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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Kitchen Gadgets Megathread: Those are Toxins Shooting Out of Your Anus
 
dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Beet Wagon, how come you only ever highlight stupid kickstarter projects with dubious health benefits? Where is the project for me, the overly affluent turd who wants to show off how wealthy I am at every opportunity?" Well first of all gently caress you, I bet you're not even that rich. And second of all, I found a project for you, please buy me stuff with all your rich doctor/lawyer/bitcoin money!

Behold, 24 CARAT GOLD WATER:


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1925277356/24k-eau-dor-24-carat-gold-mineral-water-0

Now, I'd link you to the pitch video, but our good friend from Copenhagen didn't see fit to make one, and you can probably guess why: the pitch here is pretty thin. Like, paper thin. Or something even thinner than that, I don't know. It boils down to "We want to put gold in water for you to drink" and that's about it. It's worth noting that this is the second time our friend has tried to bring this project to life.


How is that luxurious, you ask? Well gently caress you, you probably only own one private jet! Just look at this handy chart!





I think my favorite part of this is not that he reused the icons for both the water bottle and the pile of gold bricks, but that the flavor text under "Mineral Water" explains that yes, you will in fact be getting mineral water in your bottle of mineral water.

My favorite part is that even with international shipping one bottle is $11.

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dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Frank_Leroux posted:

Has anybody done this one? I feel like somebody has done this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc

Smoothies AND omelettes? Be still my beating heart...

The MagicBullet™ was fantastic. Ours lasted years and it was great for making single-serve milkshakes. I miss it very much.

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