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"NooooOOOOooooooOOOOOO, fatty." I yell into the bullhorn. My cat continues to bump its face against the giant plastic tub holding its food.
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I stack three speakers atop one another and angle them at the cat. I point my bullhorn at the microphone, "NOOOOOOO, dummy."
I whisper so so softly, "You're a living kibble hole."
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Cropduster flies low overhead trailing a banner: "Screw off, Mittens, it's 2 AM"
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