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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

His early stuff is decent though not particularly deep, and it only goes down hill from there particularly as he's, what's a nice way to say this, less than thorough and discriminating in what sources he draws from.

He desperately needs an editor and a fact checker

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


reignonyourparade posted:

His complaint was that they shared bowls when they washed their faces every day. Water someone else has already used is ritually unclean in Islam so that legitimately probably seemed actively more dirty than the people who weren't bothering to wash in the first place, at least they were just STAYING filthy instead of actively wiping filth onto themselves.

also that they didnt wash after eating, making GBS threads or loving

stop whitesplaining what this proud muslim told us about the barbarity of the white races

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lawman 0 posted:

He desperately needs an editor and a fact checker

And also, as was mentioned before, to not rely so much on the Great Man framework for his narrative.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And also, as was mentioned before, to not rely so much on the Great Man framework for his narrative.

I mean that's pretty much why I listen to him.
If I want a history about systems I'll listen to the fall of Rome guy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Captain_Maclaine posted:

His early stuff is decent though not particularly deep, and it only goes down hill from there particularly as he's, what's a nice way to say this, less than thorough and discriminating in what sources he draws from.
In his defense, he spends like half of every episode talking about how his sources aren't reliable, he just loves the story they tell.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


nopantsjack posted:

also that they didnt wash after eating, making GBS threads or loving

stop whitesplaining what this proud muslim told us about the barbarity of the white races

it is well known that muslim visitors to england at this time would at all times wear a mixture of fresh, pungent herbs over their noses, lest they be struck dead by the foul stench of the wretched bog people

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Crap, I don't need more podcasts on my rotation but you fuckers convinced me to download The Fall of Rome. Thanks a lot :mad:

THS
Sep 15, 2017

C-Euro posted:

Crap, I don't need more podcasts on my rotation but you fuckers convinced me to download The Fall of Rome. Thanks a lot :mad:

it's good and hearing someone who is on the cutting edge of the latest developments in roman studies, and who fairly explains disputes and interpretations he disagrees with (and being upfront when his own opinion is controversial) is incredibly interesting

it really fills in the blanks from the late roman empire to what europe became in ways I never understood before

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I highly, highly recommend John Clarke's Roman Sex, which will tell you a lot about how Romans categorized sex -- what counted as "manly", for instance -- and what they considered appropriate and inappropriate. Also lots of pictures.

looks like a fun book but it amuses me to imagine that he just got a hold of ancient roman porn and wrote an entire book on the equivalent of roman lemon stealing whores as a window into roman sexuality and society

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

he just got a hold of ancient roman porn and wrote an entire book on the equivalent of roman lemon stealing whores

lol

Flython
Oct 21, 2010

Four pages and not one mention of Gibbon? Unbelievable. The Decline is required reading for anyone even slightly interested in Rome.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Enjoying the fall of Rome podcast so far, thanks for the recommendation

Anyone know any other good history podcasts?

I like the Roman graffiti and how some of it is like "my name is Gaius and I hosed ten women!" But some of it is like "here were Antonius and Adrian and we are best friends forever" :3:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

nopantsjack posted:

Enjoying the fall of Rome podcast so far, thanks for the recommendation

Anyone know any other good history podcasts?

I like the Roman graffiti and how some of it is like "my name is Gaius and I hosed ten women!" But some of it is like "here were Antonius and Adrian and we are best friends forever" :3:
https://player.fm/featured/history

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



nopantsjack posted:

Enjoying the fall of Rome podcast so far, thanks for the recommendation

Anyone know any other good history podcasts?

I like the Roman graffiti and how some of it is like "my name is Gaius and I hosed ten women!" But some of it is like "here were Antonius and Adrian and we are best friends forever" :3:

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Flython posted:

Four pages and not one mention of Gibbon? Unbelievable. The Decline is required reading for anyone even slightly interested in Rome.

gibbon can eat my hole

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Flython posted:

Four pages and not one mention of Gibbon? Unbelievable. The Decline is required reading for anyone even slightly interested in Rome.

decline and fall is bullshit

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Been kicking around the idea of doing either the whole "Decline and Fall" set or Kissenger's books on his Washington years this winter/spring. Either way I'll be reading about the gradual collapse of civil society.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

It's really hard to read Gibbon even if he paints some beautiful imagery. It's almost as bad as trying to read Cicero or any of the Greek circle jerkers like Plato. Like I'd only read them to translate them for a modern audience because it's all indecipherable.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

Been kicking around the idea of doing either the whole "Decline and Fall" set or Kissenger's books on his Washington years this winter/spring. Either way I'll be reading about the gradual collapse of civil society.
what the gently caress

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
dan carlin basically looks at roughly 1000 years of historgraphy about subject X, picks out the most fanciful facts from each source regardless of how likely they are to be actually true, and then jumbles them together while talking a lot about how army X from the year 0 AD can kick army Y's from the year 1000 AD's rear end

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

StashAugustine posted:

decline and fall is bullshit

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

nopantsjack posted:

Enjoying the fall of Rome podcast so far, thanks for the recommendation

Anyone know any other good history podcasts?

I like the Roman graffiti and how some of it is like "my name is Gaius and I hosed ten women!" But some of it is like "here were Antonius and Adrian and we are best friends forever" :3:

revolutons podcast from the same guy who did history of rome

http://www.revolutionspodcast.com/

fantastic summary of the french revolution and made me sorta like georges danton and hate robespirre

too bad he chose to do american revolution before the 1848 revolutions: I think everyone knows everything about the American one but the 1848 one is relatively unknown (and just as important) so I can't binge the entire revolution while playing civilization or something on a work night

Typo has issued a correction as of 16:25 on Oct 23, 2017

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Typo posted:

dan carlin basically looks at roughly 1000 years of historgraphy about subject X, picks out the most fanciful facts from each source regardless of how likely they are to be actually true, and then jumbles them together while talking a lot about how army X from the year 0 AD can kick army Y's from the year 1000 AD's rear end
apparently the only way to make history digestible to insecure internet nerds is to make it ~~badass~~

and, of course, hardcore.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

R. Mute posted:

apparently the only way to make history digestible to insecure internet nerds is to make it ~~badass~~

and, of course, hardcore.

to be fair though, when I was in my early teens this sort of stuff would have appealed to me a lot, and that was a period when my interest in history really started developing

I mean it's prob no worse than history channel

it's gateway into serious, well researched and interesting history

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Flython posted:

Four pages and not one mention of Gibbon? Unbelievable. The Decline is required reading for anyone even slightly interested in Rome.

Gibbon's thesis has not been seriously entertained in quite some time, and my god is his writing a turgid, impenetrable mess.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Lawman 0 posted:

There was a poster in the Rome A/T thread who literally believed this
this was genuinely a really funny gimmick

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

So uh, should I read the copy of Decline and Fall I've got or is it bad history?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Wheeee posted:

So uh, should I read the copy of Decline and Fall I've got or is it bad history?

bad history imo

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

But why

Flython
Oct 21, 2010

Must say I'm surprised, I find the decline to be a joy to read. Made all the more interesting by the fact that you're viewing Rome through the lens of a 18th century gentleman.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
If you're gonna read bad history, why not just go straight to Procopious? You get to learn all sorts of interesting factoids, like which empresses are also prostitutes, and which emperors are secretly demons in human form.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

because it was written with obvious bias towards narrating the fall of rome as a moral failure to his english comptemporaries, he straight up say that Christianity caused the fall because it weakened the roman people's moral spirits

the problem is basically that he's lacking 300 years or so of archaeology, historical and economic thinking and research since decline was written, in other words he lacks an appreciation for the material conditions for the fall of the empire. He would not have understood, for instance, the mechanism of inflationary pressure on the Roman economy because the quantitative theory of money doesn't exist when he was alive, nor would he understood the Malthusian pressures on a pre-industrial civilization because Malthus started to write about it around the time when decline and fall was almost done.

so since he doesn't have an understanding of why the Roman Empire fell, he reduces it down to moral causes because that's the cause he could understand and it makes for a good story. Reading decline and fall is kinda like reading Freud for physcology: it's a landmark work in the field but it's also completely outdated

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Gibbon's central thesis is that Rome declined and fell, itself a troublesome idea, due to internal degradations and eroding of civic virtue, in particular advancing the idea that Christianity especially weakened the martial heart of the Romans and made them softies, ripe for conquest by the rapacious barbarian hordes.

None of these ideas has held up well in the face of subsequent historical analysis, to put it mildly.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

quote:

Unlike the native Byzantine guards so mistrusted by Basil II, the Varangian guards' loyalties lay with the position of Emperor, not the man that sat on the throne. This was made clear in 969 when the guards failed to avenge the death by assassination of Emperor Nikephoros II.

A servant had managed to call for the guards while the Emperor was being attacked, but when they arrived he was dead. They immediately knelt before John Tzimiskes, Nikephoros' murderer and hailed him as Emperor. "Alive they would have defended him to the last breath: dead there was no point in avenging him. They had a new master now.

From the last page, but this deserves a little more explanation. Nikephoros II was John Tzimskes' uncle. They were both successful generals under Romanos II. When Romanos died (either from poison, too much sex-having, or some random illness, his two sons Basil II and Constantine VIII were proclaimed joint emperor, but were still kids. Their mother, a former waitress, was sidelined by the eunuchs, so she proposed to marry Nikephoros and make him co-emperor with her kids. He accepted, but wasn't the best husband, so she proposed to marry John Tzimskes and make him emperor. She smuggled him into the palace so he could assassinate Nikephoros. That done, he dumped the empress and exiled her and took over as emperor. Surprisingly, he doesn't seem to have had any intention of murdering the child-emperors, and after he died, Basil II took over and became the Bulgar-slayer we all know and love.

So it wasn't entirely a matter of the guards failing to defend and avenge the emperor, there were three emperors at the time, and two of them survived into adulthood and died of natural causes. Two out of three ain't bad.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Gibbon's central thesis is that Rome declined and fell, itself a troublesome idea, due to internal degradations and eroding of civic virtue, in particular advancing the idea that Christianity especially weakened the martial heart of the Romans and made them softies, ripe for conquest by the rapacious barbarian hordes.

None of these ideas has held up well in the face of subsequent historical analysis, to put it mildly.

For instance the Romans had already lost two Emperors in battle in the third century when for most of that time Christianity was a nucianse.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

sullat posted:

If you're gonna read bad history, why not just go straight to Procopious? You get to learn all sorts of interesting factoids, like which empresses are also prostitutes, and which emperors are secretly demons in human form.

i want someone to write this about the 1800's

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Typo posted:

so since he doesn't have an understanding of why the Roman Empire fell, he reduces it down to moral causes because that's the cause he could understand and it makes for a good story. Reading decline and fall is kinda like reading Freud for physcology: it's a landmark work in the field but it's also completely outdated

Oh absolutely. I think we should take a moment to acknowledge that Gibbon's big problem isn't that he wrote out and out garbage, but that he advanced an argument that's since been long superseded. For his time, he was a good historian, but the field left him behind an awful long time ago and that, coupled with his reactor-shielding-dense writing, make Decline and Fall a less than appealing book to modern audiences.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

got any sevens posted:

i want someone to write this about the 1800's

Probably Victoria for both.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

frankly on subjects as broad as the roman empire, you shouldn't be reading books that are older than 20-30 years probably. more niche subjects occasionally have definitive works that are older than that, but even those will just be starting points with subsequent works adding on or making non-game-changing corrections.

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i thought carlin's mongol podcast was actually pretty reasonable and we just covered the same subject in a 300 lvl undergrad history of late imperial china course but idk. i listened to maybe forty minutes of it again recently and it sounded right about how their living their entire lives on horseback and the brutality of life on the steppe is what made central asians so lethal when they came into contact with sedentary civilizations. i guess its dece because there's no reason to contrive 'badassness' and excitement cause the history is legitimately insane

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