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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Kitchen Gadgets Megathread: Those are Toxins Shooting Out of Your Anus
 
Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

bacon...

pods.

flat pods, you slide them in horizontally and they drop down into the bacon warming tray once cooked to bacon perfection

artisan

edit: cartridges, not pods. single-rasher cartridges for optimum bacon quality and choice, egg pod fryer attachment sold separately, you can get a toaster that sits on top and toasts artisan single-slice bread products

the bacon is the mega drive, the egg fryer is the sega cd, the toaster is the 32x, what wonders await in the nomad when they kickstart a portable bacon console
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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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veiled boner fuel posted:

Why can’t we just make patty shaped hot dogs?

Bologna?

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Elderbean posted:

These Juicers are especially stupid. Just eat the goddamn fruit, what the gently caress?

Too lazy to chew.
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Oct 4, 2008

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iospace posted:

Suspended. Get owned, vegans.

I wonder what the problem was? Was it the $1 funding goal? At that point it's just a storefront, you're not even pretending to be fundraising.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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iospace posted:

Those knives already exist, and they're 35 bucks.

Well, yes, but lots of things on kickstarter already exist and are available on amazon for half the price. Like with half the kitchen gadgets I go "great idea, my grandma had one of those."

Oh, you meant this exact knife. https://slicedicekitchen.com/ lol

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Oct 4, 2008

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 Vitamin C vape: fill your lungs with acid. Totally a good idea.

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