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Jul 4, 2012
gross sex parties where a dozen girls take turns bouncing on his old man viagra dick for a minute at a time before switching with another girl all so they will have a chance at posing in his magazine. PROGRESSIVE!!!

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Jul 4, 2012

cumshitter posted:

my favortie hefner story is from an itnerview howard stern did with an ex play boy bunny

she was like his no 1 at the time and hed want to have her there for when his friends stopped by to hang out. apparently this meant watching old slient films in his bedroom and having a dude come in to play the piano and the way she described the datenight it sounded more like her dad trying to geth her to watch the shows he liked as a kid and her hating them

the problem was that hugh could not leave his mansion as he was bound to it via a magical curse put on him by a slighted playboy bunny/witch

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Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

making rear end eating a meme was a greater victory for sex than anything playboy did

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Jul 4, 2012
i bet hugh never let a girl peg him. so much for the sexual revolution.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
at the pearly gates peter will ask hugh if he ever ate rear end and hugh will say no. he will be damned to hell for never eating a girl rear end.

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Jul 4, 2012

its what he would have wanted

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
rip max hardcore

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Jul 4, 2012
rumor has it hef used to go to the monroe crypt to jerk off onto her plaque

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