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911 Report Operator: 911, is this an emergency? Caller: YES! OMG I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY S**T! Operator: Where are you? Caller: redacted Operator: and what is your emergency? Caller: I JUST SAW A MAN IN A RED FORD MUSTANG... Operator: Sir! Sir? SIR! Could you please try and slow down and try to not shout? I want to under stand you! Caller: Sorry! A red Ford Mustang just passed an Amish horse and buggy, and then the guy flipped him off! Operator: Do you wish to make a citizen's traffic complaint or something? Caller: No! See, after the guy passed the horse and buggy, the driver of the buggy hit his horn! Operator: And? Sir, this line is for emergencies only! Caller: The horn made the red Ford Mustang blow up into a pile of parts and fluids! I think the driver's ok, though- he ran across the field near redacted Operator: Whoa, sounds like they're using unlicensed sonic weaponry- ok, I'll call the Governor, we're gonna need the National Guard again... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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