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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

CyberPingu posted:

Eboue was diagnosed as HIV+ apparently

:(

His life took a weird turn in the last two years or so.

E: oh wow, it was picked up during a medical for his new club.

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Aug 31, 2004


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getting the aids sure is a "taking a weird turn"

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Klopp will fix it he's got a plan.

Better hope he's not a Cylon, because it turns out they did not have a plan

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Weaponized Cum posted:

getting the aids sure is a "taking a weird turn"

Well yeah, but even before that it was weird. He got banned from football for a year because of a dispute with his agent, and he was talking about killing himself. And I seem to remember a bunch of other weird stories popping up about him.

e: Wait now the agent is claiming that the announcement about HIV was fake, but he's also not denying he has HIV.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
So it was a false positive?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


TheBigAristotle posted:

Better hope he's not a Cylon, because it turns out they did not have a plan

Ummmm yeah they did there was a whole film about it.

Admittedly it was an extremely poo poo plan.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

Well yeah, but even before that it was weird. He got banned from football for a year because of a dispute with his agent, and he was talking about killing himself. And I seem to remember a bunch of other weird stories popping up about him.

e: Wait now the agent is claiming that the announcement about HIV was fake, but he's also not denying he has HIV.

They noticed abnormality in his blood sample, not specifically that he has HIV.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

sassassin posted:

Jack Cork what a signing what a player.

Jack cork might not even make a former Chelsea player XI

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

kcer posted:

and yet liverpool are still only 2 points behind 3rd (spurs), you were never title contenders to begin with, and are doing ok in europe

any liverpool fan who is slagging klopp off needs to seriously get a grip

Yeah this, Klopp is all right for their current level, he's just not a top-tier manager who can get better results by shear force of will. It's easy to blame the manager for everything when the rest of the coaching/scouting staff aren't getting the media focus on their own incompetence.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Mikel merino is extremely good imo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

Mikel merino is extremely good imo

Dortmund's scouting system is extremely good.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Moktaro posted:

Yeah this, Klopp is all right for their current level, he's just not a top-tier manager who can get better results by shear force of will. It's easy to blame the manager for everything when the rest of the coaching/scouting staff aren't getting the media focus on their own incompetence.

Again, Klopp had 100% control over transfers this summer, and has 100% control over his coaching staff. There is not a single person at the club that Klopp does not want there.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




He still has to delegate all the work of carrying out transfers and poo poo to other people though.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Well yes, but there's absolutely zero evidence that the people he delegated to are the reason our transfer window was a shambles. Klopp was the one tapping up VVD then decided we couldn't do any better than Ragnar loving Klavan.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

EvilHawk posted:

Well yes, but there's absolutely zero evidence that the people he delegated to are the reason our transfer window was a shambles. Klopp was the one tapping up VVD then decided we couldn't do any better than Ragnar loving Klavan.

Yes. Let's unreservedly trust the football judgment of people who pushed Balotelli as the "Plan B" Suarez replacement and turned down the possibility of getting Mane before he went to Southampton because their states didn't add up: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2296954-inside-line-liverpools-transfer-committee-has-been-a-spectacular-failure

I've defended the transfer committee before too, but let's not pretend they're perfect and it's all on Klopp. The club's dysfunctional, but Klopp gets to be the main target because he's the one constantly in front of the cameras. Unlike Rodgers, though, Klopp hasn't been throwing people under the bus.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Balotelli was a huge part of City's Premier League winning side to be fair and scored 13 goals in 23 appearances as the second forward behind Aguero.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

Balotelli was a huge part of City's Premier League winning side to be fair and scored 13 goals in 23 appearances as the second forward behind Aguero.

But he was also a completely different style of player to either Suarez or the first choice target Alexis Sanchez.

I actually liked Balotelli, but it was not a good idea. Maybe the scoring statistics were attractive, but the choice was definitely not because the club had a definite playing style in mind. It's also not like any of the other targets they had gone for that season were part of a retooling that would have made better use of Balotelli either (if they had bothered watching how he was playing at Milan).

There's also a whole conversation you could have on how Balotelli seemed to change style after playing with Ibrahimovic at Milan, so generally judging him by his time at City was a bad idea.

The point is, I don't Klopp has a monopoly on idiocy at LIverpool.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Early October Liverpool are the early September Arsenal

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bobby Digital posted:

Early October Liverpool are the early September Arsenal

Arsenal are still in really bad shape and will be for the foreseeable future. It's not worth talking about it until something changes.

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May 13, 2003
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EvilHawk posted:

Well yes, but there's absolutely zero evidence that the people he delegated to are the reason our transfer window was a shambles. Klopp was the one tapping up VVD then decided we couldn't do any better than Ragnar loving Klavan.

You should just follow this through to the logical conclusion early and start posting exclusively in games about Nintendo.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nintendo is much better than liverpool tbf

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Klopp will be fine as long as Liverpool finish in European places, more pressure if they miss out on the top 4 (although that would be them reverting to the mean as they haven't managed consecutive top 4 finishes in over a decade - Liverpool didn't manage a top 4 finish the season they won the CL). Liverpool fans do need to be a little more realistic.

Everton will be fine, possibly need to sack Koeman but they'll be fine. I don't usually support early sackings but to spend that much as a smaller club and end up with three players playing in the same position and tanking the club form with no clear tactical plan is just insane.

On the back of the Ozil United rumours I could easily see that happening and Ozil bossing the league since Mourinho would adapt the side to suit him, meanwhile Wengy would do a cry and play new attacking prospect Reiss Nelson at right wing back and hope he comes good.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Harry winks is in the England squad lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Jose posted:

Harry winks is in the England squad lol

does this mean we probably arent going to win the world cup

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Jose posted:

Harry winks is in the England squad lol

Just as much a fraud as that other Harry from Tottenham.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
Redknapp?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Klopp is fine he just needs to learn how to defend/buy defenders. I still think the team is way better off than we were under Rodgers, and challenging for 4th is about where we were last season as well so not much has actually changed.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
All these Liverpool posters wasting so much energy on a joke of a club that will never ever win anything of note anymore. it a sad sight to behold.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bacon Terrorist posted:

On the back of the Ozil United rumours I could easily see that happening and Ozil bossing the league since Mourinho would adapt the side to suit him, meanwhile Wengy would do a cry and play new attacking prospect Reiss Nelson at right wing back and hope he comes good.

January is going to be the biggest clusterfuck. Ozil and Sanchez will sign their contracts with other teams, and, at the same time it will become apparent that basically the rest of the team is going in to the last year of their contract.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




We wouldn't buy Keita in advance like that unless there's a long term plan.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Brendan Rodgers posted:

We wouldn't buy Keita in advance like that unless there's a long term plan.

I think that plan was "buy Keita in advance"

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

oliwan posted:

All these Liverpool posters wasting so much energy on a joke of a club that will never ever win anything of note anymore. it a sad sight to behold.
This is literally every sports club I support so no real difference.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

oliwan posted:

All these Liverpool posters wasting so much energy on a joke of a club that will never ever win anything of note anymore. it a sad sight to behold.

imagine if any of them ever visited liverpool

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Brony Car posted:

Yes. Let's unreservedly trust the football judgment of people who pushed Balotelli as the "Plan B" Suarez replacement and turned down the possibility of getting Mane before he went to Southampton because their states didn't add up: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2296954-inside-line-liverpools-transfer-committee-has-been-a-spectacular-failure

I've defended the transfer committee before too, but let's not pretend they're perfect and it's all on Klopp. The club's dysfunctional, but Klopp gets to be the main target because he's the one constantly in front of the cameras. Unlike Rodgers, though, Klopp hasn't been throwing people under the bus.

You're missing the point, which is the transfer committee does not exist any more. Klopp decides who he wants and Michael Edwards tries to buy them. Klopp only wanted VVD and he and Edwards hosed up trying to get him.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

January is going to be the biggest clusterfuck. Ozil and Sanchez will sign their contracts with other teams, and, at the same time it will become apparent that basically the rest of the team is going in to the last year of their contract.

Why wait until January? Let's get this party started now.

Arsenal stars Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil have infuriated teammates by missing a club engagement

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May 13, 2003
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I wonder who his not made up infuriated sources are

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/03/stan-kroenke-makes-525-offer-usmanov-arsenal-shares

Stan Kroenke is trying to buy the rest of Arsenal

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

EvilHawk posted:

You're missing the point, which is the transfer committee does not exist any more. Klopp decides who he wants and Michael Edwards tries to buy them. Klopp only wanted VVD and he and Edwards hosed up trying to get him.

Stop melting down its really embarrassing

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Is that good or bad? Doesn’t he already control everything there anyway?

EvilHawk posted:

You're missing the point, which is the transfer committee does not exist any more. Klopp decides who he wants and Michael Edwards tries to buy them. Klopp only wanted VVD and he and Edwards hosed up trying to get him.

You’re right that there is no formal committee anymore, but all the old members of the committee except Ian Ayre are still at Liverpool and still have input.

The Barry Hunter is still chief scout. Dave Fallows is still scouting director. Mike Gordon is still lingering around.

Michael Edwards has “sporting director” duties, which means, according to the Liverpoo official site, that he “lead[s] overall football development, including player identification, acquisitions, sales and retention”.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/241881-reds-appoint-michael-edwards-as-sporting-director

Klopp has final say, but the whole club’s set-up is supposed to enable him to focus on training and game management while others do the day-to-day transfer work and then give him final judgment calls. Unfortunately, those guys have a pretty spotty record themselves in terms of finding talent and actually closing deals.

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