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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The fact that we're discussing this at 2pm on draft day isn't suspicious

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Not enough to talk about now Baker #1

Commence the click bait titles

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
loving horney as heck for the draft my friends

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Dream Report: Someone came into my room and told me, "You're missing the draft!" I went downstairs and turned it on and six picks had already passed, which wasn't a big deal, but the big standout was that the Browns had picked with their #1 pick some cornerback I'd never loving heard of.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
This draft is the first one with some suspense in a long time and I for one can't wait for the Hawks to trade out of the first round again to enable a desperate team to pick Josh Allen

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

loving horney as heck for the draft my friends
same. literally refreshing my twitter feed even though it auto-refreshes.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Bills gonna grab Allen?
https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/989571233434947584

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/989571233434947584

efb

I feel like this is basically screaming at the Bills to trade up

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

same. literally refreshing my twitter feed even though it auto-refreshes.

same even though my twitter feed is just pictures of the Arizona teacher walkout, people making fun of Trump and people shitposting, here's my mock draft with a picture of their dog.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

If it’s not the Bills, who could it be?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It makes all the sense in the world for the Browns to trade down from 4 to whatever team thirsts for a QB the most.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diqnol posted:

If it’s not the Bills, who could it be?

Cardinals, outside shot of any other team that could think they need a QB like Broncos or Dolphins or whomever.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Comedy option: The Pats, looking for Brady's successor

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Take Bort for your first, Browns, you're just gonna waste it anyway.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Glumslinger posted:

Comedy option: The Pats, looking for Brady's successor

More comedy: they send Brady in the deal

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

The Glumslinger posted:

Comedy option: The Pats, looking for Brady's successor

My waking nightmare is Josh Allen falling to the Pats, sitting under Brady for 2 years, and then instantly becoming an unstoppable force as soon as he takes the reins.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Funk posted:

My waking nightmare is Josh Allen falling to the Pats, sitting under Brady for 2 years, and then instantly becoming an unstoppable force as soon as he takes the reins.

:same:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Professor Funk posted:

My waking nightmare is Josh Allen falling to the Pats, sitting under Brady for 2 years, and then instantly becoming an unstoppable force as soon as he takes the reins.

Same, except because I think Allen is gonna be like Ryan Mallet bad.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Also, tbqh, if I'm the Browns, it takes a LOT for me to pass up on pairing Chubb with Garrett. I think that will win them more footbaw games than whatever OL and CB prospect they'll take in the mid/late first round.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You guys should be rooting for Rosen to go to Cleveland.


Imagine him and Todd Haley butting heads.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I'm honestly ok with this. Rosen owns. Bring me Rosen or Darnold.

https://twitter.com/LanceZierlein/status/989574571379515392

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

kiimo posted:

You guys should be rooting for Rosen to go to Cleveland.


Imagine him and Todd Haley butting heads.

Imagine the New York papers as it becomes a game of "What will he say next?"

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Who has the support of the homeless in Cleveland? Mayfield or Allen?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rosen's organization of charitable donations is well-documented.

However, schizophrenics think Jews are lizard people so it's hard to say.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Bills fans are going to be pissed off if they trade up to take Allen. Unfortunately it wasn't the racist tweets that did it, it was that he's coming out to Bon loving Jovi.

This is a premature gently caress you to Josh Allen.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
omg

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/989575006941261824

end it all

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
it was those tweets

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I’m not sure what’s funnier the Bills getting rid of a good QB to draft Allen or the Jets going full jets.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Imagine if the Browns traded 4 for 12, 22 and 53 then did

1. Mayfield
12. Nelson
22. Vea

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Adam Schefter: In an ominous sign, the NFL has stated that Christian Hackenberg will announce the Jets' first round pick.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

Allen is gonna be like Ryan Mallet bad.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
If the Titans got Evans or Landry at 25, I’d be very happy.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

god drat that is SO not what they need right now, a loving project qb who may never be good

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


This would be PEAK comedy though

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ehud posted:

Would be surprised if Miami passed on Rosen

why so? The poo poo coming out about Allen today is exactly the way the Dolphins get players to fall to them

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I seriously can't believe Josh Allen in the top 5 is going to happen

I know it was talked about for the past month but like... come on, man

I thought he would fall to the second or third once teams went "okay, are we REALLY gonna draft this guy?" and everyone looks at each other in the war room and shake their heads

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Allen is not going in the top 5

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Same, except because I think Allen is gonna be like Ryan Mallet bad.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DariusLikewise posted:

Imagine if the Browns traded 4 for 12, 22 and 53 then did

1. Mayfield
12. Nelson
22. Vea

Browns trade 4 for a haul for a QB needy team.

Browns trade back up with the Colts half of that haul to get whomever of the top 3 non-QB prospects falls to them.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kalli posted:

Browns trade 4 for a haul for a QB needy team.

Browns trade back up with the Colts half of that haul to get whomever of the top 3 non-QB prospects falls to them.

Yes please.

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