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Oxycoin. Sweet, sweet Oxycoin.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Oxycoin. Sweet, sweet Oxycoin. "Say kids, can you check your bitcoin portfolio while hydrating. YOLO, right? Can you do it while hydrating and getting a cool blast of fresh nasal oxygen, curated from the slopes of the Alps? No. Well, do we have the product for you.... <waves forward 90s Cringe Rock> I'm also available for social media experting.
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Jan 16, 2018 16:43
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Beet Wagon posted:Have you ever wondered how important the OXYGEN is? I followed the link in the Kickstarter to this site (presumably belongs to the "inventor"): http://inventions-oasis.com/ Please take special note of the "E.O.M":  That is an, uh, aggressive pitch.
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Jan 17, 2018 06:38
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Rides Naked posted:I followed the link in the Kickstarter to this site (presumably belongs to the "inventor"): If you're going to make a pitch for something stupid, at least run that poo poo through a spell checker so you at least sound somewhat legit. "Tells a women." Learn to spell, motherfucker.
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Jan 18, 2018 10:01
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Double Agent posted:If you're going to make a pitch for something stupid, at least run that poo poo through a spell checker so you at least sound somewhat legit. "Tells a women." Learn to spell, motherfucker. quote:"THE PROBLEM From one of their patents. That's not what exponential means. http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...7&RS=PN/6094917
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Jan 18, 2018 21:40
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Hav posted:From one of their patents. That's not what exponential means. Lol if you're not smoking a bunch of larva rolled in paper with minimal tobacco.
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Jan 19, 2018 01:03
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Double Agent posted:If you're going to make a pitch for something stupid, at least run that poo poo through a spell checker so you at least sound somewhat legit. "Tells a women." Learn to spell, motherfucker. "Moniter" should have tipped you off that the words thing is not where this human excels.
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Jan 19, 2018 17:58
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AlbieQuirky posted:"Moniter" should have tipped you off that the words thing is not where this human excels. Am I the only one who noticed "ovuvation"? 'Cuz that was my favorite
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Jan 19, 2018 19:29
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Obviously 'ovuvation' is what a collective of women do when it is preparing to monite. If you don't monite then you may be accused of interstellar kidnapping to a regressive and dangerous planet, which is assuredly the greatest crime on the galactic lawbooks.
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Jan 20, 2018 08:53
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Ovuvation is how we got the Ouya.
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Jan 22, 2018 14:31
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Some of this guy's inventions seem neat apart from the fact that they definitely don't work at all. My personal favorite is the E-Lamp, a bulb that is less effective than a CFL, but more effective than an incandescent, yet cheaper than a CFL, yet both more expensive and less efficient than an LED, thus rendering it useless. Also he has like four things that all claim to be equally able to magically heat and cool objects, which is insane.
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Jan 23, 2018 01:08
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He's the classic "What if your phone could like... make you sandwiches, dude?" guy, except someone taught him how to use Squarespace lol
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Jan 23, 2018 02:31
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"What if like... what if truck drivers had a small personal air conditioner that ran off a separate battery? Like... not the kind you can already buy though, what if it was way more complicated and didn't work that good?"
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Jan 23, 2018 02:34
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Beet Wagon posted:"What if like... what if truck drivers had a small personal air conditioner that ran off a separate battery? Like... not the kind you can already buy though, what if it was way more complicated and didn't work that good?" There are some good stories from normal dudes who decided to give truck driving a try. And how they all to a man became fat from not being able to eat well, especially since companies do not allow you to have a portable toaster oven or heating element.
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Jan 23, 2018 17:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:Some of this guy's inventions seem neat apart from the fact that they definitely don't work at all. My personal favorite is the E-Lamp, a bulb that is less effective than a CFL, but more effective than an incandescent, yet cheaper than a CFL, yet both more expensive and less efficient than an LED, thus rendering it useless. Also he has like four things that all claim to be equally able to magically heat and cool objects, which is insane. I thought that one was a high point myself, but at least he's positioned for a market that could exist if everyone gets a simultaneous head injury. Lladre posted:There are some good stories from normal dudes who decided to give truck driving a try. And how they all to a man became fat from not being able to eat well, especially since companies do not allow you to have a portable toaster oven or heating element. We're missing out on kickstarting a hydroponic kale farm that fits in the cabin space of a tractor unit. C 2018 Murderbear industries
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Jan 24, 2018 00:04
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quote:The 65 F room temperature is really cold for human beings That's like 18.5 degrees C. Which is a thoroughly nice and average temperature. Where the hell does this person live that they consider that 'really cold'?
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Jan 26, 2018 19:33
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PST posted:That's like 18.5 degrees C. Which is a thoroughly nice and average temperature. Where the hell does this person live that they consider that 'really cold'? Places that don't know the touch of snow like the entire gulf coast
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Jan 27, 2018 17:07
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Beet Wagon posted:I genuinely don't know what to make of that, except that the little part of me that sometimes whispers "Jump" when I'm standing on the edge of something tall really really wants to eat one. I don't... are those pickle slivers? It looks like pickle slivers, onion straws, and weird hotdog pepperoni chips. Do they come in different flavors? Could I get a "Philly Cheesesteak" Pizzaburger? This is easy to get in Germany. I've tried it. It tastes of shame of failing your parents pretty much
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Jan 28, 2018 01:44
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Why can’t we just make patty shaped hot dogs? Or dick shaped hamburgers? Do we just not have the technology? What about a tri lobed bun with a hotdog on one side and a dick burger on the other side? Original idea do not steal
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Jan 29, 2018 20:56
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veiled boner fuel posted:Why can’t we just make patty shaped hot dogs? Bologna?
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Jan 29, 2018 21:12
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luv 2 chow down on a 1.5 inch thick bologna patty. Although actually a big thick slice of SPAM fried up makes a good sandwich filler. Ayn Marx posted:This is easy to get in Germany. I've tried it. It tastes of shame of failing your parents pretty much I still want one.
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Jan 29, 2018 21:15
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veiled boner fuel posted:What about a tri lobed bun with a hotdog on one side and a dick burger on the other side? What's the third lobe tho
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Jan 29, 2018 21:16
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You got your basic double dog. Then your triple dog. But I think the big attraction is gonna be the quad dog. But can you hold four dogs at once? You can’t, it’s impossible. So I have invented and patented the quad dog holder. It has four rings that you push through our specially formed quad buns, and then you insert the dogs into the rings which holds the whole thing together. Then you just add a handle with finger grips and you’re good to go. You can hold and consume four hot dogs at once using only one hand. 
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Jan 29, 2018 23:00
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 someone get Doobie on the phone right now lmao
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Jan 30, 2018 04:40
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Quad dogs piled high...
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Jan 30, 2018 15:03
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We'll have to make some adjustments to the cooking system to accommodate 4 dogs at once, but I think this is doable.
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Jan 30, 2018 15:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:Some of this guy's inventions seem neat apart from the fact that they definitely don't work at all. My personal favorite is the E-Lamp, a bulb that is less effective than a CFL, but more effective than an incandescent, yet cheaper than a CFL, yet both more expensive and less efficient than an LED, thus rendering it useless. Also he has like four things that all claim to be equally able to magically heat and cool objects, which is insane. the E-Lamp is a regular halogen incandescent bulb with an extremely lovely built in dimmer sorry e: its hard to understate the shittiness of the dimmer circuit, it looks like it relies on a transistor going into avalanche to trigger the triac (main switch component that chops up the line voltage to accomplish dimming) so if it gets above 150c or so its just going to turn off and never turn back on again. made with about 5 times the number of components usually used to accomplish the exact same task and sacrificing reliability probably by 100fold at least Dairy Days fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Jan 31, 2018 01:50
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Xelkelvos posted:Places that don't know the touch of snow like the entire gulf coast Central Florida living means never having to buy socks unless you visit 'America'. Foo Diddley posted:What's the third lobe tho Nyarlethotep
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Jan 31, 2018 21:57
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Hav posted:Central Florida living means never having to buy socks unless you visit 'America'. Says you, I've been freezing all day. It's in the sixties for God's sake!
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Feb 1, 2018 00:18
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Beet Wagon posted:Says you, I've been freezing all day. It's in the sixties for God's sake! 
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Feb 9, 2018 19:34
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I know I’m late to the party, but L. O. loving. L.Beet Wagon posted:I give you... ALCHEMA They are trying to upscale toilet wine. nerdz posted:Amazing. If only I had one of these in jail Goddamn Pruno Grigio, lol. Veni Vidi Ameche! fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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Feb 14, 2018 03:05
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veiled boner fuel posted:You got your basic double dog. Then your triple dog. But I think the big attraction is gonna be the quad dog. But can you hold four dogs at once? You can’t, it’s impossible. are those anal beads
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Feb 27, 2018 21:21
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They’re whatever you want them to be, friend.
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Feb 27, 2018 22:02
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I can't believe I just remembered that 7-11 had hotdog shaped cheeseburgers like a loving decade ago. Hamdog, you never got the chance to fly
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Mar 5, 2018 00:03
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Dairy Days posted:the E-Lamp is a regular halogen incandescent bulb with an extremely lovely built in dimmer
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Mar 5, 2018 01:19
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Trying to decide if I'd rather have a light bulb that just commits suicide at random or one that burns my house down, and honestly it's a tough call lol.
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Mar 5, 2018 01:35
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I made the mistake of taking a halogen pedestal light out in the back patio one night when we were refinishing a cabinet. (We were renting at the time and there was no light back there) Big old moth went in it and immediately burst into flames with a huge plume of smoke.
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Mar 5, 2018 18:11
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Lladre posted:I made the mistake of taking a halogen pedestal light out in the back patio one night when we were refinishing a cabinet. (We were renting at the time and there was no light back there) witness me!
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Mar 7, 2018 20:57
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Beet Wagon posted:He's the classic "What if your phone could like... make you sandwiches, dude?" guy, except someone taught him how to use Squarespace lol My favorite archetype for that guy is Bill Blazejowski, in Night Shift, as played by Michael Keaton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tT3rAo2s4s&t=58s
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Man, whatever happened to Michael Keaton anyway Guy was brilliant in Beetlejuice
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