Kitchen Gadgets Megathread: Those are Toxins Shooting Out of Your Anus

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Double Agent: Mar 28, 2005; Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

GonSmithe posted:

Do you like Coffee? Do you hate not being able to brew it like you were smoking a crack pipe? Then boy do I have the product for you; BRIPE!

Now yours for the low, low, low, low price of $84.95! We'll even throw in a blowtorch for your ~~crac-~~ coffee free of charge! Buy now, and get BRIPING
https://www.briping.com/

This puts a different spin on the phrase "wake and bake."

420 smoke coffee grounds erry day.

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Double Agent: Mar 28, 2005; Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Rides Naked posted:

I followed the link in the Kickstarter to this site (presumably belongs to the "inventor"):

http://inventions-oasis.com/

Please take special note of the "E.O.M":

That is an, uh, aggressive pitch.

If you're going to make a pitch for something stupid, at least run that poo poo through a spell checker so you at least sound somewhat legit. "Tells a women." Learn to spell, motherfucker.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 10:01

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