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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

as promised, here is the list of figgies . although it is official, it is a living document that can change and be updated. however i am the sole authority on it. thank you.

5 figgies - between 10k and 40k

5 figgies with all cheevos - 40k to 55k

wordpress themer figgies - 55k to 75k

lyin' rear end figgies - you were fired more than 2 weeks ago but haven't told your SO.

6 figgies - $100,000 to $200,000

quarter mill figgies - 200k to 250k

cocaine figgies - it doesn't matter how much you make cause it all goes to cocaine. you sleep 3 hours a night and stalk the tumblrs of 18 year olds.

bitcoin figgies - you sleep in your license plate-free car most nights except when your friend "buster" lets you sleep in a vacant room at the hotel he manages. you promise to repay him in full.

gimme tax relief figgies - 250k to 400k

capitalist figgies - profit is the stolen wages of the working class, and any who subsist off of this surplus labour deserve only a swift death.

to be continued

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




So much pleasure what if you own hundreds of acres of land with zero cash flow

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

kevin is back????

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Without pleasure

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
posting itt before kevin's inevitable meltdown at being owned for being a little bitch

i cant believe we gotta run PK out of yospos again

*i sigh as i draw my katana*

ps how is ur website about statistic or whatever dweeb poo poo it was?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you are thinking of some one else dumb rear end

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
doesn't give definition of 6.5 figgies, voted 1

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

PleasureKevin posted:

you are thinking of some one else dumb rear end

no im definitely thinking of you, i remember your last meltdown pretty clearly

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

du -hast posted:


ps how is ur website about statistic or whatever dweeb poo poo it was?

that was Ian from Statpedia.

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

So much pleasure what if you own hundreds of acres of land with zero cash flow

thats 'gently caress off moo cow' figgies

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

big scary monsters posted:

doesn't give definition of 6.5 figgies, voted 1

I agree with this assessment

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



du -hast posted:

no im definitely thinking of you, i remember your last meltdown pretty clearly

kevins site tells you if certain google services are still up




also hello kevin

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


no mention of p dece figgies, six and a half figgies, etc. shameful list. terrible.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i'm pleasuring myself right now, kevin

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Can somebody add a de-facto definition of 6.5 figgies and then update the saclopedia??

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


6.5 figgies is ~315k

p dece six and a half figgies is ~150k

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Rex-Goliath posted:

6.5 figgies is ~315k

p dece six and a half figgies is ~150k

voted 5

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
rip kevin

https://twitter.com/pleasure__kevin/status/916984465691254785

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

zero figgies

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hello pleasure kevin dont worry about your job when god closes a door he opens another door somewhere else. the problem is finding it. if hes god it sure seems like he could just loving teleport you there imo which is why im an atheist now

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

gas $ ban op

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

im sorry kevin, this brings me no pleasure

money is worthless

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

BONGHITZ posted:

money is worthless

this sound like something a poor person would say

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
what about 5.5 figgies. it should be 75k

what about 6.5 though. 150k or 500k?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

gonadic io posted:

what about 5.5 figgies. it should be 75k

what about 6.5 though. 150k or 500k?

quoting this shameful post

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
kevin be well

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I am very rich actually. very very rich

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Embarrassed for the OP but subscribing because I might be able to learn some more about figgies.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

OldAlias posted:

gas $ ban op

this

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
lol at anyone who isn’t earning at least 7 figgies

how can you possibly survive on anything less

burning swine
May 26, 2004





get it together kevin

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:



get it together kevin

oh hey it's my gif

my personal pleasuremeter is in the +1/+2 range right now

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

kevin are you going to tend to your thread, or just poo poo out an op and abandon us to wonder about figgies. this brings me displeasure

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

kevin

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
your mapping has a hole between $75k and $100k. I suggest aspirational six figgies

maybe six figgies-adjacent

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Roosevelt posted:

kevin are you going to tend to your thread, or just poo poo out an op and abandon us to wonder about figgies. this brings me displeasure

50% chance i’ll get more cocaine and keep posting. 50% chance i’ll kill my self and this will be the last of the Great Works posted to this site.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."
but which are the good figgies?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




low tax will be proud

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

The Management posted:

your mapping has a hole between $75k and $100k. I suggest aspirational six figgies

maybe six figgies-adjacent

all of this takes an enormous amount of work. i’m currently collecting primary data to determine the range of “family court figgies “

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i helped someone fix their website and earned a cool two figgies

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