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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon.

But liberalism rejects ideological struggle and stands for unprincipled peace, thus giving rise to a decadent, Philistine attitude and bringing about political degeneration in certain units and individuals in the Party and the revolutionary organizations.

Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.

To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

We could name more. But these eleven are the principal types.

They are all manifestations of liberalism.

Liberalism is extremely harmful in a revolutionary collective. It is a corrosive which eats away unity, undermines cohesion, causes apathy and creates dissension. It robs the revolutionary ranks of compact organization and strict discipline, prevents policies from being carried through and alienates the Party organizations from the masses which the Party leads. It is an extremely bad tendency.

Liberalism stems from petty-bourgeois selfishness, it places personal interests first and the interests of the revolution second, and this gives rise to ideological, political and organizational liberalism.

People who are liberals look upon the principles of Marxism as abstract dogma. They approve of Marxism, but are not prepared to practice it or to practice it in full; they are not prepared to replace their liberalism by Marxism. These people have their Marxism, but they have their liberalism as well--they talk Marxism but practice liberalism; they apply Marxism to others but liberalism to themselves. They keep both kinds of goods in stock and find a use for each. This is how the minds of certain people work.

Liberalism is a manifestation of opportunism and conflicts fundamentally with Marxism. It is negative and objectively has the effect of helping the enemy; that is why the enemy welcomes its preservation in our midst. Such being its nature, there should be no place for it in the ranks of the revolution.

We must use Marxism, which is positive in spirit, to overcome liberalism, which is negative. A Communist should have largeness of mind and he should be staunch and active, looking upon the interests of the revolution as his very life and subordinating his personal interests to those of the revolution; always and everywhere he should adhere to principle and wage a tireless struggle against all incorrect ideas and actions, so as to consolidate the collective life of the Party and strengthen the ties between the Party and the masses; he should be more concerned about the Party and the masses than about any private person, and more concerned about others than about himself. Only thus can he be considered a Communist.

All loyal, honest, active and upright Communists must unite to oppose the liberal tendencies shown by certain people among us, and set them on the right path. This is one of the tasks on our ideological front.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
There is a spectre haunting the Democratic Party - the spectre of centrism

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Bladed lanyards, means tested bombs

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress the OP is right

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

the Ninth Type of Liberalism cuts deep

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
seein a lotta 5th types these days :thunk:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Pictured: A Combat Liberal

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
Kano. Liu Kang. Raiden. Johnny Cage. Scorpion. Sub-Zero. Sonya.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i'm an 11th way centrist who loves markets and hates regulation but also thinks black people should be allowed to live freely and only in prison if they commit minor infractions that are the direct result of centuries of systemic oppression

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

i'm an 11th way centrist who loves markets and hates regulation but also thinks black people should be allowed to live freely and only in prison if they commit minor infractions that are the direct result of centuries of systemic oppression

Greetings

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Which type of liberal are you? Complete this fun quiz to find out!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

rudatron posted:

Which type of liberal are you? Complete this fun quiz to find out!

i got moon moon

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
TODAY'S LOCKESCOPES:

Sixth Types:

You have recently faced unexpected adversity, and this has left you on edge. Self doubt has you questioning not only the value of your relationships, but the value of yourself. But take heart! Change is just around the corner, and as they say, ingenuity is 99% perseverance. Stay the course, but don't rock the boat.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I have mastered the 10 forms of liberalism and am one of the last living disciples of the Third Way

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Please marxistly self criticise your choice to post a wall of text, instead of a funny but acerbic post about The Most Qualified Paramilitaries In History.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Xand_Man posted:

I have mastered the 10 forms of liberalism and am one of the last living disciples of the Third Way

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
You need to take the Tax Credits feat and have max ranks in Means Testing before you're eligible to enter the Hillaryman prestige class

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

gradenko_2000 posted:

You need to take the Tax Credits feat and have max ranks in Means Testing before you're eligible to enter the Hillaryman prestige class

i can cast triangulation, successfully passed the gay marriage skill check at a DC 57, and have offered to pay my adventuring companions 12 silver pieces per day, am i eligible?

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


Xand_Man posted:

I have mastered the 10 forms of liberalism and am one of the last living disciples of the Third Way

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

redneck nazgul posted:

i can cast triangulation, successfully passed the gay marriage skill check at a DC 57, and have offered to pay my adventuring companions 12 silver pieces per day, am i eligible?
Hold up there, can you cast at two of these three spells?

Clinton's Canticle of Alignment Annihilation (Divine 3 / Bard 3 / Centrist 2)
Frenzied Fight Song of the Woke Warpriests (Divine 5 / Bard 5)
Incremental Wish (Arcane 6 / Divine 7 / Centrist 5)

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

my favored enemy is superpredators

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

Hold up there, can you cast at two of these three spells?

Clinton's Canticle of Alignment Annihilation (Divine 3 / Bard 3 / Centrist 2)
Frenzied Fight Song of the Woke Warpriests (Divine 5 / Bard 5)
Incremental Wish (Arcane 6 / Divine 7 / Centrist 5)

requires class triangulation, p good gimmick

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

reporting 4 duty

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

redneck nazgul posted:

i can cast triangulation, successfully passed the gay marriage skill check at a DC 57, and have offered to pay my adventuring companions 12 silver pieces per day, am i eligible?

lol if your adventuring party isn't operated as a profit-sharing democratic cooperative

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I'd watch this scott pilgrim remake

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

zeal posted:

lol if your adventuring party isn't operated as a profit-sharing democratic cooperative

um

ummm

i don't think the adventuring people want communism, they want the freedoms in the players handbook

*blasts born in the usa*

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

if you can read the players handbook, you're bourgoise

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Players handbook is the communist manifesto, dungeon masters guide is das kapital.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

namesake posted:

Players handbook is the communist manifesto, dungeon masters guide is das kapital.

the monster manual is the wealth of nations

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Book of Vile Darkness: Atlas Shrugged

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

redneck nazgul posted:

the monster manual is the wealth of nations

the monster manual is The German Ideology

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

plutonis out in the jungle starting his own revolution and going absolutely batshit, melting down stolen cutlery in a makeshift furnace and eating sparrows in a wallscroll-covered cave

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
punch hamprince repeatedly

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
CONCERN TROLL

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NO. APPEARING: 1-12
ARMOR CLASS: 4
MOVE: 12”
HIT DICE: 6 + 6
% IN LAIR: 40%
TREASURE TYPE: D
NO. OF ATTACKS: 3
DAMAGE/ATTACK: 5-8/5-8/2-12
SPECIAL ATTACKS: See below
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Regeneration
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Standard
INTELLIGENCE: Low
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil
SIZE: L (9’+ tall)
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Attack/Defense Modes: Nil

Concern Trolls are horrid centrists found in nearly every subforum. They are feared by most creatures, as a troll knows no fear and shitposts unceasingly. Their sense of superiority is very acute, their moralizing is superior (90’), and their pretentiousness is very great.

A concern troll attacks with its references to nuance, deficits, and feasibility. 6 hours rounds after being probated, a concern troll will begin to post again. Concern trolls recycle arguments at 3 posts per page; this spamming includes double-posting of nested quotes.

Sixer probations will not slay a concern troll, for their quotes are still viewable even when ignored, and the troll will arise whole and ready to continue disingenuously. To kill a concern troll, the poster must be burned or immersed in acid, any separate pieces being treated in the same fashion or they create a whole again in 3-18 melee rounds.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
horseshoe theory is just another way of saying flanking bonus

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

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The Suck Zone Thread has the following traits.

Subjective directional gravity.
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Enhanced magic. Arguments and argument-like abilities that use centrist energy are maximized (as if the Maximize Argument metamagic feat had been used on them, but the arguments don’t require higher-level slots). Arguments and arguments-like abilities that are already maximized are unaffected by this benefit. Poster abilities that use centrist energy, such as rebuking and feeding trolls, gain a +10 bonus on the roll to determine Hit Dice affected.
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Because the Suck Zone Thread is virtually devoid of intelligence, meaningful discussions in the thread are exceedingly rare.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 234 days!
i dunno about anything that takes real work, but if someone mentions consolidating federal data centers i am prepared to concern troll them about "cloud based distributed methods being more effective."

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

redneck nazgul posted:

To an observer, there’s little to see in the Suck Zone Thread. It is a dark, empty place, an eternal pit where a poster can fall until the plane itself steals away all light and life. The Suck Zone Thread is the most hostile of the CSPAM Threads, and the most uncaring and intolerant of life. Only posters immune to its life-draining energies can survive there.

The Suck Zone Thread has the following traits.

Subjective directional gravity.
Major centrist-dominant. Some discussions within the thread have only the minor centrist-dominant trait, and these islands tend to be inhabited.
Enhanced magic. Arguments and argument-like abilities that use centrist energy are maximized (as if the Maximize Argument metamagic feat had been used on them, but the arguments don’t require higher-level slots). Arguments and arguments-like abilities that are already maximized are unaffected by this benefit. Poster abilities that use centrist energy, such as rebuking and feeding trolls, gain a +10 bonus on the roll to determine Hit Dice affected.
Impeded magic. Arguments and argument-like abilities that use leftist energy, including Bern spells, are impeded. Posters in this thread take a –10 penalty on Fortitude saving throws made to remove custom titles bestowed by an Idiot King attack.

Because the Suck Zone Thread is virtually devoid of intelligence, meaningful discussions in the thread are exceedingly rare.

We don't play 1st Edition CSPAM

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