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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The Book Barn > His third chybut sack swelled - Let's Read The Furlites of Aroriel
 
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Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


 Fuckin' SHARTBALL :getin:


Opal posted:

This is the worst writing I have ever seen

Might I direct you to the Handbook for Mortals thread?

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Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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“Nothing,” he smiled.

:argh::argh: you cannot smile dialogue, god dammit :argh::argh:

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“What about Kutius?” Ara frowned. “He will be old enough for sex soon. He does not deserve it.”

“How disgusting, Aunt Ara!” Murkuria burst out, forgetting her anxieties. She giggled. “Who would want to TOUCH him, let alone do funny things with him! Yeeeuccck!”

:laffo::laffo:

I love that his name is cute-ius, too. Subtle. Well, maybe. I presume there is a pronunciation guide somewhere in the appendix.

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Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

chitoryu12 posted:

Toward the end of this page.

This is what we're working towards.

Oh my.

So. It's based on her cats, which I have to assume from that scene were neutered, but she felt sorry for them and invented a way for them to have sexual pleasure due to a magical third testicle that was missed during the surgery?

Perfectly normal and healthy.

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Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


 I think the problem is the entire thing is so incredibly dry. Even those sex scenes felt like they were being recited in monotone.

It's so goddamn boring we're having trouble even making fun of it.

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Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


 So their lifespan is 130 years (229 Earth years) but they're already getting it on well before 19 (whatever the gently caress that is in Earth years). Makes sense :huh:

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