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Flavius Aetass
life, liberty, equality, the pursuit of happiness

all of these are american dreams :patriot:

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
i dislike rock and roll
i'd rather focus on bar trivia, baby
i dislike rock and roll
come on turn it down and join my team

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
I stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. I don't know that I was a particularly fine sight to see, and no one of any particular interest drove by me or paid any attention to me. I got back in my own car and drove out of town. True story!



Dads Dip Cup

we're not even close to the halfway point and frankly there's no way we're going to make it

Dads Dip Cup

I didn't see the sign
and it caused a major accident at a busy intersection, I didn't see the sign

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

canyoneer posted:

i dislike rock and roll
i'd rather focus on bar trivia, baby
i dislike rock and roll
come on turn it down and join my team


Flavius Belisarius posted:

life, liberty, equality, the pursuit of happiness

all of these are american dreams :patriot:


Dads Dip Cup posted:

we're not even close to the halfway point and frankly there's no way we're going to make it


Robot Made of Meat posted:

I love Men With Hats.

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

:dance: *Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na

:sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance: Duh-na na na na na na NUH
*:sax:




I'M SOBER :toot:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:dance: *Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na

:sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance: Duh-na na na na na na NUH
*:sax:




I'M SOBER :toot:

:same:

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Sep 21, 2017

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alnilam

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:dance: *Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na NA NA
:dance: Duh-NUH nunna na na na

:sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na
:sax: :sax: :sax: Duh-nunna NAAAA na

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance: Duh-na na na na na na NUH
*:sax:




I'M SOBER :toot:

that scene in peewees minor quest where the nice fellas ask him if he has any initial requests for their playlist

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
*Phillip Glass's 4'33" but played to a crowd of sugared up elementary school hooligans*

crimes

Dads Dip Cup

ba-da bop bop baaa... meh, it's alright I guess

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

*Phillip Glass's 4'33" but played to a crowd of sugared up elementary school hooligans*

Alternate universe 4'33": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtO3VCu5wv4

by John Cage :engleft:

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Sep 21, 2017

Flavius Aetass
my baby messes around because she doesn't love me























i guess

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

my baby messes around because she doesn't love me























i guess

Now fellas: what's hotter than being hot?

:gay: ~Flaming!~

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
They pull in, just in the family room
They both sit down on the couch, he frowns
Gee my life's a funny thing, have I gotten too old?
He kissed her then
She took the remote, changed the channel
It took twenty minutes, took them nowhere
Heaven knows, he would have taken anything but Kimmy Schmidt

but it's an early night
These are the old Americans
Old Americans, these are the old Americans

Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 21, 2017

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Dads Dip Cup

on second thought could you hit me with like a feint or maybe just a glancing blow instead, I bruise easily

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
Please let them in
Please let them see
Be the bad boy I never get to be
Reveal and feel
Just let them knooooow
But they don't knoooooooooow

Shove it low
Shove it low
Start holding back, gently caress em all

wearing a lampshade

Like, you have the ability to touch this - this as in my person/body - in the sense that you are physical capable of it, I'm just asking you not to, over some sick beats.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

It really doesn't matter if you lose that number, Ricky
Your phone contacts are saved to the cloud, and in a pinch you could always look the person up on Facebook, Twitter, or LinkedIn

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
Phone didn't save Jenny's number
Can't make her mine
Wish' I'd have written it on paper
Something something something 0 9?

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I can't remember what happened in September, like the 15th? No, the 24th? poo poo.

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Flavius Aetass
hoooooold onto maaaaaaan
saaave him from the floooooods

*lovely solo*

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where it sure is really fuckin lame

crimes

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
neurotypical in the membrane, neurotypical in the brain!

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Opal

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
stroke my lady friend gently on the cheek

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
don't beat it
(beat it)
beat it
beat it
ur-eth-ral me-a-tus
don't jack a stranger
do not beat meat
don't self a-buse
that's just not right
don't beat it (beat it beat it)

crimes

Twenty Four


We're gonna take it
Yeah, we're gonna take it
We're gonna take it
Forever

Twenty Four


Stacy's mom needs to go on a diet and start working out, buy some new clothes, maybe get some work done or something.

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
Bill the infirm salesman
lived by the dump
And jacked off in the autumn mist
in the land of Donald Trump


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Flavius Aetass

blaise rascal posted:

Bill the infirm salesman
lived by the dump
And jacked off in the autumn mist
in the land of Donald Trump

:same:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Don't shake it, shake-shake shake it, NO-O!
Don't shake it, shake-shake shake it, NO-O!
You don't have to shake a Polaroid picture!

It's an instant process, ha! Lookit you- shaking that Poloroid.

You know what not to dooo-
You know what not to dooo-
YOU KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
Not sorry, Doc Jackson
(oooh)
Morgellons are reaaaaaal

crimes

Flavius Aetass
you probably can't see it because the sun's already down
but last night we were making fun of this total piece of poo poo flag
other than that, pretty boring night
this country is full of little stupid bitches

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Please don't sing us a song, piano man
don't sing us a song tonight
if you do I'm probably going to pop you one
and you won't be feeling alright

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Whorelord

Jump into the well...

Love is actually the most unifying emotion we have, in now way will it tear us apart

I let the dogs out, stop asking.

The hood is at the front of a car. In the UK, it's called a 'bonnet' though.

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
*the opening bars to the Smiths' This Charming Man, but the video is of some kittens sleeping, rather than a corgi being a corgi*

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
How soon IS now, anyway?

*checks watch*

ohhhhhhhhh.

crimes

wearing a lampshade

There is a light that will eventually go out, which is why I bought a bulk pack of replacement bulbs last week while at the Costco.

wearing a lampshade

CLAIM: "...the queen is dead, boys." - The Queen is Dead (Take Me Back to Dear Old Blighty) - The Smiths

SNOPES RATING: MIXTURE

There are many queens from various monarchies throughout history that have been dead for quite some time, but the current British queen that Steve Morrissey is referring to is still, in fact, alive.

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alnilam

albany academy posted:

CLAIM: "...the queen is dead, boys." - The Queen is Dead (Take Me Back to Dear Old Blighty) - The Smiths

SNOPES RATING: MIXTURE

There are many queens from various monarchies throughout history that have been dead for quite some time, but the current British queen that Steve Morrissey is referring to is still, in fact, alive.

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