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Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
So I saw that someone had a public underwater condo open and I wanted to take a look because I hadn't yet bought a good condo.

Well...

The whole thing was dedicated to dolphins having sex with anime women humans.

Just pictures everywhere. Posters of anime chicks being hosed by dolphins and sucking off dolphins... Even one where the dolphin was performing oral sex on the woman.

Then there was a poster with random facts about dolphins which after I had been desensitized was the weirdest thing I saw.

This game is pretty great.

Edit:

gently caress it. Here are some EXTREMELY NSFW pics:

:nws: https://imgur.com/a/41jPk :nws:

Mr Scumbag fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Nov 11, 2017

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Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
What are the chances to hit a jackpot on Wheel of Money really?

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

Light Gun Man posted:

There's some various rumors about it but I dunno if anyone really knows. One of these days I'm gonna sit down with a TV show or stack of movies and play for like 8 hours and see what happens.

Done that for about three days this week. My best spin is still 450.

It's looking like the odds are about equal to actual slots.

On the bright side, I always come away with more money, but not nearly as much as I'd have if I did pretty much anything else. Then again, it's pretty easy to mash space while watching bad movies.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
Workshop support is released.

God help us all.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
Is anyone still playing this dumb game?

Is this even the current thread for it?

It has an arcade now. It's pretty good.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
^^^Can you please use timg tags instead of img? These blow out browsers and make navigating threads needlessly annoying.

I saw a condo called "Pink Palace 18+" so naturally I took a look.

I was greeted with this:



The spiral staircase as described:



I figured if three of the teleports were wrong, then the top-most one would be right. I was correct. She wasn't lying. I saw her nudes. They were meh. The staircase is a lot higher than it looks.

View from part way up:



I'll get more screenshots of my next adventure. Kinda half-assed this one cause it was late and I was tired.

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Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
People make some weird poo poo for this game. I just finished playing a weird Matrix game someone set up in their Studio condo. It starred Agent 47 from Hitman, also. Because of course it did.

The into/clues:



So off to "Become the director", then:



Walking up to the camera transported me into the Matrix:

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Walking up to the TV teleported me onto the Nebuchadnezzar:



Exploring for a bit led me to an exit, which bizarrely transported me back to the studio:





I then turned around as suggested in the book and walked into the set, which transported me again:





Walking into the building, I have to check in with Agent 47. Or is that Tobias Reiper?



Anyway, I went into the red disk/teleporter on the desk and it just took me back to the studio, so I did all of it again to get back and went in the opposite direction to a temple:



...and it was there that I found a hidden teleporter to the hidden porn gallery (there was also a hole in the wall that also transported me back to the studio):







The porn was very bland, but getting there way interesting and weird. This game is fun.

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