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woooowww, how original, you and the rest of "the capos" show up wearing butchers' coats and respirators. oooo i'm soooo impressed. "durr i watched duh suhpranos and now i'm jawn gawwwwti" that's what you sound like, while you're punching me in the face and tossing me in the back of your black BMW with the tinted windows. Oooooo smart thinking dumbnuts, you removed the glow in the dark emergency handle latch & now I can't escape from the car. good thing im a fuckin black belt in Car-ate. gonna jump out of this here boot and start putting boots to faces, know what i mean? gonna backflip onto the raised trunk and then slam it down on all yalls fingers, while screaming the name of a wrestling move. im not good at wrestling so odds are the move-name will be unrelated to what im actually doing, so dont be confused if i shout "pile driver!" while not doing a pile driver, ok oh oh pfft whatever, these idiots have hella guns & are forcing me to stand in this plastic bucket of wet cement. smart thinking, dudes! i can definitely stand on top of wet cement. this isn't going to leave foot-shaped holes once i discorporate into a honey nut cheerios-scented vapor cloud, as is my vampiric class ability. yup this is the opposite of a stepladder, i hope you didn't need me to pick up anything off a tall shelf. now i'm sitting at the bottom of the ocean! whatever! really the bottom is just as good as the top, since opposites are exactly the same. thats why i'm as scared of ANTIFA breaking my prostate stimulators as I am of a neo nazi shooting me in the face. see if you mafios just followed the middle path like me u wouldn't be as afflicted by samsara as you are. let's recite a mantra together. |
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i dont carry a gun because im more lethal to every gundude within a 21 foot radius, than they are to me. all i do is charge up to them and stick my fingers in the shooty holes, then the bullets get backed up and explode. it used to happen to me aas a kid, id jerk off with a cork in my urethra so much my balls exploded. my balls exploded, because thats where the cum is stored. crimes |
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some tophat wearing libertarian elitests tied me to the back of their electronic skateboards with cheap bailing twine but we're both too fat for the skateboard to drag me so the motor burned out & now i'm getting sued in "non-maritime court" for "violation of the NAP."
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wow hugh, that's rad as gently caress. the only time i've ever been nearly vehicularly homicided at, i accidentally backflipped over the whole car, and as i landed like trinity from the matrix in her motorcycle helmet, i was holding a katana? llike seriously, can someone else do a backflip over a car and tell me if they land holding a katana? i cant get rid of this thing. i wake up and it's in my hand. not. . . not really sure whats up. crimes |
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Oct 13, 2017 02:26
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plus, now you can lie with impunity.
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