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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/920423908997718016

fo rillz tho, if a piece of dust getting under a key necessitates replacing half the computer, it is a poorly designed computer

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 17:35

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 20:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

how are they by market share? or units sold?

not smartwatches, just watches in general

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 05:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

are you counting total revenue or just revenue from selling apple watch?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 05:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

when did they release the apple watch sales numbers? i missed that

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 05:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

casio terrorist watch?

also, lol @ we're the most successful watchmaker in the world, so much so that if we released our sales figures we think it will tank our stock

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 06:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

any estimates on their actual profit per watch?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 06:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

well, it's good to see that apple has carved out another niche in moderately priced watches that are bad at being watches. watch this space

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 06:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

why couldn�t Apple have just...made the MagSafe connector thinner?

because it would still need to be a separate port from the usb-c/thunderbolt one

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 03:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

NEED MORE MILK posted:

[img thunderbolt cinema display]

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 03:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

reminder: apple had a single port dock that was also a best in class 5k monitor and they stopped making it to sell some trash from lg that exploded around wifi

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 04:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

carry on then posted:

come again

welp, that was me mis-remembering. 1440p was the best they ever did with thunderbolt displays before they threw in the towel

shameful

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 06:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

good thing apple got all that hardware crypto to make stolen iphones nearly worthless

good thing they can't just point it at your face to unlock it

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 19:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

...so the hardware crypto doesn't make stolen phones nearly worthless.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 19:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

what if I register my dick as my face

i don't think it has a macro lens

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 23:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it was born out of the fact that samsung and microsoft did it and touch id didn't work through the screen at all

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 02:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

where do i sign up for the stymie cast?

is it on itunes?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 04:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

looool

stymie was right

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 22:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Wheany posted:

i drive my fancy expensive car through slums to troll the people who live there

iphone x: a glass mansion on a hill overlooking the ghetto

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 07:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that is just a hideously ugly phone design

seriously, it looks like something samsung made two years ago

# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 01:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

loving ios 11.1

my phone's cell modem just shut off or something since last night. wifi worked and i've been home all day, so i didn't notice until i went to make a call. had to switch airplane mode on then off again to get it to reconnect

now i have a bunch of voicemail and text messages show up all of a sudden.

goddammit iphone you had one job

# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 23:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

LanceHunter posted:

Anyways, actual content: Sikh comic gets an IPhone X and tests it against his less-conventional hair/facial attire. (Sorry about the Facebook link.) https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155855604536419&id=512871418

less conventional than what? there's like 22 million sikhs

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 05:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ffs why is iOS still such poo poo

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 16:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i was on the train watching a video with my X and AirPods and a guy behind me taps my shoulder.

him: do you like it? was it worth it?

me: i'm liking it.

he gives me a smirk and pulls out a space grey iPhone X box from a white apple bag. looks like he had come back from buying one. i give him a nod and a thumbs up while mouthing "nice" and went back to my movie.

lol, did you seriously spend the equiv of like five months rent on a telephone?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 23:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

not very, i was wondering how long it would be before you got rolled into the street and guillotined for your largess

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 23:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

5months ?

do you live in a cardboard box under a bridge

i was talking to cinci, who lives in latvia, where the average rent is like $200

where i live 5 months rent will buy you a used car

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 08:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i guess the disparity is an iphone x does not cost the equivalent of a used car* here

*like, something other than an 86 renault alliance

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 08:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

like a diesel rabbit from 1991, idk.

my assumptions about eastern europe haven't changed since the wall fell

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 08:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

something you can repair by hitting it with a mallet enough times

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 08:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 20:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

eyeing the success of htc and occulus, apple is believed to be going all-in on an AR headset and custom OS

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 20:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i thought it was pretty funny

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 20:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i don't think i care, it's hilarious, just like the autonomous vehicle project was hilarious. if apple wants to make some slick looking cyberpunk goggles, i'm all for it really

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 20:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Binary Badger posted:

feces?

fasces: the mobile choice of the alt-right

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 23:17

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

easy to call it a major pos tho

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 02:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

it�s the best tv os on the market

webos

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 17:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lmao. a $2k coffee tin.

goddamn

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 22:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

this is like an arg or something right?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 00:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

no doubt, the writing was just so melodramatic and absurd though

what infernal knowledge are apple's engineers unlocking deep in the bowels of a sunnyvale military base?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 02:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

where is 32gb ram macbook pro

wherever they keep the macbook that uses a xeon and ecc

you really don't want high memory densities without ecc

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 19:25

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 20:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the new mac pro does double duty as a buttplug

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 21:10

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