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fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Theme Week

ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
MIA - DeVante Parker - Receiving Yards
CHI - Kendall Wright - Receiving Yards
BAL - Mike Wallace - Receiving Yards
CLE - Duke Johnson - Receiving Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards

B# IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 15:37

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:38

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Theme Week!

ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
CIN - AJ Green - Receiving Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards
GB - Davante Adams - Receiving Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
NE - Chris Hogan - Receiving Yards

B# T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:46

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

No time to make a theme week list.

ATL- Matt Ryan- Passing Yards
NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards
TB- Jameis Winston- Passing Yards

B# IND- Frank Gore- Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:55

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

THEME WEEK BITCH

HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - receiving yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - receiving yards
GB - Jordy Nelson - receiving yards
NE - Chris Hogan - receiving yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - receiving yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - receiving yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - receiving yards
TB - Mike Evans - receiving yards
NO - Michael Thomas - receiving yards
NYJ - Jermaine Kearse - receiving yards

B#: IND - T.Y. Hilton - receiving yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:01

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

DariusLikewise posted:

THEME WEEK

PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
WAS - Pierre Garcon - Receiving Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

B#: IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

I didn�t have the theme week there last night. This is a theme week entry.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:11

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

THEME WEEK

DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards
GB - Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

B#: TEN - Rishard Matthews - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:17

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards
LA - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
CLE - Kevin Hogan - Passing Yards
NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

B# - IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:59

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

ARI - Carson Palmer - passing yards
KC - Alex Smith - passing yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - receiving yards

Brady # - Jacoby Brisset - passing yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:12

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Late game only

THEME WEEK

TB - Mike Evans - receiving yards
TB - Desean Jackson - receiving yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - receiving yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - receiving yards
DEN - Demariyus Thomas - receiving yards
DEN - Emmanuel Sanders - receiving yards
KC - Tyreek Hiil - receiving Yards
LAR - Sammy Watkins - receiving yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - receiving yards
JAC - Allen Robinson - receiving yards

B#: IND - TY Hilton - receiving yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:15

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Slept in again theme week special:

TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards
JAX - Allen Hurns - Receiving Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
OAK - Allen Cooper - Receiving Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards
DEN - Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards
DEN - Demayrius Thomas - Receiving Yards

B#: TEN - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:17

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
DEN - Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards
DEN - Demayrius Thomas - Receiving Yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards

B# - IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards

# ? Oct 16, 2017 01:17

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Theme Week Entry

NYG- Odell Beckham Junior- Receiving
NYG- Sterling Shephard- Receiving
NYG- Brandon Marshall- Receiving
NYG- Roger Lewis- Receiving
ATL- Julio Jones- Receiving
MIA- Jarvis Landry- Receiving
BAL- Torrey Smith- Receiving
GB- Jordy Nelson- Receiving
OAK- Amari Cooper- Receiving
PIT- Antonio Brown- Receiving
PIT- Martavis Bryant- Receiving
SF- Pierre Garcon- Receiving
ARI- Larry Fitzgerald- Receiving
B# TEN- Eric Dekker- Receiving

0
0
0
?
72
62
Not a raven lmao
60
28
155
27
55
138
?

537...

# ? Oct 16, 2017 01:50

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I listed Pierre Garcon as WAS that�s going to cost me his 55 yards isn�t it

# ? Oct 16, 2017 01:53

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Strobe posted:

GB - Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
GB - Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards
CAR - Ed Dickson - Receiving Yards
PHI - Nelson Agholor - Receiving Yards

B#: IND - TY Hilton - Receiving Yards

The 28-3 Token

I feel like I'm either going to be really close or bust way the gently caress out and get zero points anyway. Might as well go for it!

Let's see....

60
28
45
34
19
93
99
36
55

Total before B#: 469

....welp.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 02:19

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

fishing with the fam posted:

Theme Week

ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 72
MIA - DeVante Parker - Receiving Yards 0
CHI - Kendall Wright - Receiving Yards 36
BAL - Mike Wallace - Receiving Yards 30
CLE - Duke Johnson - Receiving Yards -1
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards 19
DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards 96
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards 11
NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards 93
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards 95
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards 138

B# IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards ?

Total so far: 589

Brutal. I have been playing this game for years, and I think this is the first week someone I picked had negative yards.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 02:25

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fishing with the fam posted:

Total so far: 589

Brutal. I have been playing this game for years, and I think this is the first week someone I picked had negative yards.

You wanna make it even better? You don't qualify for theme week because Duke Johnson isn't a receiver. :smugdon:

# ? Oct 16, 2017 02:27

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

the mean lunch lady posted:

CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards
MIA - Kenny Stills - Receiving Yards
NO - Michael Lewis - Receiving Yards
NE - Danny Amendola - Receiving Yards
CHI - Kendall Wright - Receiving Yards
WAS - Jamison Crowder - Receiving Yards
LA - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards
TB - DeSean Jackson - Receiving Yards
JAX - Marqise Lee - Receiving Yards
KC - Albert Wilson - Receiving Yards

Brady Number: TEN - Eric Decker - Receiving Yards

395 jesus christ

# ? Oct 16, 2017 02:58

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Chichevache posted:

You wanna make it even better? You don't qualify for theme week because Duke Johnson isn't a receiver.

Ahahaha, I just lazily picked the dude with the most receiving yards for a butt load of teams. Serves me right for not doing the bare minimum of research. It's the drat Browns, so it was most likely gonna be some shmuck I had never heard of anyway.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 03:02

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Theme week

PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards 155
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 72
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards 45
NE - Brendin Cooks - Receiving Yards 93
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards 138
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards 95
MIN - Steffens Diggs - Receiving Yards 0
SF - Pierre Gar�on - Receiving Yards 55
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards 37
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards 34

B# IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

724.....

I think I may be ok?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 03:28

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

B# - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards

# ? Oct 16, 2017 03:48

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Chichevache posted:

Not a raven lmao

DariusLikewise posted:

I listed Pierre Garcon as WAS that�s going to cost me his 55 yards isn�t it

This will be an exciting MEAT STARLORD situation for you both.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:17

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Brady Numbers

pre:

+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player           | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Grittybeard            | -28       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 46        | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 206       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| von Metternich         | 252       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Nystral                | 276       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| DariusLikewise         | 336       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Major Ryan             | 352       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| aBagorn                | 360       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Young Hegelian         | 386       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Benne                  | 403       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| fishing with the fam   | 411       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 419       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 431       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Forever_Peace          | 458       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| bobjr                  | 517       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 522       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Strobe                 | 531       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| OxySnake               | 539       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| totally losing my mime | 588       | IND  | T.Y. Hilton      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| MrLogan                | 236       | IND  | Frank Gore       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 428       | IND  | Frank Gore       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| a new study bible!     | 505       | IND  | Frank Gore       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Deceptive              | 270       | IND  | Jacoby Brissett  | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| seiferguy              | 419       | IND  | Jacoby Brissett  | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| WaffleZombie           | 540       | IND  | Jacoby Brissett  | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Elephanthead           | 218       | IND  | Donte Moncrief   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Athanatos              | 270       | IND  | Quan Bray        | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 219       | TEN  | Delanie Walker   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Okibi                  | 376       | TEN  | Delanie Walker   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Arnold Layne           | 386       | TEN  | Delanie Walker   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| axeil                  | 430       | TEN  | Delanie Walker   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| pixelbot2000           | 309       | TEN  | Rishard Matthews | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 363       | TEN  | Rishard Matthews | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| schweens               | 376       | TEN  | Rishard Matthews | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Hockles                | 452       | TEN  | Rishard Matthews | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Chichevache            | 388       | TEN  | Eric Decker      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 594       | TEN  | Eric Decker      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| korrandark             | 221       | TEN  | DeMarco Murray   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 172       | TEN  | Tye Smith        | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+

Stats

Apologies to Grittybeard who unleashed the dragon a bit too hard.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:51

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

And yet again I find myself going into Monday with 500+ yards to cover. At least this time it was because I'm bad at this game and not rank stupidity. :v:

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:01

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Dammit I got MEAT STARLOAD'd

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:04

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

DariusLikewise posted:

Dammit I got MEAT STARLOAD'd

Don't worry, I think next week everyone might be discovering the magic of MEAT STARLORD

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:13

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Cutting it fine this week although I guess it's an improvement on completely blowing it out like tight end week.

Let's hope Hiltonmania runs mild

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:46

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Hmm I should have had 2 more receivers.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:56

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

axeil posted:

Don't worry, I think next week everyone might be discovering the magic of MEAT STARLORD

I think I still have a path to the top 10 so I don't blow my whole week, it just involves T.Y. Hilton getting 150 yards and Brissett throwing for 300.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:59

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Dang, if ARog hadn't gone down that would have been a great entry.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:06

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

You missed my Brady number only entry.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:48

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Final scores and this week's thread will be up this evening.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:29

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 6 Stats:

Grittybeard

Results

pre:

+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 973   | FALSE | 40    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 942   | FALSE | 39    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Elephanthead           | 849   | FALSE | 38    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 828   | FALSE | 37    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 819   | FALSE | 36    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| MrLogan                | 813   | FALSE | 35    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 813   | FALSE | 34    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 798   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 793   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 767   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 760   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 743   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Athanatos              | 730   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 706   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | 700   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| schweens               | 693   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 683   | FALSE | 0     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 672   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 667   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| aBagorn                | 659   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 641   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 633   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 631   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 621   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 617   | FALSE | 16    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 616   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 608   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 600   | FALSE | 13    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 588   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 587   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Forever_Peace          | 561   | FALSE | 0     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 544   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 502   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 497   | FALSE | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 494   | FALSE | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 488   | FALSE | 0     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| OxySnake               | 480   | FALSE | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 431   | FALSE | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 212   | FALSE | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 1047  | TRUE  | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+

Strobe
DariusLikewise
Forever_Peace

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:32

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

I feel pretty decent that I managed to lose a grand total of 5 points with that token. Now the temptation is gone.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:36

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:38

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

New thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837855

# ? Oct 18, 2017 06:03

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