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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

gradenko_2000 posted:

CONCERN TROLL

FREQUENCY: Uncommon
NO. APPEARING: 1-12
ARMOR CLASS: 4
MOVE: 12”
HIT DICE: 6 + 6
% IN LAIR: 40%
TREASURE TYPE: D
NO. OF ATTACKS: 3
DAMAGE/ATTACK: 5-8/5-8/2-12
SPECIAL ATTACKS: See below
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Regeneration
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Standard
INTELLIGENCE: Low
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil
SIZE: L (9’+ tall)
PSIONIC ABILITY: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil

Concern Trolls are horrid centrists found in nearly every subforum. They are feared by most creatures, as a troll knows no fear and shitposts unceasingly. Their sense of superiority is very acute, their moralizing is superior (90’), and their pretentiousness is very great.

A concern troll attacks with its references to nuance, deficits, and feasibility. 6 hours rounds after being probated, a concern troll will begin to post again. Concern trolls recycle arguments at 3 posts per page; this spamming includes double-posting of nested quotes.

Sixer probations will not slay a concern troll, for their quotes are still viewable even when ignored, and the troll will arise whole and ready to continue disingenuously. To kill a concern troll, the poster must be burned or immersed in acid, any separate pieces being treated in the same fashion or they create a whole again in 3-18 melee rounds.

close but alignment is true neutral (duh) and the only way to defeat a centrist is death by guillotine

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hey how do i min max a Wonk class char?

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

Baloogan posted:

hey how do i min max a Wonk class char?

Dump int and cha, choose as many Ethics as your level will allow and don't abide by any of them so you can prestige into Lobbiest asap.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Agnostalgia posted:

Dump int and cha, choose as many Ethics as your level will allow and don't abide by any of them so you can prestige into Lobbiest asap.

never take the leg day feat

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Agnostalgia posted:

Dump int and cha, choose as many Ethics as your level will allow and don't abide by any of them so you can prestige into Lobbiest asap.

You're actually supposed to dump WIS and cha. INT is the primary stat that influences wonk powers like Think Tank Study and Chromatic Charts & Graphs

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

hey how do i min max a Wonk class char?
For one thing, treating CHA as a dump stat has been proven by arithmetical analysis to be a less successful build. With INT and WIS in the mid teens you can still pass most Knowledge and Formulate Policy checks given the class' innate bonuses, which frees up much needed points for CON/CHA in case of surprise developments.

A stat sheet reading something like this is going to give you flexibility in terms of cross-class training opportunities:

STR 10
DEX 12
CON 14
INT 14
WIS 14
CHA 14


Huckster/Datamancer are CHA/INT classes respectively that add some fine talents - A Datamancer's ability to reroll failed Knowledge checks 3 times per day at level 2 and increasing instances of clairvoyance help them avoid many pitfalls if played well, and a Huckster's ability to use Perform (Public Speaking) in place of Formulate Policy can help if you are suffering temporary or permanent INT loss.

Challenging a Huckster is also potentially devastating, as any failures made on Discern Policy rolls are added to the Huckster's success count, which can tip a minor campaigning inconvenience into a catastrophe.

For the Wonk levels themselves, levels 1-4 are a bit of a slog, mainly just increasing Knowledges and some minor diplomacy/intimidation training, but at the fifth, your increasingly powerful Co-Ordinate Drone Strike (later Double-Tapping to force a reroll on passed reflex tests for half damage) makes you a useful asset to the party when your other strategising fails.

The temptation is to lean on it heavily, but note it does incur an alignment shift towards Evil until at 9 you gain Reclassify Decorum and can select two class abilities to lean towards neutral (popular choices are CODS, Procure Finance, and Silence Opposition for Evil Wonks, while Good characters may sometimes choose Provide Mass Heal, Halt Mechanical Foe, or Mass Sanctuary if they fear alignment-based attacks).

Overall the class makes a good support/secondary leader but if chosen as the main party face can run into problems with those obstinately opposed to their alignment, particularly those who consider falsely reported alignments to be tantamount to apostasy.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


:holymoley:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

plutonis out in the jungle starting his own revolution and going absolutely batshit, melting down stolen cutlery in a makeshift furnace and eating sparrows in a wallscroll-covered cave

*as I polish my ak with decals of the Kampuchea flag* So do you wear glasses?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Stop talking about dungeons and dragons as it triggers my snowflake fee-fees muchly.

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

ScrubLeague posted:

i'm an 11th way centrist who loves markets and hates regulation but also thinks black people should be allowed to live freely and only in prison if they commit minor infractions that are the direct result of centuries of systemic oppression

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



His health still mostly full wtf

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

can't i just shoot the liberalism

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

BANG BANG you're dead liberalism no more labor blood for you

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

namesake posted:

Players handbook is the communist manifesto, dungeon masters guide is das kapital.



redneck nazgul posted:

the monster manual is the wealth of nations

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
The Wealth of Nations is the first documented instance of fake news

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Xand_Man posted:

His health still mostly full wtf

tfw u get to late stage capitalism and there's still like 500 years of capitalism left

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

Fallen Hamprince posted:

tfw u get to late stage capitalism and there's still like 500 years of capitalism left

:perfect:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
At first I thought it said "combat literalism."

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Office Pig posted:

can't i just shoot the liberalism

Power flows from the barrel of a gun - Kurt Cobain

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
i really like this essay because mao starts with Yet Another Vanguardism Soliloquy and then about halfway through loses track of his argument and starts going "HEY CHINA, YA KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?!? PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE CREDIT ON GROUP PROJECTS WHEN THEY DIDN'T DO ANY WORK, THAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS"

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
imagine if mao had twitter

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

The original post to me is saying "Virtue is being a Modron in service of Maoism"

I suspect it maps flawlessly onto the Modern GOP thinking

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

deadgoon posted:

imagine if mao had twitter

that son of a gun sure could ratio

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Nebakenezzer posted:

The original post to me is saying "Virtue is being a Modron in service of Maoism"

I suspect it maps flawlessly onto the Modern GOP thinking

Maoism is lawful good not lawful neutral :colbert:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

deadgoon posted:

imagine if mao had twitter
Let a hundred hot takes blossom.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Mao would have been the original dril.

Fight me if you disagree.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The administration of the JRPG forums are a paper tiger

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Autism Sneaks posted:

Maoism is lawful good not lawful neutral :colbert:

If a man admits his entire philosophy is 'bullshit that means nothing' can he be lawful good?

:thunk:

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
liberals are the only thing standing between a communist and being being shot by his own firing squad

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
if mao controlled twitter he'd tell everyone to roast him and then ban everyone who roasted him because if you had bad things to say about mao you obvsly are bad dude

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
i dont htink that all my posts combined are that much words, good job op

like i will read all of that lmao

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Typo posted:

liberals are the only thing standing between a communist and being being shot by his own firing squad

So the liberal is shot instead? Sounds good.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Nebakenezzer posted:

If a man admits his entire philosophy is 'bullshit that means nothing' can he be lawful good?

:thunk:

thats the only way you can be lawful good, actually

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Zas posted:

thats the only way you can be lawful good, actually

This is a paper I'd read

Seriously, tho even if Mao admits he created a whole political ideology to accomplish something, that's not lawful good, LG doesn't really roll with the ends justify the means

Chaotic Good, yes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
communism is bad, full socialism now

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Im a combat liberal

One of the worst GI Joe knockoffs

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 234 days!
capital is best explained in literature in the Planescape Campaign Setting (Advanced Dungeons & Dragons) through the figure of the 'lady of pain'

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