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HIJK posted:He was really eager for me to move on to Wise Man's Fear and knowing what I do now I'm scared as to why Maybe he was just really really into Tak. Speaking of, the theme of one of my buddy's Halloween parties this year is The King Killer Chronicles. It's all the way out in the burbs, but if I go I promise I will take pictures and post them. Depends on if this girl I'm seeing wants me to go to her thing or not (probably).
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 00:24 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:34 |
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I'll slog my way through it just to finish the series. There's a not zero chance I'll flip to the last chapter and read that in the bookstore before deciding if reading the entire thing is worthwhile.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 19:35 |
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the Bast story is the best thing he's done. I think maybe Rothfuss would be an amazing Stephen King-esque writer, where he just pumps out tons of cool self contained short stories.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 04:34 |
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They didn't kill him because the story couldn't have that. It would have made more sense if he just spotted them from the woods and overheard everything.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 14:09 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:They're headquartered literally right down the road from not-Hogwarts as well aren't they? Not only that, but have they come up at all in the plot since then? Were they part of the super interesting trial and shipwreck pirate adventure that was skipped over? Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Oct 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 19:19 |
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So I decided I'm going to the King Killer party on Saturday. It's the second party I'm going to that night so I'll be rocking a light up suit since the other party's theme is "Prom" (ugh, got lovely themed parties this year). Gonna just say I'm a Chandrian because no one can say I'm wrong since they're never really discussed in detail. I'll post pics of my dorky idiot friends.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 13:03 |
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SpacePig posted:Sorry to hear about this. Hope everything is okay. It's an incredibly bad idea for a theme, but knowing my friends I doubt anyone besides the host is going to follow the rules. Especially since maybe like 4 of us have read it and it's just him that's obsessed with it. We'll be playing Tak though. We always do towards the end of the night.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 15:00 |
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I actually made a sort of effort post in the last thread. Well, effort for my lovely posting anyways. And apparent;y I can't quote closed threads...here, just have the pictures: "Takky" edit: It's kinda fun if you're drinking and not taking it seriously. It's basically connect four with a few more rules. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Oct 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 15:27 |
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There is no such thing as a single book fantasy story anymore. Everything is always a series. Always. Take that self contained story poo poo and throw it onto your pile of garbage literature.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:07 |
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Still waiting for Kvothe to kill an angel.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 00:55 |
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Eh, I kinda like tenderhooks better. Sounds more tense and uncomfortable anyways.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 04:53 |
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Ornamented Death posted:It seems like it'll be Ambrose, what with the little sections detailing how he's moving up the line of succession. It's gonna be Simm or a king we haven't even met yet. Mark my words.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 19:57 |
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It's not even good rap. It consistently fails in rhyme or rhythm.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 14:49 |
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Can you imagine that woman finding out that dude that kept putting those creepy poorly written love letters into her locker is now a famous feminist writer?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 17:35 |
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Remember when he responded to himself asking himself how many times he's read his own book?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 04:16 |
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my bony fealty posted:Cragon would be a better name for a book than Eragon Cragon sounds like a hearty root vegetable stew. "The barmaid ladled piping hot cragon into his bowl as he pulled off his wet riding clothes. Looking down he could see it overflowing with carrots, parsnips, and small chunks of a mysterious gray meat. Tucking in he couldn't think of a place he would rather be." Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Nov 3, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 20:30 |
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I just hate him out of habit.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 21:14 |
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I just can't wait for GoT to be over so I can get an ending. I really really believe those spoilers that were leaked already are gonna be about 90% accurate too.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 13:45 |
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ulmont posted:The thread needs to see this. Ha! I had forgotten how stupid the 10th anniversary cover was.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 18:29 |
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M_Gargantua posted:If your going to make money for charity off of prostitution so be it. They're donating less than 10% of ticket sales. For $38 you could get a sad blowjob from a decent looking hooker or a decent blowjob from a sad looking hooker. Either would probably be more enjoyable and wouldn't take nearly 2 hours.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 06:05 |
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Favorite line: "And he killed with an unnatural room filled with eighteen rocks"
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 21:08 |
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I'm digging the predictive text writings. I tried playing with it, but wasn't getting anything good. I don't think I know how to use it or something.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 01:33 |
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There's an amazingly interesting story about how the destruction of the genre came about, and, like most fantasy genre destruction stories, this one start with the inflationary trends of the Japanese Yen as compared to the globalized average inflation rate. You see, if we analyze this data from Forex there's
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 06:36 |
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Ugh, if this is gonna turn into a sex fairy thread I'm gonna have to skip through it until it gets to the mean giving tree part.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 02:17 |
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Pash posted:I'm going to hate read the third book, but I'm not going to spend any money on it, I'm going to get it from my local library. But of course by read the third book I mean not read it because its never coming out and there is no third book. I'm gonna have to read it. Sort of like when I go past the first 5 episodes of a show I have to finish out the season no matter how bad it is. I made it through The Finder, I can make it through this fantasy series. If it ever comes out. It won't.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 16:47 |
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my bony fealty posted:Wolfe requires thinking and Rothfuss is, as was astutely pointed out here, Twilight for Boys I wouldn't say that. Things actually happened in Twilight.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 21:43 |
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I think Kvothe renamed himself (completely) to Kote. It's foreshadowed way to much and Rothfuss isn't a creative enough writer to change it up. I'll make some predictions as well: - The Chandrian will not show up, or if they do they will be the good guys - Bast stays awesome and turns out to be the "End Boss"
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 14:51 |
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Dude, that was Kvothe. Not Rothfuss. Kvothe was super duper good at sex with the sex goddess and then she loved him because he was so good at sex with her. But he was also strong, but not totally stronger than her, but still stronger than her because he was strong and good at sex.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 01:06 |
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Benson Cunningham posted:I legit think the next D&D adventure I wrote for my group is going to be better than Oathbringer or The Slow Regard. Not that the bar is very high. Put it to paper and send it to publishers.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 18:30 |
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Nakar posted:I always wonder how that works, as there are more than a few such books in the genre. Is it one of the participants just straight up ripping off their friends by repackaging the story they created together and taking all the credit for it as "author?" This seems like something that could make for a really interesting lawsuit. Pffft, easy. Create an LLC to act as your holding company with equal ownership and publish under a pen name.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 02:10 |
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latinotwink1997 posted:Good news for you (and me) then, BotL hopefully will never be back since he got banned. Awwwww.... he was annoying as hell, but I hate it when entertaining messes get banned.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 00:09 |
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Wasn't sex ninjas like 200.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 06:16 |
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I don't think Lin-Manuel Miranda thinks Rothfuss' writing about music is credible, but he's getting paid a ton of money. How often do you hear people say "The source material sucks, but we'll see if I can't salvage something interesting out of this mess" when discussing giant popular properties for a major network?
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:44 |
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Someone in the thread nailed it when they said Rothfuss writes about missing music as if Kvothe lost his iPod and not like someone who has lost the music in his heart.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 20:26 |
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So I just watched Moana with my niece and it was pretty great. And I hate song filled new Disney movies. Lin-Manuel is pretty drat good when he's not ripping off Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 15:53 |
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Playing with less strings while making your own music and playing an established song written for all strings are two totally different things. It's incredibly stupid, but I don't have as big of a problem with that as I did with loving Denna being the girl that sings along with him and she's fantastic and she cares more about him than the guy she's with and she totally knows that and Kvothe totally knows that, and that stupid guy could never truly understand her the way Kvothe does because they went on a wagon trip once together.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 13:20 |
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I wouldn't mind hearing other stories from this world. Maybe they'll be interesting.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 14:56 |
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May as well have a 16 year old master professor to fully embrace the anime of the series.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 23:05 |
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Nephzinho posted:Who wants to tell him? I got this... *clears throat Ravenfood, what the thread and I are trying to tell you, and we all still love you just as much as we always have and this isn't your fault, but Rothfuss has a stupid ugly beard and probably smells like cured meat. Oh, he's also a bad writer.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 19:13 |
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LostRook posted:Later books in the series follow Kvothe being distracted from writing his memoirs as he must do battle with the Chandarian by publishing passive-aggressive reviews of their books in the Arcanist Monthly. Kvothe jauntily signs a copy of Haliax's book with the inscription "Way to kill my family when Iax'd you not to!" as he poses for Sim to quiclky paint a picture of him and the kid just trying to buy the damned book.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 23:03 |