TRUMP285: aloo akbar which literally translates to potatoes are the greatest

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

alnilam posted:

*posts random gross item from a uniquely bad restaurant in los angeles* wow feast your eyes on los angeles's idea of a hot dog everyone lmao!

gently caress the dodgers

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univbee: Jun 3, 2004

TMMadman posted:

I love that the man who claimed he would be the hardest working President generally keeps office hours between 11-3pm. And I especially love that his idiot keepers continue the charade by usually saying Trump is making calls or whatever when he isn't actually in the oval office, but we all know that he's watching FOX news.

It's especially great given how much he and the right antagonized Obama for taking days off. I'd wager that Trump has already had more free days in less than a year than Obama had during his 8.

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

what the gently caress this

congrats everyone on being trolled by the fake pizza, i wouldn't be surprised if relevant tangent is a tayne shadow account trolling people into posting about the forbidden city

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

*posts random gross item from a uniquely bad restaurant in los angeles* wow feast your eyes on los angeles's idea of a hot dog everyone lmao!

Worse than a Doobie Dog?

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gregday: May 23, 2003

the rest of it

https://twitter.com/gabrielsnyder/status/925728823169159170

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Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

zegermans posted:

If you're gonna post a miscarriage of a pizza you may as well do it right

im savoring this extremely rare event:a good zegermans post

# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:22

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

You've given me an excuse to post Pittsburgh pizza.

They go through multiple tons of cold cheese every day, because Pittsburghians are hosed up.

It�s literally one single restaurant that does that

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NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

Monkey Fracas posted:

he's the laziest, shittiest president in US history and it's not even close lol

The worst part is that his supporters are too stupid to be ashamed of him.

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

LA dogs rule. They cook em on what might as well be a heated sewer grate but it's wrapped in bacon

I have no doubt that most hot dogs in LA are good but if i found one uniquely bad one and posted a pic I'm glad to know that everyone would be successfully trolled into thinking that it's somehow "an LA thing"

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Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/925724734863691776

"Mistah Trump I do deeclare that is not a grand ah-dea"

I should point out, btw, that this means Sessions was lying under oath when testifying to the senate earlier this month

# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:23

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Can't believe Bret Ratner raped a gay bear for Oscar Bait. Burn Hollywood

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
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burn

univbee posted:

It's especially great given how much he and the right antagonized Obama for taking days off. I'd wager that Trump has already had more free days in less than a year than Obama had during his 8.

He blew through the entire secret service budget in like 7 months

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

FAUXTON posted:

Lol imagine being tayne posting by the light of his carbide lamp down there in the gas-filled coal mine

Literally doing this right now

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

just a reminder that rhode island (which is unconstitutional) is the worst

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

alnilam posted:

congrats everyone on being trolled by the fake pizza, i wouldn't be surprised if relevant tangent is a tayne shadow account trolling people into posting about the forbidden city

I will never not be trolled by fake pizza buddy

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Tesseraction posted:

I should point out, btw, that this means Sessions was lying under oath when testifying to the senate earlier this month

this is going to matter with the intelligence agencies that will find employment in merkel's new statist arm in 5 years and nobody else

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I've been had once again by Fake Pizza

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Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Serf posted:

the fact that hollywood is imploding right now is just icing on the cake of the hilarious insanity of the trump administration

completely unexpected but absolutely amazing

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Joementum posted:

just a reminder that rhode island (which is unconstitutional) is the worst

don't they also have to cool it to room temperature :barf:

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

i dont think anyone should be tortured to death except ice officers

sex crimes and direct harm to children just short circuit my human empathy

i prob should never be put in charge of punishments for those things!!!

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

just a reminder that rhode island (which is unconstitutional) is the worst

at least they don't have any qualms about pretending their pizza isn't a casserole, unlike Chicago

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Squizzle posted:

sex crimes and direct harm to children just short circuit my human empathy

i prob should never be put in charge of punishments for those things!!!

nah you're perfect for the job

just feed british conservative parliament into a woodchipper with all the child sex they had and are continuing to have

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/925726389936054273

yikes

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Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

My apologies to Squizz and to you all for needlessly mentioning a particular Western PA city (which, in reality, seemed fine that one time I was there) earlier on. My goal is never to agitate or derail, but only to post. That however was a weak post, and I shall endeavor always to raise my posting acumen. Thank you for your time.

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

who could have ever thought that hollywood was bad i thought the scene at the end of the radioactive man movie episode was supposed to be literal and accurate but now I'm beginning to suspect it may have been slightly tongue in cheek

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

alnilam posted:

congrats everyone on being trolled by the fake pizza, i wouldn't be surprised if relevant tangent is a tayne shadow account trolling people into posting about the forbidden city

goons will take any excuse whatsoever to post about food for pages and pages like anyone actually gives a poo poo

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Ragtime All The Time: Apr 6, 2011

Joementum posted:

just a reminder that rhode island (which is unconstitutional) is the worst

Rhode Island is a waste and should not exist. merge it with the bullsh around it and make Puerto Rico a real state

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Squizzle posted:

sex crimes and direct harm to children just short circuit my human empathy

i prob should never be put in charge of punishments for those things!!!

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