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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
once, years and years ago, I was outside my office building smoking, and a coworker was walking up to go in. She was carrying a bouquet of flowers, and I asked if it was her birthday or something. She said, "No, My husband gives me flowers every Monday morning, so I can have fresh flowers on my desk all week." and I was like, "That's the coolest smoothest thing I ever heard."

so maybe try that.

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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

Lighten her workload. Do things you don't want to do.

if I could blow myself I wouldn't need her

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

504 posted:

Go on...

Perhaps you should visit my patreon

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Elephunk posted:

Someone tell my wife, who hasn't touched a sink of dishes or a load of laundry in a year this. I just leave the wash in a pile on her pillow now because when I fold it for her she barely puts it away

tell her what? sounds like she's got it all figured out

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