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Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules Here are the results from last week pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 980 | FALSE | 43 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 960 | FALSE | 42 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 946 | FALSE | 41 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 906 | FALSE | 40 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Infidel Castro | 903 | FALSE | 39 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 899 | FALSE | 38 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 862 | FALSE | 37 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 854 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 849 | FALSE | 85 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 840 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 826 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Acebuckeye13 | 822 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 821 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 821 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 797 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 794 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Fenrir | 792 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 782 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | aBagorn | 768 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 762 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Athanatos | 757 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 735 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 721 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 714 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 700 | FALSE | 19 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 695 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 688 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 675 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Buane | 630 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 603 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 598 | FALSE | 13 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 592 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | waah | 581 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | marioinblack | 572 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Turdsdown Tom | 556 | FALSE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 552 | FALSE | 8 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 532 | FALSE | 7 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Diqnol | 524 | FALSE | 6 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 460 | FALSE | 5 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 424 | FALSE | 4 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 325 | FALSE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 288 | FALSE | 2 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 1111 | TRUE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 3 Raw Input File Week 3 Raw Results Week 3 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to excellent play last week, our Week 3 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...Forever_Peace Congrats! Please contact Buane to receive your prize. Week 4 Theme Week Announcement Wow. Hats off to Mercedes Lewis for managing 3 touchdowns in London. And he's a tight end! You never see that kind of performance. In honor of him I have decided this week is: It Ertz when Eifert Let's give a shout out to those big guys who never seem to get their due. Yes this week is all about the tight ends. But we here in 1KYOB only want to honor those who go above and beyond the typical duties of a tight end. That's why this week's requirement is a little different. To qualify for the Theme Week prize your list must contain at least 3 TEs, 1 for each Mercedes Lewis TD AND they collectively must catch at least 186 yards (62*3). You are free to play more than 3 TEs to hit the 186 yard requirement but they each must get at least one receiving yard, no picking someone who gets 200 yards and 2 scrubs who don't get a single catch. Ties will go to the list that plays the least number of Tight Ends will still meeting this requirement, so pick judiciously! As it seems like everyone is playing theme week, I'm just going to assume y'all are playing from now on. Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have 5 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside! The five current tokens in play are: THE COX TOKEN Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) fishing with the fam (Week 2) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - Week 5: ??? Week 6: ??? Week 7: ??? Week 8: ??? Week 9: ??? Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 4 Schedule Thursday Night CHI @ GB Sunday - 1pm EST NO @ MIA TEN @ HOU JAX @ NYJ CAR @ NE DET @ MIN BUF @ ATL PIT @ BAL CIN @ CLE LA @ DAL Sunday - 4pm EST PHI @ LAC NYG @ TB SF @ ARI OAK @ DEN Sunday Night IND @ SEA Monday Night WAS @ KC axeil fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Sep 27, 2017 |
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Figures, I stop running the game and I somehow become decent at it.... how am I 16th?
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 04:05 |
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Hockles posted:Figures, I stop running the game and I somehow become decent at it.... how am I 16th? I think there's a curse of the game-runner. I've gotten 7 points 2 weeks in a row!
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 04:17 |
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Jags ruin the Ravens otherwise certain perfect season and I bust by the slightest of margins. I shall not suffer this adversity with silent strength but by lashing out madly in all directions. Blame and shame upon you all. Only Joe Flacco and I are without fault.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 04:59 |
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quote:It Ertz when Eifert THEME WEEK ENTRY TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards Brady Number: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 05:32 |
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Winning Ground n Pound theme week was all I ever wanted. Ground game.... I salute you. Buane hit me up.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:05 |
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It doesn't look like my entry from last week was included. I had 915.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:16 |
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MrLogan posted:It doesn't look like my entry from last week was included. I had 915. Thanks for the heads up, I'll take a look and see what happened.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:53 |
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So close to overall top five. I'm coming for you Forever Peace
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:55 |
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axeil posted:Thanks for the heads up, I'll take a look and see what happened. It's probably because I put in an incorrect B#.
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THEME WEEK ENTRY TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards LA - Jared Goff - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards Brady Number: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards THE 28-3 TOKEN
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:03 |
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Number one for a week
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:07 |
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****************************** THEME WEEK ****************************** MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkwoski - Receiving Yards TEN - Delaine Walker - Receiving Yards BRADY # KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:48 |
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards B# - KC - Alex Smith - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:55 |
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I just can't get enough of Theme Week! NE - Tom Brady - passing yards MIN - Dalvin Cook - rushing yards LAR - Todd Gurley - rushing yards SEA - Jimmy Graham - receiving yards TEN - Delanie Walker - receiving yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - receiving yards PHI - Zach Ertz - receiving yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - receiving yards barnold fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Sep 30, 2017 |
# ? Sep 27, 2017 16:05 |
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NO - Coby Fleener - receiving yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - receiving yards SEA - Jimmy Graham - receiving yards DAL - Jason Witten - receiving yards ATL - Charles Clay - receiving yards MIN - Kyle Rudolph - receiving yards TEN - Delanie Walker - receiving yards IND - Jack Doyle - receiving yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - rushing yards IND - T.Y. Hilton - receiving yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - receiving yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 18:26 |
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You're all terrible at this game and I'm the only true knower of football things. *checks scores* Football is stupid.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 19:06 |
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Theme Week Entry PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PIT - Jesse James - Receiving Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards NE - Chris Hogan - Receiving Yards NE - Danny Amendola - Receiving Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 19:33 |
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OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Rushing Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:11 |
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Young Hegelian posted:You're all terrible at this game and I'm the only true knower of football things. You only played one player and didn't come in last though, which I have no idea how that even happens. Ground n' Pound week was a tough one.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:33 |
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SEA- Jimmy Graham- Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards IND- Jack Doyle-Receiving Yards OAK-Jared Cook-Receiving Yards BUF-Charles Clay-Receiving Yards BUF-Tyrod Taylor-Passing Yards NE-Tom Brady-Passing Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 05:53 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:59 |
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WOO! WOO! Ride that Tight End Train! NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zac Ertz - Receiving Yards SEA - Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards BUF - Charles Clay - Receiving Yards DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards GB - Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards WAS - Jordan Reed - Receiving Yards OAK - Jared Cook - Receiving Yards DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards NYG - Evan Engram - Receiving Yards NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards TB - Cameron Brate - Receiving Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:13 |
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WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PIT - Jessie James - Receiving Yards DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards TBB - Cameron Brate - Receiving Yards WAS - Jordan Reed - Receiving Yards SEA - Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:43 |
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ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards GB - Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:43 |
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THEME WEEK CLE - Seth Devalve - Receiving Yards IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards BUF - Charles Clay - Receiving Yards NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards CHI - Zach Miller - Receiving Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards B#: Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:56 |
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THEME WEEK NYG- Evan Engram - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 29, 2017 00:28 |
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ATL - Austin Hooper - Receiving Yards NYG - Evan Engram - Receiving Yards DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards NYJ - Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Yards SEA - Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards JAX - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 14:45 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing B# KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 14:58 |
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Theme Week TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving SEA - Jimmy Graham - Receiving DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving NYG - Evan Engram - Receiving NYJ - Ausin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving LAC - Hunter Henry - Receiving LAR - Jared Goff - Passing PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Receiving DET - Theo Riddick - Receiving CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Receiving B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 15:33 |
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Why not. My life is a weak gimmick. CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards CLE - Kevin Hogan - Passing Yards CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing Yards CLE - Matthew Dayes - Rushing Yards CLE - Kenny Britt - Receiving Yards CLE - Sammie Coates - Receiving Yards CLE - Rashard Higgins - Receiving Yards CLE - Ricardo Lewis - Receiving Yards CLE - David Njoku - Receiving Yards CLE - Randall Telfer - Receiving Yards CLE - Seth DeValve - Receiving Yards CIN - Tyler Croft - Receiving Yards NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards MIA - Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 17:32 |
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THEME WEEK NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards JAC - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 17:40 |
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literally everyone is taking a Chiefs player on Monday night. THEME WEEK MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards MIN - Case Keenum - Passing Yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 21:45 |
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Not gonna bother with theme week, I think. I have enough trouble in my first year doing this without a bunch of weird extra conditions. ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards NYG - Sterling Shepard - Receiving Yards PIT - LeVeon Bell - Rushing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards Can I pick return yards for a KR/PR, or does it have to be Rushing/Receiving/Passing?
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:54 |
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SD - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 00:11 |
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ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 00:41 |
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THEME WEEK ENTRY DAL – Jason Witten – Receiving Yards MIN – Dalvin Cook – Rushing Yards NE – Rob Gronkowski – Receiving Yards PIT – Ben Roethlisberger – Passing Yards PHI – Zach Ertz – Receiving Yards B#: KC – Alex Smith – Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 05:14 |
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THEME WEEK MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards B# KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 05:58 |
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THEME WEEK PHI – Zach Ertz – Receiving Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards MIN – Dalvin Cook – Rushing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards B#: WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 08:50 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 15:22 |
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Nystral posted:NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards THIS IS A THEME WEEK ENTRY!!! I quoted it as the 9:30 games had started. Nystral fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 1, 2017 |
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