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Reaing Mein Kampf to my cat, who doesn't become a Nazi.
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Oct 14, 2017 18:54
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strapping kitty into the Clockwork Orange brainwashing chair. After 17 days, no improvement. She is still a cat.
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Oct 14, 2017 18:55
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Welcome to my home, which I call the Retard Cat Castle. Sit on my couch AKA the Stupid Pussy Throne. Would you like some water in a cat bowl? I call it Meowing Idiot Juice. No, I'm more of a dog person, why do you ask?
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Oct 14, 2017 18:57
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little munchkin posted:feeling bad about the swears i said to my cat and apologizing to her the next day lol ---------------- |
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Oct 18, 2017 18:48
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Methodically detailing my plans to murder C-List celebrities to my cat because I'm sure she's not listening. Being woken up by the FBI a week later. wtf, cat. If you were concerned you could just have talked to me about it.
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Oct 19, 2017 19:50
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little munchkin posted:an arena full of hockey fans are going absolutely bananas. they're yelling, stomping their feet, shaking the glass, etc. i'm standing in the center of the ice, about the say the word "tits" to my cat. you say "tits" and the cat doesn't respond. the boos begin to crescendo ---------------- |
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