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liberalishly:] actually The Hefster Was An Ally To Women beggers can't be choosers, stop being naive and accept these realities quote:I'll take a misogynist or a sleazeball who defends my reproductive rights over a misogynist or sleazeball who doesn't any day. https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/913388129977081856
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safely sodomized posted:it is funyn though that people praise hefner and flynt as these brave warriors for freedom because they lobbied for their businesses best interest at the expense of many many v young women they trapped and abused ya, go capitalism
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Lastgirl posted:liberalishly:] actually The Hefster Was An Ally To Women figured the liberal take would be "well as long as i didnt get abused"
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R. Guyovich posted:it turns out it wasn't just ONE ex-playmate who revealed this, lol does anyone have a mirror to this or something, apparently the daily mail released the king's dog's birthday party video and is blocked in thailand lol
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safely sodomized posted:does anyone have a mirror to this or something, apparently the daily mail released the king's dog's birthday party video and is blocked in thailand lol lol and here The marriage proposal was apparently a rather romantic affair. On Christmas Eve, the couple watched a late-night movie together and then exchanged gifts: for him a framed photograph of their King Charles Spaniel, for her an engagement ring. ‘She burst into tears,’ he revealed on Twitter at the weekend. ‘This is the happiest Christmas in memory.’ ‘The most memorable Christmas ever,’ she tweeted in agreement. ‘I love him.’ All of which might be rather more touching if the prospective groom was not Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner who, at 84, is 60 years older than his fiancée, a platinum blonde model named Crystal Harris. Match made in heaven?: Hugh Hefner has become engaged to Crystal Harris over Christmas - despite the 60 year age difference between the couple That Hefner should choose to share details of this intimate moment with the world quite so soon after his proposal is typical of this flamboyant self-publicist. Bling: Crystal Harris shows off her engagement ring His image as a fast-living Lothario has done much to make a success of the Playboy brand, and news of his impending nuptials to a woman young enough to be his great-granddaughter will further promote the idea of him as a lovable old rascal who has plenty of life in him yet. This is certainly the image Hefner likes to project to the celebrities drawn to his lavishly debauched parties at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. The attractions there include a games house, with two guestrooms equipped with only a bed, a ceiling mirror and a phone. Charlie Sheen, Leonardo DiCaprio and Colin Farrell are among the stars who have enjoyed romps at the Mansion, according to a kiss-and-tell memoir by Izabella St James, a former member of the ever-changing bevy of pneumatic blondes with whom Hefner shares his home. Stars just needed to ‘click their fingers’ to seduce women at these soirées, recalls St James. These A-listers no doubt delight in their association with the legendary lover. But unfortunately for Hefner, some of his former ‘girlfriends’, as he calls them, have become disenchanted with life in his harem over the years. Party time: Actor Charlie Sheen was photographed in a robe at the Playboy Mansion party in August 2010 along with two blonds and porn star Ron Jeremy One by one they have revealed what life was like behind the glittering façade of the Playboy Mansion. According to them, it disguises a grubby world where some girls feel they are no better than prostitutes, paid pocket money by an octogenarian obsessive who funds plastic surgery to turn them into his physical ideal, and yet must still take huge amounts of Viagra to manage sex with them. The portrait of Hefner painted by Izabella St James is deeply unappealing. A pretty blonde law graduate, she was 26 when she met him in a Hollywood nightclub in 2002. Soon, he invited her to move in with him and seven other official ‘girlfriends’. Share this articleFacebookTwittere-mailSMSWhatsApp RELATED ARTICLESHugh Hefner's fiancée Crystal Harris shows off her shiny engagement ring Hefner likes to have anywhere between three and 15 girlfriends at any one time. One of the group will be chosen to be Girlfriend No 1. She will share Hefner’s bedroom at all times, while the others are merely visitors. For Izabella, the Playboy Mansion was far from the glamorous pleasure palace she had imagined. ‘Each bedroom had mismatched, random pieces of furniture,’ she recalls in her autobiography Bunny Tales. ‘It was as if someone had gone to a charity shop and bought the basics for each room. ‘Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too. Kiss and tell: Izabella St James, a former member of the bevy of beauties, wrote a tell all book about her time in the Playboy mansion ‘Eventually I persuaded Hef to pay for a new mattress and bed linen — but I had to turn in every single receipt before I was reimbursed. ‘Hef also eventually permitted us to have the rooms painted and recarpeted. But for some reason he insisted on creamy, white-coloured carpets. He liked the girlfriends’ rooms to look very girly, all white carpet and pink walls. ‘It looked great at first, but with two dogs (most of the girlfriends had pets that lived in their rooms — I had two pugs), butlers delivering food, dirty shoes and occasional spillages, the carpet was grey and stained in a matter of months.’ She adds: ‘But then Hef was used to dirty carpets. The one in his bedroom had not been changed for years, and things became significantly worse when Holly Madison moved into his room with him as Girlfriend No. 1 soon after I moved in, bringing her two dogs. ‘They weren’t house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning — if any of us visited Hef’s bedroom — we’d almost always end up standing in dog mess. ‘Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.’ Many girls, it seems, endured these living conditions for the chance of becoming a centrefold in Playboy magazine — an invaluable career boost for any glamour model. Others admitted that they stayed only for the cosmetic surgery to which Hefner treated them as a birthday presents, keeping a running account with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Legendary lover: Hugh Hefner has a reputation for the high life, yet it seems many of his former 'girlfriends' have become disenchanted with life in the harem But St James — with big university debts — was more interested in the weekly pocket money which Hefner paid all his girlfriends. ‘Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef’s room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases,’ she says. ‘We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn’t happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends — or your lack of sexual participation in the “parties” he held in his bedroom. ‘If we’d been out of town for any reason and missed one of the official “going out” nights [When Hefner liked to parade his girls at nightclubs] he wouldn’t want to give us the allowance. He used it as a weapon.’ The allowance was also withdrawn if there was any infringement of the strict rules imposed by Hefner on all his girlfriends. ‘Little did I realise that by moving into the mansion I was losing all the freedom I associated with the Playboy lifestyle,’ says St James. ‘Strictest of all was the curfew. Everyone had to be on the Mansion grounds by 9pm every night — unless we were out with Hef at a club or a function. People honestly did not believe us when we told them we had a curfew at the wild and crazy Playboy Mansion.’ Another young woman, model Kendra Wilkinson, now 25, met Hefner in 2004 when she was hired as a living statue at one of his parties, posing naked except for painted-on accessories. She moved into the Playboy Mansion soon afterwards and lived there until 2009. She has since described how his staff noted every time one of the girls left or arrived back at the Mansion. Hefner would pore over the logs every morning, which, Wilkinson said, drove her ‘insane’. ‘It was way more strict than my parents had ever been,’ she says. Freedom of a kind came on Wednesdays and Fridays, the official nights out, which were the prelude to the twice-weekly sex parties in Hefner’s bedroom. The girls travelled with Hefner in a white limousine which had a leopard-skin interior, with Playboy bunny logos sewn onto the seats. As they left the mansion, they drank Dom Perignon champagne and downed Quaaludes, a prescription-only sedative drug popularised in the Seventies and now handed out by Hefner. ‘Quaaludes were supposed to give you a nice buzz,’ says Izabella St James. ‘Hef told me once that they were meant to put girls in the mood for sex.’ The thrill of being out after curfew was tempered by Hefner’s wearying habit of going out to the same few clubs, night after night. And his ever-present security guards ensured that no other men were allowed to pay the girls any attention. At around midnight, according to St James, Hef would take his Viagra. ‘After that, he would constantly check his watch to make sure we left at the right time because if we didn’t, or the timing got messed up, he wouldn’t be able to perform later. ‘We had to line up like geese and follow each other out of the club.’ ‘Little did I realise that by moving into the mansion I was losing all the freedom I associated with the Playboy lifestyle.' As with so much else in their time with Hefner, the girls followed strict rules before entering his bedroom for the sex parties.One of those who witnessed these preparations was Jill Ann Spaulding, an aspiring model who wrote to Hefner in 2002 asking to be a Playboy centrefold. Though 20-year-old Spaulding had enclosed a naked photo of herself, she claims to have been unprepared for what happened when she was invited to stay at the Playboy Mansion for a few days, and was asked to one of these private parties. Beforehand, all the girls were told to take a bath. ‘I got in, then another girl appeared from nowhere and jumped in with me,’ recalls Spaulding. ‘Then Hef stepped around the corner and took a photo of us naked in the bath together before disappearing. It was all very strange. ‘Another girl led me into Hef’s master bedroom. The only light was coming from two TVs on which adult films were showing. All the other girls were there, dressed like me in pink pyjamas. ‘If you kept your pyjama bottoms on, that was a sign that you didn’t want to have contact that night.’ According to Spaulding there were 12 girls there on that first night, and only she and another girl declined the offer to have sex with Hefner, who did not use a condom. Girls next door: Hefner poses with three models, including Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson outside his mansion in Los Angeles, California ‘There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted diseases,’ she says. Izabella St James, it seems, was much more open about having a physical relationship with him. ‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish. ‘We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he created and the expectations people have of him.’ 'Hef looked absolutely furious, and one of the girls hissed at me that I was disappointing him. I didn’t care. Hef’s face was like thunder but I was left alone.' Although still hoping to make Playboy centrefold, Jill Ann Spaulding was determined to resist becoming intimate with Hefner and quickly discovered the consequences when she returned to his room for another of the sex parties, keeping her pyjama bottoms determinedly on. The other girls soon made it clear that she was expected to take them off. ‘I was terrified. They were all looking at me, including Hef from the bed — just staring straight at me. I said firmly that I couldn’t join in. ‘Hef looked absolutely furious, and one of the girls hissed at me that I was disappointing him. I didn’t care. Hef’s face was like thunder but I was left alone.’ Spaulding was quickly dismissed from the Playboy mansion and was later followed by Izabella St James, who left of her own accord. Unsurprisingly both were soon replaced by a succession of blondes including, in January 2009, Crystal Harris. When she arrived, Hefner was seeing identical-twin glamour models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Since ending his relationship with the sisters, in January this year, he is said — in what must be one of the most suspect statements of the century — to have been monogamous. Unlikely as it seems, he is perhaps serious about making Harris his wife. If so, she will be little envied by many of Hefner’s former girlfriends. For they know that, while life at the Playboy Mansion appears to offer all that an aspiring young celebrity might yearn for, she is committing herself to a life of squalid degradation in a cage which is far from gilded.
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DrManiac posted:people eating up the "sure he raped a bunch of people, but he did a lot of good The Bill Cosby rape joke is really gonna become Dave Chappelle's "There's black people, and then there's...", isn't it
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babypolis posted:hahaha jesus loving christ i knew almost nothing about hugh heffner but im glad to know the man who has 15 girlfriends that he dumps when they turn 30 and that he keeps in line with a weekly allowance while obsessively tracking their every movement is now a feminist hahaha just burn this wretched world down already
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Sep 28, 2017 16:20
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I liked the pictures of naked women in his magazine, OP
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Al! posted:figured the liberal take would be "well as long as i didnt get abused" many sides center fold, side fold, etc.
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ur in my world now posted:I liked the pictures of naked women in his magazine, OP why, are you 80????
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The words and comics were pretty good too. Mostly the nudes though
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ur in my world now posted:I liked the pictures of naked women in his magazine, OP We didn't have the luxury of choosing the soggy discarded magazines we found in the woods.
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Al! posted:why, are you 80???? I'm 96, the anti-meme number
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:
It sounds like that piece was written as satire, or at least published as it. It does sound like the premise of something from EC comics, because back in those days, social commentary was not subtle (take a look at the story judgement day, that's nowhere near subtle). As much as Hef was a creep (especially near the end), I don't think he was homophobic. There is an interview in the 50's or 60's where he flat out stated that he felt the most persecuted minority in America were gays. Vid below has the clip, vimeo is being an rear end in a top hat, so skip to 37:32 https://vimeo.com/87143498
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:We didn't have the luxury of choosing the soggy discarded magazines we found in the woods. My dad collected them since the 60s and left them laying around literally everywhere. I had it easy. My Porn Privilege was immense.
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PassTheRemote posted:It sounds like that piece was written as satire, or at least published as it. It does sound like the premise of something from EC comics, because back in those days, social commentary was not subtle (take a look at the story judgement day, that's nowhere near subtle). Whether or not Hefner is a homophobe isn't really the point. If you have to come out and explain that a piece is actually satire, then your editorial control is poo poo.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Whether or not Hefner is a homophobe isn't really the point. If you have to come out and explain that a piece is actually satire, then your editorial control is poo poo. Well, I know goons don't get satire, so it's not much of a stretch to say most folks would not get it. Hell, Swift's A Modest Proposal is satire, and some people really don't get it today. His natural causes lasted more than 4 hours.
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PassTheRemote posted:Well, I know goons don't get satire, so it's not much of a stretch to say most folks would not get it. Hell, Swift's A Modest Proposal is satire, and some people really don't get it today. poe's law is dead so is hef
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my favortie hefner story is from an itnerview howard stern did with an ex play boy bunny she was like his no 1 at the time and hed want to have her there for when his friends stopped by to hang out. apparently this meant watching old slient films in his bedroom and having a dude come in to play the piano and the way she described the datenight it sounded more like her dad trying to geth her to watch the shows he liked as a kid and her hating them
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*hem haws* ahh well gently caress hef did fund abortions during a time of widespread anti-abortion enforcement he also took pictures and put them in a book that people liked he made people believe that if you work hard you too could be like him he didnt exploit any of that because it was just the old times, very important to learn from if you are a smart history buff now thats what i call progress
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cumshitter posted:my favortie hefner story is from an itnerview howard stern did with an ex play boy bunny the problem was that hugh could not leave his mansion as he was bound to it via a magical curse put on him by a slighted playboy bunny/witch
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:making rear end eating a meme was a greater victory for sex than anything playboy did
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Al! posted:rip stands for rotting impotent penis turn on your monitor
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what if god, is a rotting impotent penis
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the rotten impotent penis turns inwards becoming a symbol of duality of life-giving, and death-taking
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I like my penises like I like my cheese: sharp.
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has anyone said rest in porn yet
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lotta jealousy towards the sexhaver ITT
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i bet hugh never let a girl peg him. so much for the sexual revolution.
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at the pearly gates peter will ask hugh if he ever ate rear end and hugh will say no. he will be damned to hell for never eating a girl rear end.
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