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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

safely sodomized posted:

honestly that quiz needs another bar, a "radicalism" bar or something

like a "what would you be willing to do to achieve your political system" thing?

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Venom Snake posted:

*extremely killing rosa voice*

hello



*Stalin on the phone, talking to Rosa's widower* "Look, I'm very sorry for the loss of your wife... Rona Lichtenstein, who, you know, knew what she signed up for with the revolution. The thing with revolutions is, you gotta win, it's really important because we just don't win anymore, with the communism. But with me, we're gonna win win win, believe me. We're gonna win at revolutions so hard you're gonna be sick of winning. Have a great day."

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/741835460364894208

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void



just always at the back of the bus being the cool kids

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


:hellyeah:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I make Stalin look like Rosa

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


motehrfucker

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Seems pretty obvious how this test is biased in its definition of authoritarianism.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

For instance, if there was a question that said: "should people be forced gay?" That's a Strongly Agree

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
So literally no one else is landing in the blue quadrant, which encapsulates America's entire political spectrum?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

mods please ban this centrist

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Hello person who has almost exactly the same results as me

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

General Dog posted:

So literally no one else is landing in the blue quadrant, which encapsulates America's entire political spectrum?
What did u get

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

rudatron posted:

What did u get


I'm the mythical "Republican who voted for Hillary"

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

General Dog posted:

I'm the mythical "Republican who voted for Hillary"

Gulag.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
You could have claimed being a true Radical Centrist if you'd gone just a smidge down

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
But then you'd have to fight to the death against The Zerger Man, because there can be only one

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'll just stay here in the cuck zone

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

General Dog posted:

I'll just stay here in the cuck zone

Best watch your back, bud. We don't take kindly to your kind around here

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Michael Bayleaf posted:

Best watch your back, bud. We don't take kindly to your kind around here

Speaking of



Should I go out back and just purge myself then?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Venom Snake posted:

like a "what would you be willing to do to achieve your political system" thing?

This is a good question, though in Canada anything violent would be treated as suspicious and watch-list worthy by definition

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


Where are the statistics nerds to compile all of these results so we can see where we lie on the Goon Communist/Socialist scale?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Nebakenezzer posted:

Speaking of



Should I go out back and just purge myself then?

This is the first interesting one.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
mine is ayycellerationism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_THeAXe9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mIFbhB0b8

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008




this was my buddy, we matched almost exactly on the bottom 3 rows

he thinks the free market works really well tho (and any evidence to the contrary is because its actually not free enough) lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

too far or not far enough?

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Nebakenezzer posted:

Speaking of



Should I go out back and just purge myself then?

lol at implying a neoliberal would do anything except stay alive and maintain the status quo

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
These tests are bullshit. I'm a Stalinist.



Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

A Typical Goon posted:

lol at implying a neoliberal would do anything except stay alive and maintain the status quo

Yes but I'm also a Canadian, I don't want to bother other people if I don't have to

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007



hmm ok



seems right



.... what :ohdear:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the only political compass i need

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

RIP Syndrome posted:

minus superstition.

the best superstition :3:

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the best superstition :3:

* hail Satan

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
-10, -8

:q:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

General Dog posted:

So literally no one else is landing in the blue quadrant, which encapsulates America's entire political spectrum?



ScrubLeague posted:

mods please ban this centrist

Correct and correct

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!
The "nation vs world" axis is dumb.

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!
Is supporting the world bank making loans to third world countries that then leads to the selling of public utilities a "nation" or a "world" position?

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Frijolero posted:

These tests are bullshit. I'm a Stalinist.

nice libertarian communism, NERD

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