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anilEhilated posted:Cats? I thought they were lizards? With... fur? What the hell is a Mattisia, since the name and blurb clearly assumes we should already know that? Edit: Actually, I don't think that the Felakoons show up until the second book. I hope that this thread covers both. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 25, 2017 |
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Beautiful thread so far. I was a little surprised by that first scene, because I recognize it word-for-word from Curse of Koris. I wonder how much else ended up in there - it's awful enough as it is, but to be that friggin' lazy on top of everything else is really special. Count me among those who can't learn about Shartball soon enough. One quibble: chitoryu12 posted:Also please note how the book and its synopsis (preteen aliens stow away on their dad's spaceship with their wacky pet and meet humans) seems like a novel for kids, and it's even included on the Family Saga list on Amazon Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Sep 21, 2017 |
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anilEhilated posted:Pointing you folks to Twissted might be a better suggestion for the depths fanfic-quality writing can sink to. I think that was self-published though? Edit: Might as well link the thread for that one; it's required reading. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Also, I can't wrap my head around the idea of them writing 512 as "1000" just because they use a base eight math system. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah but the text explicitly says that they write it as 1000 because they're base eight. It makes it sound like because it's their equivalent to a millennium, they actually write it in place of 1000, which you would think would make the math required to create an interstellar starship pretty hard. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:How the gently caress do you people even find this stuff
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Tagra posted:I love that his name is cute-ius, too. Subtle. Well, maybe. I presume there is a pronunciation guide somewhere in the appendix.
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RoeCocoa posted:I think my favorite thing is that, in this world of cat-dinosaurs with a whole other vocabulary for their alien biology and culture, a steak sandwich is still a steak sandwich.
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Kavak posted:Why is there a swimming pool on their exploratory craft?
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Samizdata posted:Yeah, no. From what I have seen, no real editor would have passed it on in it's current condition, so it has to be basically a vanity press production. As soon as you go that route, you deserve what's coming your way. And yes, this book is vanity-published, as are the others in Marie J. S. Phillips's oeuvre. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Sep 27, 2017 |
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chitoryu12 posted:One thing that I can't get unstuck from my craw is that they keep using "oct-" prefixes for everything because of their base 8 number system. The problem is that as far as I know, they're not speaking English! Unless the Furlites have a stranger origin than I thought, the author is translating alien words into equivalent English terms that aren't actually real words anyways. On the topic of "translating alien words into equivalent English tems that aren't actually real words anyways" (give me a second to catch my breath), I really love "chafkhead". Either "chafk" doesn't actually mean "poo poo" and instead stands for some concept beyond the limits of English, or the Furlites' word for head is literally just "head".
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Samizdata posted:The whole Oct- thing is why I asked if they had 4 fingers way way back near the start of the thread. Samizdata posted:Yeah, no. So two of them are stealthed decoy testes? Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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1. As long as the third chybut is centered between the other two, they're bilaterally symmetrical. A functioning chybut between two dummies would be even more so. 2. They're aliens. 3. This is the least entertaining thing possible to mock the book for or care about at all, you dork. And you wonder why A human heart hates this thread.
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chitoryu12 posted:“I never realized before now just how important they are. Twenty-five years is so long. They will miss everything we do. Winning the Shartball World Title without them means so little.”
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Sorry to drag this up from the last page, but I only just now caught back up with the thread after a busy week.chitoryu12 posted:Also, someone mentioned Kutius being sterile. Here's why: chitoryu12 posted:Is it just me, or is there practically zero conflict in this book? 80 pages and Kutius being a dickhead and the stress of leaving the twins behind have been the only sources of conflict. There's been plenty of arguments and disagreements, but every one of them has so far been resolved with everyone apologizing and forgiving one another before moving on to a different subject.
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chitoryu12 posted:Somehow this makes it worse. chitoryu12 posted:Also, I apologize if I don't have rapid updates or a whole lot of cheer recently. My fiancee kinda left me yesterday and I can't tell when or if this depression is ever going away.
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