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BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
P90s seem like kind of a weird choice for a rich-hippy guitar.

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BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Dirt posted:

P90s are the best possible pickups though.

Yeah but rich hippies are the worst possible people so it seems more in character that they'd do something awful like single-coil EMGs or Lightwave+piezo or some other such atrocity.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Jaxo the jazz fusion clown. He does cocaine.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

woodch posted:

Could it be a Steinberger and not a keytar?

Edit: Like Eddie's 5150-era version:


Double Edit: No, it looks like a keytar, lol.

It's Chick Corea and John Patitucci, it's 100% a keytar.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
I respect Steve Vai's skill and passion but the dude is a giant dingus.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Playing black metal on a Steinberger is amazing.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Out of all the guitars you could paint a giant pair of tits on, an Ibanez RG has to rank near the bottom.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
I wonder if the weirder guitars on Rondo are customs that somebody ordered while drunk and refused to pay the balance on after they sobered up. Look at this thing, for instance. How are you going to get your djent on with nothing but a neck pickup? I guess somebody wanted to do a Charlie Hunter thing and then had second thoughts.

BDA fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Oct 29, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

After having another look at this I honestly think it would look fine if they put, say, a Les Paul Jr pickguard on it.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Most of their custom shop bodies have a fretless option and quite a few have multi-scale options, and there's no footnotes or anything that say you can't combine them. So I don't see any reason why they wouldn't.

How many people even play fretless guitars, anyway? I can think of a few who have done it as a gimmick on a song or two (Steve Vai, Adrian Belew, Issei Noro from Casiopeia) but never as a regular thing.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Those famous shredder Les Pauls, y'know. The 80s were full of them.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Looking at Les Pauls with locking trems got me on Robert Fripp's various guitars and, uh, geez:


It makes sense for what he does but still, drat.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Rondo will happily build you one for about a grand, although I don't think gently caress You Pink is in their color options.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
No Floyd, though, you're only halfway there. Now this here is the real poo poo:

One hundred entire American dollars!

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Output jack *and* strap button inside the V. That is a cursed object.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
I have a serious problem with that pinkburst guitar.




It doesn't have sparkles.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Ruflux posted:

I forgot one key part from earlier: I'm also a poor university student so I couldn't buy a guitar if I wanted to. :v:

If you can scare up about $80 you could probably find an Epiphone LP Jr on ebay or craigslist.

Alternatively, borrow one from someone who seems like a space cadet and hope they forget to ask for it back.

Comedy option:

BDA fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Nov 4, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
I wonder how many of these Epiphone has been selling? None of the online retailers I check seem to be able to keep them in stock.

Also smdh at calling that a "Les Paul" when it's clearly a Melody Maker. Respect your own history, Gibson.

BDA fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Nov 4, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

metaxus posted:

If they called it a Melody Maker, they wouldn't sell as many to wannabe bluesdads who want to brag that they just bought "one o' those vintage Les Pauls."

As if a bluesdad would buy a $99 guitar.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I want one of those but I also want to put EMG 81/85s in it somehow.

Apparently the pickups are just standard Strat size so you could put some Hot Rails in pretty easily.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Somebody found a way to make the Dean Cadillac look even more awkward.


I guess the Dean Cadillac is fairly stupid music poo poo on its own, although I've become weirdly fond of it the more I've looked at it.

BDA fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 5, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
https://reverb.com/item/4805355-refinished-epiphone-les-paul-special-with-matching-headstock

That is a delightful shade of Get hosed Green but it really needs a Floyd to complete the look.

[edit] Reverb is a goldmine of weird poo poo, look at this loving thing.

BDA fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Nov 6, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Wait, Epiphone made honest-to-god bolt-on Les Pauls? The hell?

Sort of. The Special is a bargain-basement flattop.


For some reason the fact that the end of the fretboard is rounded instead of square bothers me way more than it should. The wrongness is so subtle and yet so jarring.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

dex_sda posted:

why does he have two yellow roses

Three.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

stillvisions posted:

I was assuming that was an artfully cropped attempt at reflectoporn for attention.

If he could've posed such that the Tele's dilz was where his actual dilz would've been that would've been true art.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
https://reverb.com/item/5090179-semi-hollow-body-guitar
I expect to see "for sale: guitar" on craigslist, seeing it on Reverb is surprising.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Needs a Floyd Rose.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/folk-traditional-instruments/deering-goodtime-2-zombie-killer-5-string-banjo
:suicide:

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Is that a pun on somebody's name or just a bootleg?

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Malaria posted:

the 50x1 sounded better than I expected it to.

Honestly with a bit more low end it would've sounded pretty good, in a hosed-up sludge kind of way. Maybe if it'd been 49 mini-amps and one 1x15 combo...
Granted, there are probably much easier ways to get that sound.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
If you're one of those people who only ever uses the bridge pickup I could see having goofy neck pickups just as a visual gimmick. People like that don't usually play single-coil Fenders, though.

darkwasthenight posted:

Looking at that wiring scheme I think they're for adding more high string or low string emphasis to the bridge pickup.

Could he really not think of a more elegant way to do that? P-Bass style split pickups for guitar are a thing that exists.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

lol i forgot gibson's thrown all their money into the home stereo market because that's totally booming and consumer electronics isn't one of the lowest-margin industries on earth

Holy poo poo, that was all in like the last 5 years too. What the hell were they thinking? Every analyst in the company must've been shrieking "NOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of their lungs.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Diversifying is not in and of itself a bad thing (as far as I know, I'm hardly some financial whiz) but diversifying by investing heavily into an industry that's due for a crunch even more severe than yours seems extraordinarily dumb.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
If they're worried about diluting their brand they could just do what Fender does and have, y'know, other brands. According to Wikipedia their only instrument-building subsidiaries besides Epiphone are Kramer and Steinberger, neither of which are doing jack or poo poo ATM as far as I can tell.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Did somebody try to make a shredder out of a Peavey T-60?

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Wow, I didn't even notice it was a bass. Why in God's name...
I know Billy Sheehan does it but Billy Sheehan is a deeply silly man and should not be emulated.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Dude who commissioned this should've bought a Gretsch instead.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Spanish Manlove posted:

So did a jazz trio that only does Liberace covers order that?

I was thinking irony-poisoned alt-country guy, that seems like the sort of thing you'd sport while wearing a Nudie suit.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

kjetting posted:

It's like someone didn't understand what cutaways are for.

Maybe it's left-handed and they don't understand what pickguards are for. Or why knobs are placed where they are. Or, uh... which way up you typically string a guitar.

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BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
If I was in the market for a cheapo Les Paul I'd probably get an Agile (although I've heard they tend to be even heavier than Epiphones.)

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