1KYOB 2017 Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (now with cash prizes!)

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DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

THEME WEEK

CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
NYG - Orleans Darkwa - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
NO - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
CHI - Tarik Cohen - Rushing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards

B# DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 16:34

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:42

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Theme Week

KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:00

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
SD - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards

B# DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:15

Buane: Nov 28, 2005; When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

THEMEEE

PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards
NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
B# DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:23

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
NE - James White - Rushing Yards
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving Yards
LAC - Hunter Henry - Receiving Yards
DET - Kenny Golladay - Receiving Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:25

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards
PIT - LeVeon Bell - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

B# ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:46

Okibi: Jul 13, 2004; A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist; Grimey Drawer

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
DEN - Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards

B#: DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:51

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
MIA - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards

B# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:53

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

I'm Groundin 'N Poundin

MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing
B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:55

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards

B#: Ezekiel Ellioitt - Rushing Yards

Not a theme week entry but I picked more running backs than usual in support of the idea.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 17:57

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Forgot about this. No early games for me, so no theme week either.

KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards

B#: Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 18:30

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Here comes the "poo poo I forgot the early games again" theme week:

SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
CIN - Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - Rushing Yards
WAS - Chris Thompson - Rushing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 18:50

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

a new study bible! posted:

Theme Week

MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers
OAK - Marshawn Lynch
GB - Ty Montgomery

B# - ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN

Those last three were all rushing yards as indicated by posting theme week. IDK why I didn't finish writing them out.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 23:17

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

a new study bible! posted:

Those last three were all rushing yards as indicated by posting theme week. IDK why I didn't finish writing them out.

Wait for axeil to respond before actually doing this, but with this post as proof who you were playing I don't see why you couldn't go back and edit rushing yards into the previous post so it doesn't break the script.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 23:29

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Grittybeard posted:

Wait for axeil to respond before actually doing this, but with this post as proof who you were playing I don't see why you couldn't go back and edit rushing yards into the previous post so it doesn't break the script.

It's not really going to matter anyway! It's probably the difference between 500 total yards and 600 total yards

# ? Sep 24, 2017 23:36

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

Those last three were all rushing yards as indicated by posting theme week. IDK why I didn't finish writing them out.

yeah its cool, i got ya. given that you only have 9 players and they're all running backs i think i would've figured it out.

i like that the eagles clearly knew it was theme week since we rushed for nearly 200 yards as a team.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 01:10

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Brady Numbers

pre:

+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player          |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Elephanthead           | 163       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| OxySnake               | 177       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 220       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| aBagorn                | 249       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 342       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 461       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| axeil                  | 485       | ARI  | Chris Johnson   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 503       | ARI  | Carson Palmer   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| a new study bible!     | 543       | ARI  | Carson Palmer   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | -31       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Infidel Castro         | 177       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 181       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 218       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| DariusLikewise         | 231       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Grittybeard            | 254       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| totally losing my mime | 259       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 259       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Fenrir                 | 288       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| von Metternich         | 318       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 345       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 359       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 366       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| bobjr                  | 380       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Hockles                | 392       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Benne                  | 477       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| korrandark             | 488       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| waah                   | 499       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| marioinblack           | 508       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Strobe                 | 528       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Diqnol                 | 556       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| seiferguy              | 620       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Major Ryan             | 812       | DAL  | Ezekiel Elliott |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Deceptive              | 237       | DAL  | Dak Prescott    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| WaffleZombie           | 389       | DAL  | Dak Prescott    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Buane                  | 553       | DAL  | Dak Prescott    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| pixelbot2000           | 759       | DAL  | Dak Prescott    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Forever_Peace          | 52        | DAL  | Dez Bryant      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| fishing with the fam   | 414       | DAL  | Dez Bryant      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Okibi                  | 23        | DAL  | Jason Witten    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Arnold Layne           | 97        | DAL  | Jason Witten    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Nystral                | 305       | DAL  | Alfred Morris   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+
| Athanatos              | 243       | DAL  | Ryan Switzer    |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-----------------+

Stats

Go hog wild Chris Johnson. Go hog wild. We all seem to be coming in real low this theme week.

Except The Puppy Bowl. Sorry friend :smith:

. Who would've thought DeShaun Watson was going to have a career game?

axeil fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Sep 25, 2017

# ? Sep 25, 2017 05:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Run wild Zeke, run wild.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 05:26

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Holy poo poo I might actually have a shot at top 10 with a 28-3 token

# ? Sep 25, 2017 06:16

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

288? Jeez. I undershot again even with Rodgers pulling a 72 yarder out of his rear end in overtime.

Go absolutely insane, Zeke.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:30

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

52 yards from Dez is right in that sweet spot of plausibility that will keep me anxiously watching all night before ultimately busting in garbage time.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:53

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

What's the record for Rushing Yards in an NFL game?

"Adrian Peterson, 296 yards."

Okay Zeke, time to put all those yards you were gonna put up last week in on this game too.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:20

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

By my count, the most yards Carson Palmer has ever thrown in one game is 440. Against the Chargers. In November of 2006.

So all he needs to do is beat that by 60 and I'm golden.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:24

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

I'm a retard and mixed up the Monday night/Sunday night games and my Brady #. Do I just get a 0 for today's game?

# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:30

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

MrLogan posted:

I'm a retard and mixed up the Monday night/Sunday night games and my Brady #. Do I just get a 0 for today's game?

Yes

# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:39

Young Hegelian: Aug 27, 2012

B#: ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:37

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

I am alphabetically first by Brady number team! I even picked a practice squad guy that got promoted and ran for 1 yard I think.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:03

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Holy poo poo I actually have a chance to win the theme week bonus.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:56

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Teetering on maybe a top 10 performance again. Ok then.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:08

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

620 yards and Zeke left? Well then

# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:25

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I have faith in Elliot getting getting the -33 yards I need.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:46

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I have faith in Elliot getting getting the -33 yards I need.

You just might get it, jesus

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:07

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

You can still throw for 300 more yards Carson, I believe in you

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:31

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

C'mon Dallas, throw it to Dez

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:44

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I feel lucky to get 80 out of Zeke tonight. Seems like he spent the entire game getting stuffed.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 04:56

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

bhahahaha Chris Johnson got 17 yards. I should have picked 4 more rushers.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:26

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I haven't done the math, but I'd be genuinely surprised if I racked up more than 600 yards. loving running backs.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:20

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Turdsdown Tom posted:

I haven't done the math, but I'd be genuinely surprised if I racked up more than 600 yards. loving running backs.

Yeah this week was brutal for everyone. I'll try and get Week 4 up and update the standings this evening.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:04

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 3 Stats:

The Puppy Bowl

Nobody! Great job folks!

# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:26

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:42

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 4 thread is up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835624

# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:52

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