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Figgies is total annual compensation, including 401k match, and excluding unvested stock grants and the value of benefits (e.g. health coverage).
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Roosevelt posted:oh hey it's my gif mine is about to blow!  +3 figgies
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Oct 18, 2017 01:18
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The Management posted:your mapping has a hole between $75k and $100k. I suggest aspirational six figgies HFNFY hell fucktard, not figgin’ yet
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Oct 18, 2017 01:48
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NEET = Not Even Earning Th'figgies
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Oct 18, 2017 01:51
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please dont lie to your so op
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Oct 18, 2017 02:21
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dat sweet sweet tax free working the street figgies
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Oct 18, 2017 02:23
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please dont kill yourself kevin, that would bring me no pleasure
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Oct 18, 2017 02:27
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pks twitter paints a bleak picture I think pk himself is the cocaine figgies, and 17 days now of drinking at home alone
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Oct 18, 2017 03:13
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https://twitter.com/Pleasure__Kevin/status/920418647633547269
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Oct 18, 2017 03:24
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kevin. alcohol is bad. smoke weed.
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Oct 18, 2017 03:36
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kevin posting is bad too. dont do it!
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Oct 18, 2017 03:37
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*home alone mom voice* KEVIN!
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gonadic io posted:what about 5.5 figgies. it should be 75k wtf
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gonadic io posted:what about 5.5 figgies. it should be 75k this has loving happened before 6.5 figgies is 500k
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Oct 18, 2017 04:41
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actually the figgie scale is logarithmic also whats the five figgie discount
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Oct 18, 2017 05:06
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A figgie discount is a deduction in effective figgies due to employer quality. For example, when working at the company formerly known as Yahoo, 6.5 figgies is worth only 6 figgies, because Yahoo.
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Oct 18, 2017 05:26
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One time I grabbed a fist full of fig newtons and told the person next to me I finally got 6 figgies.
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Oct 18, 2017 06:04
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Skim Milk posted:*blackberry support voice* KEVIN!
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Oct 18, 2017 06:29
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Quarter million figgies here but i break car windows and vandalize mailboxes to keep the housing prices down
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Skim Milk posted:*home alone mom voice* KEVIN!
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pram posted:kevin posting is bad too. dont do it! id rather he posted than take his own life x kevin
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Oct 18, 2017 08:26
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Kevin get help. go to a hospital and tell them you have a problem and need treatment. do it now.
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yeah substance abuse doesnt fix anything and killing yourself is really dumb. especially for a weak rear end problem like losing your job so you lost your job. who gives a gently caress honestly? as a computer toucher youll have another one in no time. if your girlfriend gives you poo poo about it then shes a loving idiot
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The Management posted:Kevin get help. go to a hospital and tell them you have a problem and need treatment. for real tho do this. talk to a therapist (also good advice for those successful posters walking the line of self destruction). yospos is not a therapist
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go to a therapist and tell ur gf about ur zero figgies ur pleasure levels may be low now, but i have a feeling ur pleasure levels will increase after u start getting help
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Oct 18, 2017 21:19
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its not for everyone but i found running every day fixed a lot of my depression and anxiety issues also feel more pleasurable kevin
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Oct 18, 2017 21:25
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i hope kevin gets his pleasure back and he stars opposite taye diggs in a movie about it
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Oct 18, 2017 21:29
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pleasure levels plumbing new depths
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Fiedler posted:Figgies is total annual compensation, including 401k match, and excluding unvested stock grants and the value of benefits (e.g. health coverage). bad news for me, since my new contract states that if the statutory minimum retirement contribution goes up, the take home pay will be reduced so as to maintain the same total figgies
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lol
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Oct 19, 2017 03:04
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clicked on this thread hoping it was about fig newtons disappointed
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Oct 19, 2017 04:11
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how many figgies are deece
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we need a breakdown of deece, p. deece and 0.5 of a figgy, and all combinations thereof
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Oct 19, 2017 05:57
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Given a total annual compensation X, figgies are calculated as 1 + log(base 10) X. Given figgies F, total annual compensation is calculated as 10 ^ (F - 1). Fiedler fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Oct 19, 2017 |
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Oct 19, 2017 06:05
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5.977723605288847766322594581032436291182939455932389057596 figgies
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Oct 19, 2017 06:08
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Kevin, (Riker saddles a chair) let's rap. What can I do to increase your pleasure levels?
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Oct 19, 2017 06:08
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Bloody posted:how many figgies are deece deece is a state of mind p dece is a hellfucker lifestyle
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Salt Fish posted:5.977723605288847766322594581032436291182939455932389057596 figgies so close and yet so far
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