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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




My Dearest New England Patriots,
OK last week didn't go as planned on either front, but there's still time to win this game and not suffer any injuries.

Please do that.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Gotta pick the lady up from the airport at 3pm. Ugh going to miss the ending of all the 1pm games.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey dad, cool you made it. Burgers on the grill, let's watch some football.

Wait, why are you pulling out mom's laptop. Why are you opening word? Why do I need to edit her twenty page document on some random hedge fund's disclosure documentation issues? God damnit mom.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ketchup vs catsup posted:

My Dearest New England Patriots,
OK last week didn't go as planned on either front, but there's still time to win this game and not suffer any injuries.

Please do that.

Do the opposite of what this one asks for.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
go pats, i'm much less anxious about this game than last week's game

(i'm still incredibly anxious all the time)

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



As a real and authentic Patriots fan I will be spending my afternoon working to help the Trump administration make America great again and watching the Steelers kill the Vikings so I can bitch about who the REAL cheaters are. And also because the pats got this game in the bag.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Go Eagles and go Saints

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Go Patriots you fucks

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
The Bears are going to lose but hopefully Jordan Howard and Tarik Cohen get to do some cool things.

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014
Tony Romo is so excited to be in that booth

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Let it be known i boo'd peppers when he was introduced

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Also to all the other pats fans on this forum: you are doubting Thomases and heretics (you listen to felger and mazz) so please try not to make us look bad.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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FizFashizzle posted:

Don't put this poo poo into the universe.

Hey, just want to keep the NFC South Super Bowl trend going. You guys two years ago, Atlanta last year, us this year.

Except we win.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Go my beautiful Baltimore Football Ravens. Far more importantly, go Saints. Keep the 0-16 dream alive.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

go eagles go eagles



also lol sam bradford just lol hahahahahahaha

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are you ready to watch Chuck Pagano die on live TV? Fingers crossed.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Go a red bird

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brissett is gonna score 7 TDs today.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Let's see how the Ravens look against an opponent that is not the Bengals.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Codependent Poster posted:

Brissett is gonna score 7 TDs today.

wrong endzone though

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
30 seconds to RedZone!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Qwijib0 posted:

wrong endzone though

No that's Tolzien.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Codependent Poster posted:

Brissett is gonna score 7 TDs today.

I unironically hope that Brissett is awesome for the Colts.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I was out the other night and people at this venue were looking at the Bengals and Texans game and cheering on the Texans like crazy. Why would you do this? You want the Bengals to look good. Because that means the Ravens shut down a real good offense the week before. But the Bengals looked like trash again, so the Ravens probably won't look like they did last week every week.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Couple f-18s for flyover.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Codependent Poster posted:

No that's Tolzien.

Hopefully he learned a lot from watching that performance last week.

(I want 7 pick sixes regardless) :colbert:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

I was out the other night and people at this venue were looking at the Bengals and Texans game and cheering on the Texans like crazy. Why would you do this? You want the Bengals to look good. Because that means the Ravens shut down a real good offense the week before. But the Bengals looked like trash again, so the Ravens probably won't look like they did last week every week.

If you have the best record in the division, you win the division. Dummy

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I unironically hope that Brissett is awesome for the Colts.

Trade Jimmy g.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Kawalimus posted:

I was out the other night and people at this venue were looking at the Bengals and Texans game and cheering on the Texans like crazy. Why would you do this? You want the Bengals to look good. Because that means the Ravens shut down a real good offense the week before. But the Bengals looked like trash again, so the Ravens probably won't look like they did last week every week.

I think you'll find that the Texans are the People's Team.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
loving LMAO at this tom brady ad

jesus that made me cringe

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Ummagumma posted:

The Bears are going to lose but hopefully Jordan Howard and Tarik Cohen get to do some cool things.

:agreed:

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Let's go Eagles!

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

If you have the best record in the division, you win the division. Dummy

And we already have a road win over the Bengals. There's a good chance we can sweep them, which would give us the tiebreaker. We have an advantage there. I want the Bengals to contend and beat the other teams now, to improve our divisional record advantage potentially.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kawalimus posted:

I was out the other night and people at this venue were looking at the Bengals and Texans game and cheering on the Texans like crazy. Why would you do this? You want the Bengals to look good. Because that means the Ravens shut down a real good offense the week before. But the Bengals looked like trash again, so the Ravens probably won't look like they did last week every week.

This is adorable

Go Eagles

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Go Saints

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Oh no, Belichick's headset isn't working?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Can't help but feel the Bears are going to get smoked today...

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
missing most of today's games for a Rockies game :(

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I am so loving excited to get absolutely smashed by andy reid

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