizations of moroccans...
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Sep 15, 2017 17:44
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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the downplay of his horniness is also inaccurate
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Sep 15, 2017 17:45
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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yoshi should technically be a bugatti
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Sep 15, 2017 17:47
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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you can tell that he is, in fact, a computer-generated italian and not a real italian by the lack of marinara, how-ya-doin, and eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Sep 15, 2017 18:59
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FALSE SLACK
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"You see, Luigi, the Earth she is a disc, like a pizza pie. Not round like like Mama's homemade meatballs!"
-flat earther shirtless mario
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Sep 16, 2017 15:27
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I'm actually a little dubious that Mario's nipples destroyed the entire internet. Journalistic integrity, it seems, is a forgotten art.
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Sep 16, 2017 16:09
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shirtless wario
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Sep 16, 2017 20:31
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I'm actually a little dubious that Mario's nipples destroyed the entire internet. Journalistic integrity, it seems, is a forgotten art.
Mario tits vs kardashian rear end
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Sep 17, 2017 00:52
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by FactsAreUseless
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he definitely has chest hair
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Sep 17, 2017 23:52
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i invented shirtless mario 2 years ago and I deserve credit
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Sep 18, 2017 01:33
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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i invented shirtless mario 2 years ago and I deserve credit
i am sorry you must suffer this injustice. you have my condolences
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Sep 18, 2017 04:57
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- alnilam
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nintendo inc is going down, down to the bank to write some overdue royalty checks to treasure bear
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Sep 18, 2017 15:39
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Sep 18, 2017 17:21
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- AEMINAL
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barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
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amazing job tbear
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Sep 18, 2017 17:32
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the evidence is irrefutable
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Sep 18, 2017 23:23
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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This is what i picture true hardcore mario looks like
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Sep 18, 2017 23:25
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do the mario
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Sep 19, 2017 12:32
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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shirtless mario is wrong but it just feels so right
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Sep 22, 2017 00:53
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- Adbot
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May 6, 2024 02:16
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- FutonForensic
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c'mon mario... let those debim puppies brreathre
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