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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Kitchen Gadgets Megathread: Those are Toxins Shooting Out of Your Anus
 
Golli
Jan 5, 2013



 The only valid uses for the Cave Kettle are:

a) Passive-aggressive housewarming/wedding present
b) White elephant gift exchange parties

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Golli
Jan 5, 2013

90s Cringe Rock posted:

bacon...

pods.

flat pods, you slide them in horizontally and they drop down into the bacon warming tray once cooked to bacon perfection

artisan

edit: cartridges, not pods. single-rasher cartridges for optimum bacon quality and choice, egg pod fryer attachment sold separately, you can get a toaster that sits on top and toasts artisan single-slice bread products

the bacon is the mega drive, the egg fryer is the sega cd, the toaster is the 32x, what wonders await in the nomad when they kickstart a portable bacon console

The Jetsons was NOT a joke.

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Golli
Jan 5, 2013

Foo Diddley posted:



Yeah, coffee, that's what I think of when I see this. That totally looks like coffee paraphernalia

It's for the sophisticated worldly crackhead/tweaker who only smokes it ironically.

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Golli
Jan 5, 2013



 Watching that Ottawa morning show interview - nothing about that contraption looks remotely convenient or easy-to-use.

Needs a pocket blowtorch (no sissy Bic lighter).
Requires fussing around with measuring coffee/water ratio.
Requires careful attention to the thermometer.
Be careful to not touch any of the copper, it has excellent heat transfer properties - also don't toss into your backpack after your mid-morning coffee break after use.

Just eat the beans whole like an animal if you're that desperate for a quick caffeine fix.

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Golli
Jan 5, 2013

Hav posted:

Preferably dipped in dark chocolate.

Agreed. Those things are delicious.

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