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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The stooges know better than to stand their ground against Shadow.


And I was hoping Huey would live to be #2 before finally getting cucked to death.

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The General
Mar 4, 2007



Lol, should have insulated his shack.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

now nobodys gonna be down with the freshness :(

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

EorayMel posted:



OH poo poo the count got a mega kill!

ONE body! TWO bodies! THREE bodies! FOUR bodies!!!! (and maybe more depending how you count the Subway Drones)
Ah Ha Ha

:lol:

This is a drat good post.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Beeswax posted:

My boy Vyv is going to burn the whole place down and/or die trying. Just you wait.

Those fools don't know how dangerous Vyv is, it's already over

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Walrus posted:

"God Strangles Slavoj Zizek After Engaging In a Fistfight"

"Vulgar," Zizek mused, deflecting a careless left hook from The Almighty.

God snarled in a mix of rage and irritation, "SHUT! UP!"

Zizek droned on slobberingly, as The Lord's hands failed again and again to find their mark, "I schlthink that, you know, it ish preschischlely thisch schort of inschenschate barbarischm, throwing fischts and scho on, that they call schublimaschtion, but schublimaschtion of prschischely what?"

At long last God's hands simply forewent the sport of it and formed into tight curls around Zizek's windpipe.

"SHUT UP!" God screamed, and the fiber of the universe echoed His howling frustrations, "JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! SHUT. UP."'

Zizek's head bobbed helplessly with the shaking fury of The Lord's heavenly fists. Stiffly, breathlessly, and offering no physical struggle, Zizek choked out, "Inschtrumentalischzed... inter... passschivityyyy..."

God's omnipotent vision narrowed its focus. He no longer said anything. There was nothing left to say. He simply squeezed.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Lol @ the Count snuggling with Gunther before exploding him. Ice cold.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Looks like his victims are...down for the count :c00lbutt:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy


dorothy has a straight up riveting arc here.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Max Sam makes a loincloth not to wear, but to strangle people with.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
She wasn't meant to be brought back. Let her have her final rest.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
never having read the 'hunger games' series of young adult novels, i can only assume they are a branded spinoff of the 'hungry hungry hippos' board game franchise?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mozi posted:

never having read the 'hunger games' series of young adult novels, i can only assume they are a branded spinoff of the 'hungry hungry hippos' board game franchise?

It's not hard to understand how a novel about Jennifer Lawrence eating lots of balls would be so popular.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
I tried to watch the first movie and it was so bad I didn't make it past the intro. Thirty seconds in and I pulled the plug, it was so bad.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

big nipples big life posted:

It's not hard to understand how a novel about Jennifer Lawrence eating lots of balls would be so popular.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


are you a member of the JLaw ate my balls webring?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i call it the 'ring of krust'

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy






Current Kill Standings:

Shadow The Hedgehog - 4
The Count - 4
God - 3 (or all of them depending on your perspective)

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy


not the most exciting update. dont think anyone really cared about Bert.

glad to see the Stooges and Shadow made amends though

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
gently caress yeah, Shadow and the Three Stooges are teaming up!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
if you're not rooting for minsc and boo to make it to the end together at this point you're dead to me

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
booooooooo

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Welp turns out Vivian is the better psycho.
And he doesn't have Rick to kick around:shrug:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Garfield drawing on his experience fighting the confederacy I see

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He's determined to not get shot in the back this time.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Why does Risen Dorthy look like Risen Rose?

Did she come back as her best friend?

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Over There posted:

Why does Risen Dorthy look like Risen Rose?

Did she come back as her best friend?

Rose's body was used in the ritual, but the vessel captured Dorothy's essence, as evidenced by the continuing glorious rampage

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Revenant Dorothy has a riveting storyline. She came back to life and was hungry for murder. Now she is experiencing an existential crisis about coming back from the dead.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Risen Dorothy is very compelling, and I don't even know what she's from. Golden Girls, I assume.

GK Chesterton cut down by the symbol of communism, though.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer


Here we loving go

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy



rest in peace stooges, you beautiful silly men

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Caufman posted:

Risen Dorothy is very compelling, and I don't even know what she's from. Golden Girls, I assume.

GK Chesterton cut down by the symbol of communism, though.

You're really missing out if you haven't seen Golden Girls.

Kill them all Risen Dorothy in the body of Rose.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I rescind my previous statement re: loving going

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


We all know that Zappa just got high while the Stooges finally managed to kill themselves by comedic mishap.

Evel Evil knieval decapitating Vivian all Westeros style is :krad:

Poor Mr.Garfield... He doesn't want Lucretia to be alone and he may not come back.:sadpeanut:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Sep 27, 2017

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
everyone running in fear from shadow's extreme racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAg5ydUtQ8&t=239s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


This is legitimately sad :saddowns:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Pictured: The death of the Three Stooges in the Something Awful Hunger Games, starring Frank Zappa as the plane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wru7XVriBdQ&t=98s

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So we agree, Zappa got SO high and the Stooges got SO stupid that the laws of reality got bent out of shape and Larry Moe and Curly fell out of Frank Zappa who was an aeroplane at the time.:lsd:

Must be some sort of record.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
why do the best ones always get taken by idiots in trees. you're a loving jungle cat, chester, what the gently caress?

Also god has started reading Plato.


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