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Actually, nobody told me anything. And how could an entire planet "roll me"? gently caress off.
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i don't really feel like dancing because of how depressed i've been 
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Sep 18, 2017 16:57
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a a a a a a a a a a a a There's a limit |
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Sep 19, 2017 08:16
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This is in fact my beautiful house. |
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Sep 19, 2017 09:33
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I sleep perfectly fine on incendiary mattresses |
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Sep 19, 2017 14:13
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There's no way that woman will be able to purchase a stairway to the stars... That's right, it IS a lemon and no you will NOT be squeezing it, thank you very much! Momma gave me the sense to come in from outside when it's raining, unlike that guy standing on the corner being drenched I coherently talk, focus my words with specific thoughts, I speak this song, I went around the world and here's my girl, (it took ten years to the day). Go, oh oh oh oh- I wish you would just go, oh, oh- you're a baby, won't you leave? And grow oh oh up! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 19, 2017 14:37
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I will be standing on the dock of the bay, as I intend on being productive!
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Sep 19, 2017 15:02
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THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO DO IS ROCK A RHYME, drat... $20 won't buy you much in a retail store if you buy brand new stuff, that's for sure No, seriously- this is a come-back even though I just got here. My mother requested specifically that I not lay a hand upon your person thereby rendering you into an unconcious state. I see you driving around town with a person I was once enamoured to and I'm like, "good for you!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 19, 2017 15:34
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please don't wake me up before you go, go. I've had a very long day at work and would prefer to stay in tonight
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Sep 19, 2017 15:35
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Friday I don't give a poo poo Saturday, great, full of awful drunken twits Sunday, always hesitate crimes |
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Sep 19, 2017 16:16
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You say hello I say goodbye Goodbye, goodbye! Don't know why you're saying hello, I'm saying goodbye!
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Sep 19, 2017 16:21
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Lucy in the Sky you say? With diamonds? Haha, I'm not tripping balls so I don't see it. I never can see the sailboat either, though
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Sep 19, 2017 16:49
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If you don't like Pina Coladas or getting caught in the rain... pretty much don't talk to me.
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Sep 19, 2017 17:48
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i should really learn Jesse's girlfriend's name, but she seems nice and i'm happy for him |
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Sep 19, 2017 18:06
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Please, just stop. There's no reason to believe- drop that feeling and stop being a streetlight people for crying out loud! I wish people would stop asking us to rock them. Welp, here we are. Born to be plebes, we're the paupers of the neighborhood. Here's where we belong, fighting to survive until the next paycheck! I have not now nor have I ever seen a silhouette of a man, little or otherwise and I can't Fandango, who the hell's Scaroumouche; didn't he get fired? When you hear the sound of thunder And you poo poo your pants, Just outrun your thunder buddy This is your last chance; Hello, thunder! Oh, you can be my friend! You scare me too much thunder So take this guy instead! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 19, 2017 18:23
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Hello, hello Mr. British Eel Pie Drove my lorry to the quarry But the quarry was high
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Sep 19, 2017 18:42
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"yeah!" alternatively "no!"
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Sep 19, 2017 18:49
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Go. This second. You have many, many other choices but hurry and pick one! (it's not all you have to do though, to be clear)
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Sep 19, 2017 18:54
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Oh, Ricky. You're okay. You're okay, just go away. Hey Ricky. Away Ricky.
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Sep 19, 2017 19:13
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Theres a lady who works At the department store in the mall And she's repairing the escalator to the housewares department |
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Sep 19, 2017 20:24
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People of all genders and body types deserved to be appreciated, but they have no real discernable impact on the rotation of the world. In addition to this conclusion, I also find no evidence of said world to be "rockin'", though it is often referred to as one, that is as a "rock", in slang parlance. |
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Sep 19, 2017 20:30
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Not only do I propose that you do not have any involvement in my existing or state of living - this can be more directly attributed to my bodily functions evolving over millennia to allow me and countless other organisms to thrive in the earth's atmosphere - but I would go so far as to say that you're not even my best friend, especially after that loving poo poo you pulled with the coffee. You know the system Mike, you finish the carafe you brew a new one, Christ. |
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Sep 19, 2017 20:35
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thanks for staying at the hotel california, feel free to leave anytime |
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Sep 19, 2017 21:59
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Splatmaster posted:Lucy in the Sky you say? With diamonds? Haha, I'm not tripping balls so I don't see it. I never can see the sailboat either, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZXtKq0DjMM |
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Sep 19, 2017 22:41
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(High-pitched helium voice) Ooooooooooh nooooooo. OOOOOOOHHH NOOOOO! *Chick... chika-chika* |
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Sep 19, 2017 22:51
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tramps like us, baby we were born to walk |
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Sep 19, 2017 23:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:(High-pitched helium voice) Ooooooooooh nooooooo. OOOOOOOHHH NOOOOO! |
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Sep 20, 2017 00:07
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I will dance, go ahead and ask me.
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Sep 20, 2017 04:08
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I don't think my spaceship has a loving clue where it's going Tell my wife if I come back alive, it's over. She's cheating on you anyway mate |
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Sep 20, 2017 08:40
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Okay, I'll do what you tell me! Okay, I'll do what you tell me! (x15) |
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Sep 20, 2017 10:00
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hips do lie |
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Sep 20, 2017 10:01
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pussy pussy pussy pussy meowing everywhere pussy pussy pussy pussy meowing everywhere meowing everywhere meowing meowing meow meow meow *SICKEST DROPS* crimes |
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Sep 20, 2017 16:07
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Not interested in other people's privates. (we've never met before!) Not interested in other people's privates. (we've never met before!) Who would even want to be interested in other people's privates? Certainly not me! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 20, 2017 16:35
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dad's linguini |
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Sep 20, 2017 17:13
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Drink-Mix Man posted:dad's linguini 
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Sep 20, 2017 17:17
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420 & sixty-niiiiiiiiiiine i got it! i got it! (nice) crimes |
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Sep 20, 2017 17:45
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I demand that you dance Don't leave your friends behind Because your friends all dance and since they all dance They're also friends of mine |
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Sep 20, 2017 17:55
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canyoneer posted:I demand that you dance I love Men With Hats.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:07
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LISTEN UP, MOTHERS! Raise them kids of yours to lasso up and wrangle some cows! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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I think my kids are old enough to decide for themselves if they want to walk your way, to hear your words, what they mean, what they say, Danzig. |
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