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Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Okay, I can't compete with gold flakes in plain water. But I'll try...

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

What, just because you think you've gone vegan (sorry, VEGAN) that you can just use any plain old steel knife like a PEASANT?

Nonsense. You need a proper VEGAN knife, for proper VEGAN people.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/49122191/veganblade-the-best-vegan-kitchen-knife?ref=discovery&term=kitchen

Take a shot every time he says 'ergonomic'. Oops, now you have alcohol poisoning.

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Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Palpek posted:

It's pretty bold to try to try to break into an industry as saturated as knives considering how huge the cooking industry is. It's even bolder when all you ever used were cheap poo poo knives lying around other students' dorms on the campus:

I know, it's not like a knife was the very first loving tool ever loving invented by our forebears whilst they were off chipping flint in a cave somewhere.

gently caress me.

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Oh.
My.
loving.
God.

Fer gently caress's sake! A nice sharp chef's knife will do almost any kitchen task you want! Why do they need to pull some uni-tasker bull-snot out of their anus?

("Because Hipster Money')


...Okay, you have a point there. Yes! We should FUND this monstrosity!

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Has anybody done this one? I feel like somebody has done this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc

Smoothies AND omelettes? Be still my beating heart...

Frank_Leroux
Mar 24, 2018

Sunswipe posted:

Does it come with a thing for prising your rear end in a top hat open when you've eaten too many eggs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8inphpeXSg

No, but speaking of anus-like egg accessories have you seen THIS? Not crowdfunded, but it's 'As-Seen-On-TV' which is close enough:



Yes, you've been cooking eggs the WRONG way all these years! You need to turn them into a weird fleshy cylinder that you can shove into your mouth!

Anyway, you can see one get taken apart by a half-drunk Canadian here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

The build quality is shockingly bad. Hard to believe, I know.

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