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"gently caress" I say to my cat, Posey, waking her up from her nap. "poo poo rear end drat" I continue. she assumes a sitting position and begins to clean her face
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After a moment of thought I am ready to deliver to my cat a scathing rebuttal. "By your own logic", I begin,
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"your mother was a dirty w**** and your father was a b******" i whisper into the kittens ear as she sleeps in my lap. later when she wakes she'll wonder if she just dreamt it
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Oct 13, 2017 03:16
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singing "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls to my cat, but not actually beeping out any of the words
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Welcome to my home, which I call the Retard Cat Castle. Sit on my couch AKA the Stupid Pussy Throne. Would you like some water in a cat bowl? I call it Meowing Idiot Juice. No, I'm more of a dog person, why do you ask?
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Oct 14, 2017 20:44
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feeling bad about the swears i said to my cat and apologizing to her the next day
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Oct 18, 2017 17:31
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the video of Michael Richards at the laugh factory except the audience is a single cat who is being distracted by light diffracting through a window
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an arena full of hockey fans are going absolutely bananas. they're yelling, stomping their feet, shaking the glass, etc. i'm standing in the center of the ice, about the say the word "tits" to my cat.
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