R. Guyovich posted:

i forget which ex-playmate talked about this but near the end the playboy mansion was this gross, rotting dungeon where aspiring playmates would be coerced into sex with the gross old man or ostracized. she said you could smell the mold. i assume this was in reference to the walls, and not hef himself

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

making rear end eating a meme was a greater victory for sex than anything playboy did

cumshitter posted:

thats why st peter wears a robe. you get one last chance to eat rear end before you get sent to hell. they call it a death bed rear end to mouth session

Lastgirl posted:

*pays respect to hef's grave by shoving a big thorny flower down the grave vase mound, which is actually his dick, accidently jamming his urethra*

The Muppets On PCP posted: