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AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
/me leaves computer desk for 1min

oh, hey earl. i'm glad you find my computer chair comfortable, and decided to sit there, again. tell me, is it because you like the residual butt warmth i left behind (that was meant for my butt), or are you doing this out of pure spite? i know you hate me, and guess what motherfucker. i hate you too. but you know what else? i'm not locked in here with you....... you're locked in here, with ME!

/me sits on earl, like right on top of that lazy freeloader, good for nothing, loser idiot

haha. stupid idiot. this is a prison of your own making.

*based on a true story

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