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bacon... pods. flat pods, you slide them in horizontally and they drop down into the bacon warming tray once cooked to bacon perfection artisan edit: cartridges, not pods. single-rasher cartridges for optimum bacon quality and choice, egg pod fryer attachment sold separately, you can get a toaster that sits on top and toasts artisan single-slice bread products the bacon is the mega drive, the egg fryer is the sega cd, the toaster is the 32x, what wonders await in the nomad when they kickstart a portable bacon console 90s Cringe Rock fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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now kickstarting a sewage enema kit for perpetual energy and cleansing, put those bacteria back to work edit: organic artisan sewage delivered to your door, sure we'll just send it right through the post, disrupt delivery services too
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Oxycoin. Sweet, sweet Oxycoin.
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Hav posted:I think you're being a little short-sighted here, because sheet-form ketchup is only a stepping stone to other structural ketchup forms, such as the tube. I'm unsure how to disrupt the bun ecosystem to synergise with this but I'm sure someone will kickstart something.
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I hope that becomes wildly successful so it can be hacked in amusing ways. Not like hacked in the cool project or weird nerd poo poo way, I mean "I asked for salt and it mixed in terrifying foreign spices and my family is held hostage to its mad spice whims" ways. Because of course the people who would buy it are the people who are terrified of spices.
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