Meeksha posted:

subway sandwich artists are often not appreciated and sometimes try too hard to stand out from the crowd. when i ordered a classic italian on whole wheat today, the sandwich artist began covering his face in oil and vinegar while slam poetry'ing about italians becoming a race of sandwiches. it was a bit much for me but i understand some people call that art.

the unfortunate and unforeseen hazard was that an italian hit squad was waiting on their sandwich party platter and didn't appreciate his comparison... they shot him approx. 195 times according to the police report.