NFL Draft Thread 2018 - Group Texts - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Thread 2018 - Group Texts

«‹›109 »

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

OMG guys it's draft time

predraft hour bullshit I mean

starts in fifteen minutes I mean

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:44

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 4, 2024 13:41

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Is there gonna be a GDT or are we using this thread?

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:48

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:48

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Watching Draft Day with my roommate before the draft.

This is the dumbest football movie I have ever seen.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:50

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

OxySnake posted:

Watching Draft Day with my roommate before the draft.

This is the dumbest football movie I have ever seen.

Yes, and it gets worse

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:51

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Is there gonna be a GDT or are we using this thread?

I vomited out one.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855366

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:55

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

warcrimes posted:

Yes, and it gets worse

I just got to the end. Just lol at that whole thing.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:56

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

It�s so bad and yet I will watch it every time it�s on.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:59

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Today is second Christmas.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:01

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Josh Jackson and Isaiah Oliver are gonna be real good

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:08

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Oliver gonna go in the top 15

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:09

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

wrong threads

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:23

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/989645429745766401

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:28

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Guys. It�s happening.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:12

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Can we post spoilers In this thread?

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:13

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Jubs posted:

Can we post spoilers In this thread?

Yes.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:15

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

The Bills wont make the playoffs for another 18 years

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:59

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Earl Camembert. That's who Mel Kiper reminds me of.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

This dude has the greatest football hair.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:26

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Spring Break My Heart posted:

The Bills wont make the playoffs for another 18 years

Checks out.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:49

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Edmunds just bragged about his dick size

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:53

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Why is the draft thread quieter during the draft than it was for the 3 or 4 months leading up? Which pick killed your collective brains?

# ? Apr 27, 2018 08:49

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Inspector 34 posted:

Why is the draft thread quieter during the draft than it was for the 3 or 4 months leading up? Which pick killed your collective brains?

all the draft talk is going into the gdt or the draftermath thread

# ? Apr 27, 2018 08:53

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

FizFashizzle posted:

Edmunds just bragged about his dick size

Which one?

# ? Apr 27, 2018 13:50

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Which one?

uh...

how many dicks do YOU have?

# ? Apr 27, 2018 14:11

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

boop the snoot posted:

uh...

how many dicks do YOU have?

I think you keyed in on the wrong word there, buddy.

He was pretty clearly asking which SIZE.

# ? Apr 28, 2018 19:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 4, 2024 13:41

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

Coldforge posted:

I think you keyed in on the wrong word there, buddy.

He was pretty clearly asking which SIZE.

He keyed in on exactly the right word

# ? Apr 28, 2018 19:29

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Thread 2018 - Group Texts

«‹›109 »