- Piso Mojado
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all of my neighbors assume im from florida now
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Oct 6, 2017 13:50
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May 2, 2024 22:47
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- Piso Mojado
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It takes a whole villiage to raise a gator, which is currently a problem since my gator ate several of the villiage children
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Oct 6, 2017 13:51
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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You have to have the "boots talk" when he bumps into leather accessories for the first time.
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Oct 6, 2017 16:19
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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Their football partisanship is out of control.
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Oct 6, 2017 16:20
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- kuskus
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my alligator ("allie" gator!!) loves it when i put on one of my pairs of crocs. i think it is a dominance thing since people often confuse the two and it makes him glad he's not a pair of comfy shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCNTm8qrkg
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Oct 8, 2017 09:19
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Stepped on my alligator in the dark just now, hurts worse than a lego!
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Oct 8, 2017 12:46
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- Peg Sliderskew
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Three of my relatives have lost legs since I got my alligator. Drivers keep mounting the pavement and slamming into them whilst distracted by the sight of us walking the alligator together.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Oct 9, 2017 19:13
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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I let my alligator invest $500 of my hard earned money into "Halo", however that works, and it totally tanked. I had to cancel all my video game pre-orders!
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Oct 10, 2017 01:01
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- vanisher
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Ex wife divorced me after her cats got eaten and she won custody of the gator
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Oct 10, 2017 05:13
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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When you're sick, a cat will politely sit near you. A dog is so supportive it would serve as a nurse if it had thumbs. But you don't get any sympathy from an alligator. Those bastards are real cold blooded.
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Oct 10, 2017 16:53
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May 2, 2024 22:47
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- saucyseadweller
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So Damn Saucy
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People from Louisiana keep breaking into my house to try to steal and cook my gator...
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Oct 11, 2017 04:09
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