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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the h is silent as the american herb

just so yo know we say herb as it’s spelt. with an h. like herbie that car that was autonomous and lived a life of suffering

when u guys say “erb” you sound as dumb as you look

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




How did your professional sex having night go?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



oh lord is he a sensual healer as well now? exhopenis stay safe :ohdear:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

echinopsis posted:

the h is silent as the american herb

just so yo know we say herb as it’s spelt. with an h. like herbie that car that was autonomous and lived a life of suffering

when u guys say “erb” you sound as dumb as you look

how do you say "hour" on your island? "honest"? "honor"?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yes.

how do you normally say “her”? “head”? “heard”? “heavy”? or any other of a billion words that start with he but you say both letters

[quote="“Displeased Moo Cow”" post="“476631963”"]
How did your professional sex having night go?
[/quote]

nah just lining it up for now. ad on male escort site has been up for ages but this is the first woman that has contacted me, rather then dudes 😂 hubby is away for months at a time and she needs someone to satisfy her needs, and she can satisfy my needs for employment

i don’t think my wife will approve but marriage is collapsing anyway so yolo and get paid . “ain’t no shame just stay ahead of the game” - missy elliot

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

echinopsis posted:

i don’t think my wife will approve but marriage is collapsing anyway so yolo and get paid . “ain’t no shame just stay ahead of the game” - missy elliot

hang on, what? mate u ok?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




god speed you

so her marriage is just as hosed as yours? i'm sorry dude

one the plus side, you'll always have heif

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i set my image format today op i am ready to save space and make memories fuckers

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Agile Vector posted:

i set my image format today op i am ready to save space and make memories fuckers

welcome to the cool codec club!

[quote="“echinopsis”" post="“476634389”"]
i don’t think my wife will approve but marriage is collapsing anyway so yolo and get paid . “ain’t no shame just stay ahead of the game” - missy elliot
[/quote]

an open marriage is failing? no one could have predicted this.

I hope you're good, echi. don't just whore yourself out and gently caress away the pain. I mean, do it, if you want, but also take care of yo'self.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



yeah keep it covered man

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol of course everyone thinks the open marriage is to blame.. perhaps it speeded up the process or gave perspective but learned a lot about ourselves last few years and tbh the thing that that’s been straining the marriage is my hosed up sad brains and drinking but we’ve been trial separate for a couple weeks and makes the future maybe seem a bit brighter. we both want each other to be happy and care about each other and perhaps that’s gonna be apart.. or not. thankfully our house is like two and so we can trial separate under the same roof. or maybe it’ll be a like a holiday and things will
be good after. or not: who cares? any way the prostitution isn’t some bad thing? i’m kinda excited about getting paid to do what i do best :smugmrgw:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



finally getting paid for that pharmacy job, good on you mate

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



know what a file format didnt do? destroy my marriage. didnt save it either, thank god

could you imagine your marriage being saved by loving .art? jesus. i mean. gently caress

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



12 steps of progressive jpeg loading for recovering alchies

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
jpegs have destroyed plenty of lives

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Agile Vector posted:

finally getting paid for that pharmacy job, good on you mate

nah pharmacy is ok but boring but for a wage earner it’s not bad, but permanent full time work in quake town is a bit poo poo, happy to augment income with bonage but also need to explore other lines of work: if so prolly have to take a pay cut before heading back up again: career wise i feel like a failure as gently caress which doesn’t help mental health but what ya gonna do 😂😂😂

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

cheese-cube posted:






  

  


  




  





Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

lol of course everyone thinks the open marriage is to blame.. perhaps it speeded up the process or gave perspective but learned a lot about ourselves last few years and tbh the thing that that’s been straining the marriage is my hosed up sad brains and drinking but we’ve been trial separate for a couple weeks and makes the future maybe seem a bit brighter. we both want each other to be happy and care about each other and perhaps that’s gonna be apart.. or not. thankfully our house is like two and so we can trial separate under the same roof. or maybe it’ll be a like a holiday and things will
be good after. or not: who cares? any way the prostitution isn’t some bad thing? i’m kinda excited about getting paid to do what i do best :smugmrgw:

yeah nah I'm fine with people with mutual open relationships hooking up and all that but when you get into those whoring yourself out to frustrated housewives, well I mean prozzies have a great time and are never in any danger from other interested parties aren't they?

marriages break down and it sucks I know. just want you to be safe and all that :smugmrgw:

and use eifs

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
please do not patronize the yospos sex worker in this, the h.265 image container thread

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




jealous husbands use only the best heif containers

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
my iPad popped up a message telling me that it is switching to "high efficiency format" since my Mac was updated to macOS weed catte. my Mac was literally not done booting from the upgrade when it did this. thanks apple for making sure my formats are of the highest efficiency.

I'm all heifed up!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:rip: Hugh Heifner

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
[quote="“Displeased Moo Cow”" post="“476844951”"]
Hugh Heifner
[/quote]

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

man died doing what he loved. looking at titties

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol at all the people fawning over him

playboy made so much money off objectifiying women and then toward the end they strat being all "woman have autonomy" lmao you morons

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

man died doing what he loved. looking at titties

rear end > titties till the day I die

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

echinopsis posted:

rear end > titties till the day I die

¿porque no los dos?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the most important thing playboy did was introduce horny dude lifestyle marketing, without hef we wouldn't have axe body spray ads and rolexes wouldn't cost 10 grand

qirex fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Sep 29, 2017

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Suspicious posted:

¿porque no los dos?

well of course... but still

there are three kinds of people in the world:

people who like titties
people who like rear end
and people who like both

I'm the kinda of person who likes all three

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
some of us will gently caress hot girls.
some of us will get rich.
some of us will get rich and then gently caress the hot girls because we're rich.
but none of us will ever get rich from loving hot girls like he did.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:supaburn:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I was not prepared for heif

how do I read heif on a win7 machine

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
you killed him

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


The Management posted:

some of us will gently caress hot girls.
some of us will get rich.
some of us will get rich and then gently caress the hot girls because we're rich.
but none of us will ever get rich from loving hot girls like he did.

do people try and become rich for any other reason (substituting hot boys/gender non binary two-spirits/etc. depending on your orientation)?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:ssh: to make sure my children have a good/better life :ssh:

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

DuckConference posted:

do people try and become rich for any other reason (substituting hot boys/gender non binary two-spirits/etc. depending on your orientation)?

approval from mommy and daddy

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
yes, the only reason for getting rich is shallow sexual relationships with attractive people.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

The Management posted:

yes, the only reason for getting rich is shallow sexual relationships with attractive people.

certainly not the only reason but it's one of the better ones

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Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

qirex posted:

certainly not the only reason but it's one of the better ones

this is eminently possible without being disgustingly wealthy, and probably easier to fool yourself into believing in your own good looks and charm

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