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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
How does profit sharing work into figgie count

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

The Management posted:

your mapping has a hole between $75k and $100k. I suggest aspirational six figgies

maybe six figgies-adjacent

Six figgie smalls

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Millstone posted:

Six figgie smalls

Mods, please

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

obstipator posted:

go to a therapist and tell ur gf about ur zero figgies

i think his gf has probably figured it out if OP has spent 17 days drinking in his room lol

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
either way i want to thank pk for a p deece thread

never thought it could happen

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
1 figgy is $999

pram
Jun 10, 2001

George posted:

either way i want to thank pk for a p deece thread

never thought it could happen

where is it? :newlol:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i earn a few figgies and it’s gonna be many decades before its anything more unless i buy and run my own pharmacy

drugtronics

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

echinopsis posted:

i earn a few figgies and it’s gonna be many decades before its anything more unless i buy and run my own pharmacy

drugtronics

Why not just leverage your backgrounds and sell drugs to sex workers?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

kevin's twitter currently has men drinking piss on it. :thunk:

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
my neighbor in the dorms was named figgie and his handle was codemonkey

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i have reassessed this thread and upgraded my previous 1 vtoe to a cautious 2

hope that brings you some small pleasure, kevin

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

pram posted:

where is it? :newlol:

lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

pleasure me, kevin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
may allah save kevin

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

i earn a few figgies and it’s gonna be many decades before its anything more unless i buy and run my own pharmacy

drugtronics

what is your thought on the proposed ban of over the counter codeine products, op?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Kevin has turned to the false god of communism. only the cleansing power of figgies can redeem his soul

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what is your thought on the proposed ban of over the counter codeine products, op?

pretty funny that doctors are using the opiate epidemic as an argument to ban OTC codeine

"no white collar drug abuse allowed without giving us a cut!"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what is your thought on the proposed ban of over the counter codeine products, op?

conflicted. went to a meeting other night to discuss the issues, and opioid abuse is mental and shoppers are legit a thing

a centralised database is the answer. not prohibition. some people get very effective pain relief from OTC codeine and like paeudoephedrine, removing it from the shelves doesn’t fix the problem. nz drug foundation posted that meth is more available and cheaper than ever, despite making it a class B drug required a controlled drug script

the problem is society, as in, why is being a professional shopper an appealing line of work? that said we do have a responsibility to prevent people who abuse or sell it on from access. but this isn’t just OTC codeine it’s all doctors too.

like the dude who got 80 x 80mg oxynorm from me the other day... HOLY gently caress THATS A LOT OF OXY

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I hear ya

And now people just sprinkle rat poison on oregano to get high. Cheaper than meth

And poo poo meth is Hella cheap right now holy poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i mean im not totally excluded from the recreational drug scene but ive never coime across it, thank god

synthetic cannabis is horrible though. like fuckin insane. as far as I am concerned it's a different drug from cannabis and legalising cannabis wont fix the synthetic cannabis problem, only making it so its not more appealing that being poor as gently caress

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yeah don't call it synth cannabis I don't know what the scene is down your way but here it is literally poison

I've heard cants has some actual synthetic cannabinoid [that isn't literally rat poison] in the product down there, but it is still pretty dog poo poo

who knows, legalisation on its way??

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






lol if u buy rat poison from the gas station and smoke it

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator


echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

yeah don't call it synth cannabis I don't know what the scene is down your way but here it is literally poison

I've heard cants has some actual synthetic cannabinoid [that isn't literally rat poison] in the product down there, but it is still pretty dog poo poo

who knows, legalisation on its way??

https://twitter.com/morgancox_uk/status/921323567526096897




lol i just show people the wikipedia page for cannobipnds and there are hundreds of chemicals that bind to the receptors, it’s insane, and say “which one is in the product”?

hopefully they decrim co apparently hardly any police resources go into opioids coz all targeted at meth (worthwhile) and weed (jesus christ)


but yes end of the day for a lot of people their life is so poo poo, synthetics are a good option. it’s amazing people wanted to keep national coz the economy is good but lol don’t worry about world class levels of poverty and youth suicide :(

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

bobbilljim posted:

6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator




Look at this shameful off-by-one error. :sad:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

bobbilljim posted:

6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator




so you’re saying that 6.5 figgies is three million dollars?

good luck with that.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

bobbilljim posted:

6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator




your stupid tool is calling me a five figgy fucklord

fix it now!!!!!!!!

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

yeah it should say "five figgy fucktard"

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

spankmeister posted:

lol if u buy rat poison from the gas station and smoke it

lol if u don’t!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
sorry folks but the figgies don;t lie

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

bobbilljim posted:

6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator




a very yospos post

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

by that I mean pedantic about math but also wrong.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

yospos: pedantic but also wrong

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
someone make that into a good portmantue

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
a pos

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Bloody posted:

yospos: pedantic but also wrong

this is why I belong here

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

someone make that into a good portmantue

We have one it's fishmech

pram
Jun 10, 2001

spankmeister posted:

We have one it's fishmech

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Fiedler posted:

Figgies is total annual compensation, including 401k match, and excluding unvested stock grants and the value of benefits (e.g. health coverage).

it’s 2017 those don’t exist

poty posted:

yeah substance abuse doesnt fix anything and killing yourself is really dumb. especially for a weak rear end problem like losing your job

everyone on this web site knows my problems go way back

spankmeister posted:

we need a breakdown of deece, p. deece and 0.5 of a figgy, and all combinations thereof

i have tried to avoid the big questions such as these. take this cup from thee, father.

akadajet posted:

kevin's twitter currently has men drinking piss on it. :thunk:

you don’t recognize MEN ENJOYING PASTA

big scary monsters posted:

i have reassessed this thread and upgraded my previous 1 vtoe to a cautious 2

hope that brings you some small pleasure, kevin

you have absolutely no idea

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