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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
the best thing about reading the history of the labor movement is how many diseases basically only affected one or two professions due to the fact that their professions were literally poisoning them. like the radium girls are super well known, along with black lung, but have you ever heard of milkman's thumb? (edit: holy poo poo, do not google that phrase) basically workers at dairy farms would get these horrible repetitive strain injuries, crooking their thumbs eternally to grasp phantom nipples.

but did YOU know, thanks to a resurgence of craft brewing, attacks by Barrel Skeletons are at a 40 year high? it's true. what used to only affect adventurers and parisian wine-barons patrolling their stocks now happens to every bearded tom, dick, and harry who works down at Ugly Shitfaced Motherfucker Ales & Facial Hair Ungent Supply. skeletons bursting out of barrels, spilling ales and bitters everywhere. shameful. do they even know how rusty it makes their half-helm & scimitar? fuckin skeletons, no respect for company PPE.

also, more and more teachers are finding themselves confronted by hair-metal bands who reject the stated curriculum & instead seek to instruct the children in the fine art of "partying down." this wave of "Sister-Twisting" has afflicted as many as 3 schools in the tri-county area ALONE. teachers are often found after the fact, hair touseled, glasses ajar, their ties pulled rakishly to the side.

what other ailments plague the Workingpeople of your brain-worlds, my fine byobbers?

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
airport workers in the x-files dimension are 1,000% more likely to get hollowed out and worn like a halloween costume by a legless swami on a skateboard

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

Aryu Kiddimeh posted:

being exploited for your labor oof

i said UNKNOWN, Aryu :colbert:

(actually lmao good post)

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